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Awwwwwight, so this morning i had my annual 6 month dental cleaning. Usually i don't mind the dentist b/z its not as painful as the ortho. So i was like ahh crap ok so i go in and i usually have the same lady that cleans my teeth, but this time it was different one. So i was skeptical...well not really but whatev. So she starts in with this hook tool thingy that they all use to clean away all the stuff the toothbrush can't reach ya know. So i knew that was comin well...for a while it was fine until she didn't stop, and she kept going and going and going with the hook and each time she would move onto a new tooth she would dig harder and harder and harder. So i'm sitting there with my gums gushing blood and my eyes watering and shes all happy and such singing and humming shit like its no big deal my mouth has become a pool of blood. So that was pretty shitty but then i find out that she isn't going to floss my teeth like they always do, and i have braces so its hard to floss so instead of flossing she went back to that fucking hook! She literally tried to put the hook inbetween each one of my teeth like she was flossing it and lets just say she did, and it once again caused a fuck load of pain and a shit load of blood. can u believe that? she tried to floss my teeth with a fucking hook! has anyone ever had this experience before? it was the worst dentist visit i have ever had and by far the most painful. Its been like 4 hours and still, my teeth are aching. I just thought i'd share but i was appauled that she friggen hooked my face to a bloody mess.
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