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why my 2 day suspension rocks

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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
Winter vacation starts thursday afternoon for the rest of my school, for me, i'm out today....i got 2 days off to start my winter vac. early care to cut and paste on a project. now instead of wasting my time at school wich WILL be a joke due to vacation in 2 days, i'll be out hitting the mountains and rocking all over the place. dude this is the best punishment yet
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Dec 21 2004 2:31PM
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tandan83
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why'd you get suspended





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Dec 21 2004 2:32PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
yea dude i just got a 2 day suspension last week for a fight and i finished 2 speeches i would have probably not of finished but i finished them and went back the friday before break. gave the speeches and got A's. I had fun just sitting at home on ns and playing x box all day




sms sess 4
Dec 21 2004 2:33PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
first kid why did you get suspended
Dec 21 2004 5:22PM
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CTripper
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yeah suspension rockin!
-chris
Dec 21 2004 5:26PM
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Apple
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thats nothing. I got punched in the face severl times in grade nine and i didnt fight back, because i didnt want toget suspended. I figure that if i didnt fight i couldnt get in trouble and it would all be the other kid. Needless to say, i got suspended for 4 days. It was the monday befor christmas holidays. of course, my mom was dissapointed for getting into a fight anyways, but i walked away 2 times and the guy wouldnt let it go. If i could go back in time, i would have kicked his ass, espically if i knew that i was going to get the same suspension as him for doing everyhting that they tell you too. It was cool though because the teachers were all on my side, and they were pissed at the principal.
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Dec 21 2004 5:34PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I got suspended for fighting, it sucked, I missed the kid on one punch and hit the wall and shattered my hand... 5 medicarple was toasted
Dec 21 2004 5:40PM
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candideskier9
Posts: 59 - Karma: 10
i got suspended for five days back in 8th grade....for pantsing a chick in gym



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Dec 21 2004 5:53PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
i got a detention once, i forgot my spanish book in seventh grade.
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Dec 21 2004 6:01PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
when i was in high school they just gave inhouse suspension it sucked, but was still better than school
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Dec 21 2004 6:13PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
I've only been suspended once... for pulling the fire alarm. Haha, and yes, I was in grade 8.
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Dec 21 2004 6:47PM
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LittleDevil720
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Dude, is it true they squirt ink when you pull them down?^



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Dec 21 2004 6:54PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
some. the ones at my school do.




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Dec 21 2004 7:12PM
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Von
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dude when im sick or gone on a school day i get so much more work done then i wouldhave sitting in class

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Dec 21 2004 7:13PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
^^^ No, there's no such thing as the ink that squirts out... it's just a little plastic bar that breaks. They just make up stories to scare you out of pulling them.

And, do you normally call girls 'dude'? Haha..
- Sasha



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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'



'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'



'Do you know Fred Boot?'

'Maybe, what's his name?'
Dec 21 2004 7:25PM
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LeBlanc
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I actualy never got suspended, not even detention haha



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Dec 21 2004 7:27PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
never gotten detention before? What are you an angel
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Dec 21 2004 8:02PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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ive been suspended for possession of marijuana, drinking in school and dipping in school. never had an in-school, though!
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Dec 21 2004 8:04PM
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LeBlanc
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^^Im not an angel, Im just lucky with that shit, and teachers dont realy care at my school



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Dec 21 2004 8:06PM
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$bhill$
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Suspended for starting a 6th grade riot with these egyptian stamps on peoples uniforms.Suspened in 8th grade for breaking a kids sternum. Suspended in 8th grade for fighting.Suspended 7th for lying.





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Dec 21 2004 11:09PM
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Schoening
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i got detention from my science teacher in 7th grade. he had this little thing about the stools at the lab station and theres this bar that goes around all the legs on the chair and i guess hes had to fix those bars a lot and so he made a rule about not standing on them so i stood on to many times and he gave me a detention. piece of shit




sms sess 4
Dec 21 2004 11:16PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
2 weeks ago my good friend got an in-school suspention, he had to sit in the retarded kids room, for the rest of the last peroid.
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Dec 22 2004 12:46AM
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Yougotserved
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Once a kid in my greade 6 class got a suspension because he called the teacher a B-word, and when he came back he had to apologize the class and he started crying.
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Dec 22 2004 12:48AM
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hucksterjibber15
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i got suspended because i pulled a chair out from under a kid. the kid decided to get up and throw the chair acrosss the full lunchroom at me. it hit a girl in the head, and she got stitches. needless to say, i went skiing.
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Dec 22 2004 7:54AM
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my school put you in a 1 cubic metre steel box and hosed you down with cold water.

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Dec 22 2004 9:11AM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
god how many comedians do we have on this site





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Dec 22 2004 10:28AM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
my gay ass school gave me two days of suspension for 'bullying' a freshman





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Dec 22 2004 11:33AM
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Ericpbp
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you could also get sued.
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Dec 22 2004 2:14PM
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KingShit
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In 7th Grade I had to go to meetings every wedsnday for about 2 months with 3 of my teachers for 1 hour to discuss why I was picking on a fat kid (dint choose him for my basketball team, so he went and told the teacher) and me being an asshole in general... Looking back at it now I wish I was more of a prick and why in the hell would I agree to attend some stupid meeting like that...

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Dec 22 2004 2:48PM
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martockpublicenemy
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suspensions wouldnt be bad, just sittin home..
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Dec 22 2004 3:41PM
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