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Sketchy thing at dorm

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chickenonabun
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So I was with this one girl and she was feeling pretty sick and had a fever, so I went to my dorm to grab some ibuprofen and then biked back over there to give it to her and she had meet her at the back door because the front is locked. So I gave it to her then this alarm went off and I biked away... she said it turned off but when I got back to my dorm it looked like the cops showed up. Am I in trouble? I don't want to deal with the po-po its my first week of college!
Sep 5 2014 10:21PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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dude, run.

the feds found you. your college life is over
Sep 5 2014 10:23PM
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270on420out
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Yeah the alarm detected that you were giving her the dangerous street drug ibuprofen and notified police.














The cops showed up because the alarm went off dingus.
Sep 5 2014 10:24PM
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deleted5
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if you hold the door open for too long at some colleges alarm goes off
Sep 5 2014 10:26PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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If the doors don't close right then an alarm goes off. It probably wasn't shut all the way.
Sep 5 2014 10:44PM
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.FRY.
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yes you're in trouble. it's all over the news. get used to prison buddy. cause you'll be going there for a long time. maybe now you'll think twice before dealing ibuprofen won't you OP?
Sep 5 2014 10:47PM
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SFB
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forget prison OP, ill see you in hell.
Sep 5 2014 11:04PM
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soulskier
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It looked like the cops showed up?


Probably not, I don't see anything about that story that would make the police interested in you
Sep 5 2014 11:29PM
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bakedpow
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its probably best you go to that one sketchy overpass where all the homless people sleep and just hide out in one of their tents. cops are definitely looking for you right now.
Sep 5 2014 11:32PM
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chickenonabun
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I saw the cops at girls dorm from across the athletic fields at my dorm where I parked my bike. Definitely one of the more hardcore things I've done, and I've done a lot of hardcore shit in my day.
Sep 5 2014 11:33PM
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.FRY.
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soulskierIt looked like the cops showed up?


Probably not, I don't see anything about that story that would make the police interested in you


except for that fact that he was dealing ibuprofen
Sep 5 2014 11:33PM
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soulskier
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.FRY.except for that fact that he was dealing ibuprofen


I just spoke with my cop friend and unless he was dealing ibuprofen 200's he should be safe
Sep 5 2014 11:56PM
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*spike*
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"Cops showed up, I guess I'll immediately post it on NS..."
Sep 6 2014 12:07AM
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JAHpow
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$10 says the cops didn't show up but rather campus security.
Sep 6 2014 7:59AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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*spike*"Cops showed up, I guess I'll immediately post it on NS..."


Sep 6 2014 8:49PM
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act.resist
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take off all of your clothes and hand them to the police so they know you don't have any drugs or weapons
Sep 6 2014 10:53PM
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Aidan-G
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butterslut.take off all of your clothes and hand them to the police so they know you don't have any drugs or weapons


Don't forget to lift your sack so they know there's not a hidden weapon taped to your taint
Sep 6 2014 10:55PM
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crotchvent
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JAHpow$10 says the cops didn't show up but rather campus security.


A lot of colleges have their own police departments now and are not just "security."
Sep 6 2014 11:09PM
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Phil-X-
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plyswthsqrrlsdude, run.

the feds found you. your college life is over


TRVP_LVRDYeah the alarm detected that you were giving her the dangerous street drug ibuprofen and notified police.














The cops showed up because the alarm went off dingus.


.FRY.yes you're in trouble. it's all over the news. get used to prison buddy. cause you'll be going there for a long time. maybe now you'll think twice before dealing ibuprofen won't you OP?


SFBforget prison OP, ill see you in hell.


Dont listen to these guys, you're not going to jail. Same thing happened to me freshman year, you'll just havta pay the $1900 fee/ticket or w.e.
Sep 7 2014 1:26AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Phil-X-Dont listen to these guys, you're not going to jail. Same thing happened to me freshman year, you'll just havta pay the $1900 fee/ticket or w.e.


the cops will probably do a full cavity search, so you have to shove the ibuprofen way up your ass. If the cop feels it, you have to say youve got a massive rock hard turd that ypu were about to drop off at the pool
Sep 7 2014 1:37AM
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chickenonabun
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Ya my campus has a legit po-po force and they were 200 mg's, I think I'm boned I'm gonna transfer somewhere else where they're not searching for me.
Sep 7 2014 1:58AM
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