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Homecoming ideas

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YoungWookiee
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Asking a girl too homecoming what are some good ideas how did you newschoolers do it?
Sep 8 2014 1:22AM
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Aidan-G
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You pee on her in the middle of class while making primal grunts and eye contact with every other male in the room effectively claiming her as your property
Sep 8 2014 1:25AM
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PacificRimJob
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Fku9Da2zU
Sep 8 2014 1:34AM
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Scotty_Boy
Posts: 777 - Karma: 1,449
You came to the wrong website.
Sep 8 2014 2:00AM
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.Hugo.
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Its homecoming not some formal. Just straight up ask her, it doesnt have to be fancy or spectacular
Sep 8 2014 2:14AM
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Aidan-G
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.Hugo.Its homecoming not some formal. Just straight up ask her, it doesnt have to be fancy or spectacular


OR, or he could just pee on her
Sep 8 2014 2:15AM
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Snowtorious_BIG
Posts: 659 - Karma: 1,467
Lookin for a good idea too... Something that says, sorry for peeing on your butt earlier, will you give me another shot?
Sep 8 2014 2:22AM
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IKEA
Posts: 622 - Karma: 3,111
Step 1 Find out where she lives

Step 2 Sneak up to her room at night

Step 3 Tie her up, and use duct tape on her mouth

Step 4 Ask her out

Step 5 She will automatically say yes. We all know that No turns to Mhm with duct tape.

Step 6 Have a fantastic evening with her. Try not to keep it awkward.

Step 7 If she gives you the right signals, use condom.
Sep 8 2014 5:04AM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,184
Fortune cookies where the fortune is going to homecoming with you.
Sep 8 2014 11:00AM
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