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TurquoiseGrizzly
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This'll be interesting..

RULES:(1)Make up a name for your company (2) Pick 5 riders you would want on your team starting with your favorite. For each rider put a description of why you picked them. Preferably pick multiple riders with different skill sets like, park riders, backcountry and big mountain riders. HAVE TO HAVE at least ONE GIRL (3)Pick a home mountain or mountain range where you and your team represent. I'll start..

Company name: PLUSH

Team PLUSH:
1. Karl Fostvedt - one of the filthiest urban skiers I have ever seen.
2. Sammy Carlson - this kid does it alllll to the next level.
3. Jossi Wells - Always been a huge fan of Jossi. Maaad style.
4. Jesper Tjader - Have you seen this kid ski? MAD potential.
5. Maude Raymond - She's daaamn good. and sexy.

Home mountain: Wasatch mountains


This is supposed to be fun so let's not ruin it with negativity.
Sep 3 2014 5:56PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
geistteam name.. ummm. Faction

How about errr,

A.Delorme
T.McChesney
C.Thovex
D.Adams
S.Dartois

oh wait..


Come on now man this is half ass. you can do better.
Sep 4 2014 3:08PM
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Niko6.0
Posts: 105 - Karma: 70
So random, but such a good one !

Team Baggyisamusthave

Niklas Eriksson - such a nice flow

Luka Melloni - most exotic skier.. spain ? C'mon !

Steve Stepp - funny as hell

Jossi Wells - I'd pick him, but with his old baggy style.. was way better

Beau-James Wells - most stylish kid in my age haha
Sep 4 2014 3:21PM
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fredyferl
Posts: 2952 - Karma: 14,889
Team Tailpress

Phil Casabon: one of the best tailpress in the game
Clayton Vila: best bluntslides and tailslides, which are pretty much taipresses
Brady Perron: Underated tailpresser
Luka Melloni: up-and-coming tailpresser
Steve Stepp (Team Captain): if you've seen his tailpresses, you know why he's here
Sep 4 2014 3:53PM
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SkiCoca
Posts: 382 - Karma: 351
Team RAW

1: Steve Stepp (gnarliest guy in the game)
2: Clayton Vila (just the fuckin best)
3: Charley Ager (Works all summer to shred all winter)
4: Tim McChesney ( because cheddar)
5 : Max Morello (The come up)

we also drink and party a lot

Home mountain : Park City, Utah
Sep 4 2014 4:44PM
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freeballer
Posts: 733 - Karma: 1,024
This is so hard:

Dom Laporte (because he looks like he hasn't showered in a while)
Seth Morrison (self explanatory. can't believe no one has picked him yet)
JP Auclair (best all around skier to ever live, in canada...)
Gus Kenworthy (a true boss amongst bosses)
For the girl, I guess I would take Ian McIntosh in a wig.
Sep 4 2014 5:40PM
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drinkbutter
Posts: 179 - Karma: 2,850
Team Mantequilla
1. Delorme
2. Wiley
3. Vanular
4. Crazy Karl
5. Edollo / Casabon / Hornbeck as my Black Friday Bunduru package.

#drinkbutter
Sep 4 2014 6:09PM
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drinkbutter
Posts: 179 - Karma: 2,850
^ Also home mountain Alta, Utah.
Sep 4 2014 6:10PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
drinkbutterTeam Mantequilla
1. Delorme
2. Wiley
3. Vanular
4. Crazy Karl
5. Edollo / Casabon / Hornbeck as my Black Friday Bunduru package.

#drinkbutter


I love your insta, and lineup.

#drinkbutter
Sep 4 2014 7:04PM
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sagaboi252
Posts: 68 - Karma: 141
Team hot fire
1. Maude Raymond (stylin girl)
2. Rob Heule (creative/ entertaining)
3. Vincent Gagnier (big jumps/ grabs)
4. Khai Krepela (king of taps/style)
5. Jossi Wells (stylish and makes it out to the comps)

Home mountain: brighton
Sep 4 2014 7:31PM
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brandonhausner
Posts: 201 - Karma: 837
Team Girth:

TYW: Top skier simply based off age and skill level
Clayton Vila: urban. enough said
Wiley Miller: coolest back country skiers in the game
Bdog: simply put his style is unmatched
Delorme: puts butter on our toast when we eat together


Sponsors:

Boots: Full Tilt
Bindings: rossi
skis: armada
outerwear: jiberish/armada
goggles: spy

Home mountain: mammoth
Sep 4 2014 11:32PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,863
TightRipperDaveTeam:
Torin Yater Wallace (Anyone who gets baked and eats dozens of burgers is on my side)
Jasper Tveit (Best over all)
Candide Thovex (A classic, better than Tanner Did Not Finish HS Hall)
Henrik Harlaut
LJ Strenio (His reward for his fucked up knee injury)

Subs:
Phil Casabon (Edollo would kill himself without)
Adam Delorme (Gnarly margerain)
Ahmet Dadali (Diversity)
Nick Geopper (Everyone needs at least 1 hardo)
Max Hill

Outerwear Sponsors:
Full Tilt (Abously)
Saga Outerwear (Chill stye Ahmet and Bdog/Edoglo flow)
Flyflow
Smith Optics
Volkl or J Skis
Sony
Poc (For dank nasty helmets)


weak
Sep 5 2014 12:09AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
.FRY.weak


Weak like the team? Or weak as in funny?
Sep 5 2014 7:36AM
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.FRY.
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GrizzlyBurrWeak like the team? Or weak as in funny?


Too generic
Sep 5 2014 8:47AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
.FRY.Too generic


Tom Wallisch
Bobby Brown
Gus Kenworthy
Simon Dumont
Nick Geopper

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Generic
Sep 5 2014 9:09AM
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Newschoolers55
Posts: 851 - Karma: 4,794
Team who gets fat with all that butter

K.Mcveigh-his butters are so smooth

A.Delorme-he dont give a fuck about gravity when buttering

H.Harlaut-makes butters technical

P.Casabon-he is allways creative at butters

M.Hill he butters his every damn trick
Sep 5 2014 9:31AM
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Juho.
Posts: 159 - Karma: 321
Great thread!

Team JJVTT

1. Jonah Williams: I love his style
2. Vincent Gagnier: Insane tricks with great style and crazy grabs.
3. Jason Arens: Handplant expert of the team.
4. Tyler Barnes: I've always been a fan of Tyler.
5. Tatum Monod: Team needs a pow skier and a female skier. Tatum is an obvious pick.
Sep 5 2014 9:37AM
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bleevus
Posts: 1308 - Karma: 2,049
gavinrudy"The Butt Pirates"

Chris Benchetler - Smoooove like buttah, dat creativity
Jonah Williams - #jonahwilliamsisthefuture
Charley Ager - Only knows how to land switch
Tatum Monod - Duh
Kye Peterson - Man is a machine


Dude awesome team!
Sep 5 2014 6:17PM
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
Team Worldwide Prestige

Vincent Gagnier- One of the most progressive skiers around
Lars Tynes- Mad style
Daniel Hanka- Shifty as fuck
Kelly Sildaru- future of women's freeskiing
Big Air Dave- Cos he's the man
Sep 5 2014 6:48PM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
Team Ass Water

Cocaine
Bilbo
Nickelback
Shawn Mycokenee
One huge breast
OP's mom
Sep 5 2014 7:13PM
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brend
Posts: 779 - Karma: 3,608
Team Rasta

THALL
Delorme
Steve Stepp
Torin
Corey Vanular
Sep 5 2014 7:59PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
powerbong2000Team Ass Water

Cocaine
Bilbo
Nickelback
Shawn Mycokenee
One huge breast
OP's mom


You lose
Sep 6 2014 9:35PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,607
1) Sammy Carlson, explains itself, slays BBC and park
2) Henrik Harlaut, best park rider in world as well as one of the best urban riders
3)Richard Permin, IMO one of the best big mountain riders in the world with nutty style
4) Candide Thovex, as he slays big mountain, pow, and slush jumps. Gotta have a legend on the team.
5) Lisa Zimmerman, has probably the biggest bag of park tricks for a girl right now

Alts) Kelly sildaru, Adam delorme.

Team name: awesomesauce

Home mountain: whistler blackcomb
Sep 6 2014 10:42PM
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percs
Posts: 2280 - Karma: 5,801
Team stole ya girl

LSM- unique and fresh style
Kieran - cool guy
TYW- panty soaker
Quinn wolferman- young mix between TYW and Clayton
Gin - bc gin
Sep 7 2014 2:15AM
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schwavo
Posts: 3 - Karma: 13
Team Steezay.

Steve Stepp - because he is Steve Stepp.
Max Hill - everything needs butter. and we share the hate for mute grabs.
Andy Parry - wizard tricks of the odd.
Sammy Carlson - i can watch his edits again and again and again.
Maude Raymond - because she's maad.

alternatives could be:
LJ Strenio - dude's got balls.
mr. Casablunt - no questions asked. and with him comes Edollo, 2 for the price of 1.
Rob Heule - his weird urban hipster style.

home mountain would be Park City.
Sep 7 2014 6:13AM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Team Fuckherrightinthepussy

1. Adam Delorme. Kills BC freestyle and has one of the, if not the most distinguishable styles in the game.
2. Karl Fostfedt. He is smooth as silk in the park while also offering some crazy technical stuff.
3. Jesper Tjader. Because he's Jesper fucking Tjader, and I need a comp guy to bring in some cash.
4. Henrik Harlaut. Because how else are we going to get free weed? He's also probably the most well-rounded skiers on the squad and brings something different to everything.
5. Maggie Voisin. She is better than 90% of the girls in the circuit right now, and she has more room to grow than any of them.

Home Mountain: Whistler
Sep 7 2014 10:09AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
There is so much more diversity in the teams than I thought there was going to be WHICH IS AWESOME
Sep 7 2014 11:45AM
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jonah.callister
Posts: 80 - Karma: 181
Team Cool Cat

1. Will Wesson- He's so good at urban and making it creative
2. Wiley Miller- He's a bad ass in the back country
3. Steve Stepp- Cause he's Steve Stepp (even though he's only an ameteur)
4. Cole Drexler- He's a jock, all of his edits are on point, and he's swaggish
5. Torin Yater Wallace- I've never seen anything from him that's dissapointing.

Home mountain- Park City
Sep 7 2014 1:22PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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And I like that most of the home mountains are in UT what uuuuuup
Sep 7 2014 2:32PM
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mr-mcsteeze
Posts: 487 - Karma: 1,103
Team Slopestyle

1. geopper- dat screamin semen tho
2. Todd Walnuts- the pretzel king
3. Voisin- Cause she 900 all 4 ways
4. E Dollo- cause i need someone with style
5. Jossi- For the halfpipe and stylish triples

home mount- Copper
Sep 8 2014 12:32PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,356
team name: anus annihilators

1. shaun white- hes cool as fuk
2. tiger woods- he is black
3. andy parry- i think hes a cool guy
4.master chief- fuck your shit up
5. bill gates- provides team funds

mountain: the bunny hill
Sep 8 2014 2:49PM
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
TEAM PLUSH

COOL STEEZE 1
COOL STEEZE 2
COOL STTEZE 3
COOL STTTEZ 4
COOL 69.

totally beta bros
Sep 9 2014 3:06AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
SFBteam name: anus annihilators

1. shaun white- hes cool as fuk
2. tiger woods- he is black
3. andy parry- i think hes a cool guy
4.master chief- fuck your shit up
5. bill gates- provides team funds

mountain: the bunny hill


Game Over.
Sep 10 2014 7:41AM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,212
Team JAH

1) Tanner Hall: OG and domes nug after nug
2) Edollo: knotty dreadz
3) David Lesh: Could rob the dispensary
4) Sam Zahner: posts hella nugporn on his twitter
5) All of hoodcrew: THC TO THA WORLD
Sep 10 2014 9:13AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
ChinchiTeam JAH

1) Tanner Hall: OG and domes nug after nug
2) Edollo: knotty dreadz
3) David Lesh: Could rob the dispensary
4) Sam Zahner: posts hella nugporn on his twitter
5) All of hoodcrew: THC TO THA WORLD


GAME BACK ON.
Sep 10 2014 9:33AM
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captainslack
Posts: 307 - Karma: 535
Team Name: The Youtube Crew

1) Candide Thovex - Favourite skier hands down
2) Adam Delorme - For all that buttery goodness
3) James Woods - Uk represent and wicked skier
4) Tom Wallisch - for future spins
5) Kelly Sildaru - Got some crazy talent at such a young age

No one would go in for any comps, we'd just make edits and make millions from youtube subscriptions and views.

Home ski area would be Chamonix

Ski sponsor would be Faction
People can wear what outerwear they want but it has to be all black
Goggles/helmet/spine protector - POC
Also we'd be sponsored by rip curl for casual wear/wetsuits/boardshorts as the team would be stationed in Hossengor banging out surf edits all summer
Sep 10 2014 10:42AM
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Chinchi
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ChinchiTeam JAH

1) Tanner Hall: OG and domes nug after nug
2) Edollo: knotty dreadz
3) David Lesh: Could rob the dispensary
4) Sam Zahner: posts hella nugporn on his twitter
5) All of hoodcrew: THC TO THA WORLD


home mountain: jamiaca
Sep 10 2014 12:42PM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
Posts: 1819 - Karma: 13,149
captainslackTeam Name: The Youtube Crew

1) Candide Thovex - Favourite skier hands down
2) Adam Delorme - For all that buttery goodness
3) James Woods - Uk represent and wicked skier
4) Tom Wallisch - for future spins
5) Kelly Sildaru - Got some crazy talent at such a young age

No one would go in for any comps, we'd just make edits and make millions from youtube subscriptions and views.

Home ski area would be Chamonix

Ski sponsor would be Faction
People can wear what outerwear they want but it has to be all black
Goggles/helmet/spine protector - POC
Also we'd be sponsored by rip curl for casual wear/wetsuits/boardshorts as the team would be stationed in Hossengor banging out surf edits all summer



I like the off-season surfer throw in. Very nice.
Sep 10 2014 12:50PM
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ianoSKI
Posts: 121 - Karma: 871
Team Illustrated:

Tom Wallisch- dope with style and always my fav
Lj Strenio- willing to try anything and is mad good
Henrick Harlaut- edollo is the illest in the world
Jesper Tjader- super young and is constant all around
Gus Kenworthy- crazy good, young, and seems awesome
Vincent Gagnier- have you seen his grabs

This was fun!
Sep 11 2014 11:54PM
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max61195
Posts: 370 - Karma: 153
1. Tom Wallisch
2. Sean pettite
3. Torin
4. henrik
5. kelly s

home mountain: Whistler
Sep 12 2014 12:07AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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ianosbyTeam Illustrated:

Tom Wallisch- dope with style and always my fav
Lj Strenio- willing to try anything and is mad good
Henrick Harlaut- edollo is the illest in the world
Jesper Tjader- super young and is constant all around
Gus Kenworthy- crazy good, young, and seems awesome
Vincent Gagnier- have you seen his grabs

This was fun!


Theres no girl in that mix man
Sep 12 2014 9:00AM
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