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Ns if you had a pound of gold..

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congrossman.
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alright since you clicked, if you had 1 single pound of gold to melt into anything you wanted. what would it be? no dildos or bongs please.

cant sell it.

tell me what you think
Sep 11 2014 4:07PM
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Newschoolers55
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Dildo.







I said it.
Sep 11 2014 4:11PM
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Aidan-G
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A pound of melted gold? I'd pull a Game of Thrones on OP
Sep 11 2014 4:11PM
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congrossman.
Posts: 142 - Karma: 520
+K..hipster
Sep 11 2014 4:11PM
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op14
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Definitely a repost. Search bar next time.
Sep 11 2014 4:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Id bury in the woods and wait for the market to crash....then dig it up and melt it into a dildo.
Sep 11 2014 4:21PM
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soulskier
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I would without a doubt melt it into molten gold
Sep 11 2014 4:23PM
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jacksonschor
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I would take one half of the pound and proceed to grind it into a very fine powder, and proceed to smoke that powder in a bong made from the other half of the pound



high class
Sep 11 2014 4:36PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
A dildo bong
Sep 11 2014 4:55PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
I'd melt it down into coins. Then buy shit with it.
Sep 11 2014 4:57PM
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KravtZ
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Gold flake for a massive amount edible golden food
Sep 11 2014 5:01PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
melt it and let it reform back into a gold bar and then sell it
Sep 11 2014 5:09PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51630 - Karma: 162,078
trade it for silver. Sell some, hold onto the rest. Eventually sell 90%
Sep 11 2014 6:04PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10815 - Karma: 57,158
A beautiful collar style necklace. Huge statement piece, they look pretty, and make me feel powerful.
Sep 11 2014 6:48PM
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SFB
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a solid gold t shirt
Sep 11 2014 6:49PM
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omIV
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Granite_StateId bury in the woods and wait for the market to crash....then dig it up and melt it into a dildo.


Still laughing at this one
Sep 11 2014 6:53PM
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skiersupreme
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op
Sep 11 2014 7:23PM
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Backyard.Skier
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all gold everything
Sep 11 2014 10:22PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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veetuzkaDildo.







I said it.


I quoted it
Sep 11 2014 10:24PM
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Phil-X-
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KravtZGold flake for a massive amount edible golden food


Always carry a salt shaker full of it and sprinkle it on everything you eat.


I would get a pure gold statue of my face and donate it to the louvre under some strict guidelines
Sep 11 2014 10:27PM
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ZachAndCheese
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I'd make a golden cast of my penis
Sep 11 2014 11:11PM
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Snowtorious_BIG
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Like 8 of these, pure gold
Sep 11 2014 11:13PM
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ModMommy
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A gold whip would be cool too. Nothing says bad bitch like a whip.
Sep 11 2014 11:24PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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I would make a cast of my penis too but for that i would need about 7 kilograms
Sep 11 2014 11:27PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Traded it for the worth of silver then sell that.
Sep 11 2014 11:31PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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thats only like 25mL's of gold. probably enough for all gold teeth.
Sep 11 2014 11:34PM
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DrZoidberg
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Catalysts and nano particles. Forget statues.
Sep 11 2014 11:35PM
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milk_man
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I would sell it and buy op's mom
Sep 11 2014 11:36PM
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youngdtay
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jswizzleI would take one half of the pound and proceed to grind it into a very fine powder, and proceed to smoke that powder in a bong made from the other half of the pound



high class


How do you smoke something you can't burn?
Sep 12 2014 12:05AM
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SkiThe603
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i would melt into a giant gold walking staff. Giant Purple Light Crystal at the top
Sep 12 2014 12:25AM
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youngdtay
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SkiThe603i would melt into a giant gold walking staff. Giant Purple Light Crystal at the top


I think you're failing to understand how little of an amount a pound of gold is. It's less than half of this:

Sep 12 2014 12:29AM
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Lé.Skiing
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Dr.Nitrog3nI think you're failing to understand how little of an amount a pound of gold is. It's less than half of this:



I was just about to make that point. It's actually not that much gold. Gold is a metal, not only that it's one of the heavier metals.
Sep 12 2014 12:39AM
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congrossman.
Posts: 142 - Karma: 520
fine then lets say a gallon of gold
Sep 12 2014 1:18AM
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Aidan-G
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congrossman.fine then lets say a gallon of gold


2 dildos
Sep 12 2014 2:35AM
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_Jeffrey_
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melt it into many pairs of gold skis. than sell it for ridiculous prices to little kids here on NS
Sep 12 2014 3:19AM
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E__
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ZachAndCheeseI'd make a golden cast of my penis


What would you do with the 99% of the gold?
Sep 12 2014 4:17AM
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E__
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*other 99% of the gold.

I fucked that punchline. goddammit I fucking hate jokes.
Sep 12 2014 4:18AM
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congrossman.
Posts: 142 - Karma: 520
ill punch your line HAHAHA wut? what did he say? i personally would make a crafted trident like Poseidon
Sep 12 2014 10:59AM
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op14
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congrossman.fine then lets say a gallon of gold


an outline of ur mums bewbs

inb4 get banned again
Sep 12 2014 11:34AM
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Spiri7o
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mmccarthy14Definitely a repost. Search bar next time.


thisssss
Sep 12 2014 4:14PM
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op14
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_Jeffrey_melt it into many pairs of gold skis. than sell it for ridiculous prices to little kids here on NS


Gold is so malleable that if you leaned too far back or forward on them they would just bend and break. Rekt.
Sep 13 2014 11:01AM
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deleted5
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mmccarthy14Gold is so malleable that if you leaned too far back or forward on them they would just bend and break. Rekt.


Butter so hard motherfuckers want to find me.
Sep 14 2014 10:43AM
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Spiri7o
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I would make a collar, put it on you Austin.... & make you my bitch
Sep 14 2014 11:12AM
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iH8pow
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I'd melt it into a bowl because I'm still old fashioned and smoke grass.
Also, I'd melt it into a miniature spoon to snort stuff off of.

That would leave a lot of spare gold still...
Sep 14 2014 11:32AM
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Spiri7o
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CoreyTrevorI'd melt it into a bowl because I'm still old fashioned and smoke grass.
Also, I'd melt it into a miniature spoon to snort stuff off of.

That would leave a lot of spare gold still...


wow....
Sep 14 2014 12:04PM
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