Replying to New Season new Swag

I'm just wondering what the swaggest goggles out there are. I was made fun of last year because I had ghetto goggles but I can't find any goggles that can really express my inner shredder and steeze. Does anyone have any recomendations of style goggles I can just sling around my waist so all the guys there think I look like a G? I think I'll just use the old ones from last year to actually protect my eyes if I fall but I need something to make me look super hardcore and look like i do ciggarettes and stuff. Thanks for the help new schoolers.