DOES YALL LIKE PASTA??? PSA

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>”What?”
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>”Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.”
>”I don’t know what that is. What platform is it on?”
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>”have money please alterlier toroti give money please game”
>”Are you ok?”
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee’s counter
>he’s holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling “ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI”
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

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Since that says spaghetti is it relevant to pasta?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

Matt.H^
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Since that says spaghetti is it relevant to pasta?

Spaghetti: spaghetti is a long, thin, cylindrical pasta of Italian origin

TRVP_LVRD>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>”What?”
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>”Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now.”
>”I don’t know what that is. What platform is it on?”
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>”have money please alterlier toroti give money please game”
>”Are you ok?”
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee’s counter
>he’s holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling “ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI”
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

I LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT AN AB WORKOUT

RailersailerI LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT AN AB WORKOUT

Is this your first day on the internet?
fuckin copy-pastas...

Matt.H^
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Since that says spaghetti is it relevant to pasta?

spagetti is relevant to everything, therefor pasta is relevant to spagetti.

It sold out already..... at 345 et. OP you failed us by bringing this too out attention waay too late

.Hugo.It sold out already..... at 345 et. OP you failed us by bringing this too out attention waay too late

You think you're the only one that's sad???? I've been crying for the past half an hour...

:( I LOVE PASTA. HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS DEAL.

ZachAndCheeseYou think you're the only one that's sad???? I've been crying for the past half an hour...

You told us to "JUMP ON THIS SHIT" while knowing all the passes were gone?!?!?! I hate you so much right now

.Hugo.You told us to "JUMP ON THIS SHIT" while knowing all the passes were gone?!?!?! I hate you so much right now

There is some hope

ChillTeenDad420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

dammnit i came here to post this.

ZachAndCheeseThere is some hope

Ill be so disappointed if you dont pm me the second they reopen it

Am I the only one who's thought about how fat I'd get if I had an ulimited pass for pasta at a resturaunt for SEVEN FUCKING WEEKS? It would be catastrophic. My shits would eventually just turn into buttered noodles, leaving me to piss out the excess sauce. I'd get a gut that constantly glimmered from the butter seeping through to my outermost layer of skin. I'd have to have a taxi drive me home every night for fear of blacking out from pasta intoxication. There's a good chance I'd never have a normal life again after 7 weeks of that... I consider myself tragically lucky to have missed this deal.

Bart.ManAm I the only one who's thought about how fat I'd get if I had an ulimited pass for pasta at a resturaunt for SEVEN FUCKING WEEKS? It would be catastrophic. My shits would eventually just turn into buttered noodles, leaving me to piss out the excess sauce. I'd get a gut that constantly glimmered from the butter seeping through to my outermost layer of skin. I'd have to have a taxi drive me home every night for fear of blacking out from pasta intoxication. There's a good chance I'd never have a normal life again after 7 weeks of that... I consider myself tragically lucky to have missed this deal.

idk that all sounds pretty awesome to me