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When Jason Levinthal calls you a fucking bastard...

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Arnold.Schwartz
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Story Time. Today I was browsing the interwebs for some merchandise from Jskis. I had their cat sticker and cat crew sweatshirt in my cart and I was at the point of the check out where you can put in a promo code. So I think "Hey why not give it a go" and I start guessing. Lo and behold I finally get one. It is for $58 (exactly the amount for the sticker and sweatshirt) so I'm thinking I hit the jack pot. I proceed with the checkout and 35 minutes later I get a call from a cell phone in VT. So I get and say hello only to here someone on the other line say " hey this is Jason Levinthal with Jskis, where'd you get that code?" so I told him i just started guessing and he then calls me a fucking bastard. The end.
Aug 27 2014 6:28PM
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georgen12
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JLev = best guy in skiing
Aug 28 2014 7:58AM
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jacklong27
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Arnold.SchwartzWhen he called me a fucking bastard he was laughing and he seemed like he was in good spirits and that he just thought it was pretty funny. He also told me if I keep thinking like that I will go places in life. Really he was super cool about everything and I am honored to have had him call me a fucking bastard. It's the best compliment I have ever been given.


Well why didn't u say that in the op
Aug 28 2014 8:00AM
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RobWatson
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This is why skiing is the best way of life.
Aug 28 2014 8:07AM
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S.J.W
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Am I the only one that went onto J skis website and try to find the code thingy only to fail at finding it. Am I missing something?
Aug 28 2014 8:11AM
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-Dan
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JLev saves thread for OP. JLev saves skiing for the world. JLev is a legend.
Aug 28 2014 8:28AM
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steezyjibber
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I think this thread might start a flood of promo code guessers on ski company websites.
Aug 28 2014 9:01AM
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fortyvalve
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ChubbyBoyAm I the only one that went onto J skis website and try to find the code thingy only to fail at finding it. Am I missing something?


hahaha I did the same, I couldn't find it either
Aug 28 2014 9:10AM
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Mr.Mitten
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JLev continues to prove himself as the coolest guy in the ski industry. JLEV 4 PREZ
Aug 28 2014 9:55AM
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Huck_Norris
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JenniferGarnerStop posting before you ruin a good thread. I didn't know it was possible to post something so horribly boring. I'd prefer to stomp a box full of kittens to death for entertainment rather than reading another one of your posts.





Bahahahaha... Go fuck yourself ya fuckin' spoiled cunt. Nobody gives a fuck you didn't laugh, me least of all.
Aug 28 2014 9:56AM
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Huck_Norris
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JLevHaha, um you like forgot to finish the story and stuff. . .

My words "bastard" rolled into a long laugh telling you how impressed I was that you thought of using steve stepp's name as a code. I went on to tell you that's the kind of ballsy ingenuity and initiative that's going to get you far in life and to keep thinking that way. I then asked if you signed up to get my FREE STICKERS and you said you did, so I thanked you for helping spread the word.

I personally thought it was awesome, and hilarious and was stoked to see you being such a good sport, shortly after re-ordering the same product, super legit of you! Definitely no reason to feel guilty at all man, seriously! It's just skiing.




JLev is the man... But I still demand a name change. Either Fucking.Bastard or JenniferGarnerIsaTwat. Your choice OP. Don't make me blackmail Gus into changing it for you with all these n00d snapchats of his I've been saving, we know you'd eventually guess what we changed it to haha
Aug 28 2014 10:12AM
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louie.mirags
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Reading this thread was way better than working for the last 3 minutes... Well done people of NS
Aug 28 2014 10:43AM
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Gr0mo
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Even though the OP sucks at telling a story, i think if you didn't realize JLev said that in some sort of jocular manor then you really suck at reading between the lines.
Aug 28 2014 11:07AM
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PacificRimJob
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steezyjibberI think this thread might start a flood of promo code guessers on ski company websites.


I mean, I already assumed that everyone does spend some time guessing before they submit their order... I know I do.
Aug 28 2014 11:16AM
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ThaLorax
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Huck_NorrisJLev is the man... But I still demand a name change. Either Fucking.Bastard or JenniferGarnerIsaTwat. Your choice OP. Don't make me blackmail Gus into changing it for you with all these n00d snapchats of his I've been saving, we know you'd eventually guess what we changed it to haha


Gus isn't a modulator anymore.
Aug 28 2014 11:46AM
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Huck_Norris
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ThaLoraxGus isn't a modulator anymore.





Damn. All of a sudden I feel bad for NS.
Aug 28 2014 11:48AM
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PacificRimJob
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Make me a Mod and everything would change.
Aug 28 2014 12:22PM
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-snochainz-
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For Some reason, I thought it would end up like this. I play the guessing game all the time. most of the time it pays off.
Aug 28 2014 1:30PM
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J.D.
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ThaLoraxGus isn't a modulator anymore.

As far as I know he's just not green anymore, but he's still a mod.
Aug 28 2014 1:45PM
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Bum.Life
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Straight up, best thread I've read on here. Inspired me to spread the word on J Skis
Aug 28 2014 1:48PM
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TomDavies
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just sitting here waiting for jlevs response.
Aug 28 2014 3:35PM
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Espen519
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xRAPHAELxjust sitting here waiting for jlevs response.


you do realize he already responded right? read the first page
Aug 28 2014 3:53PM
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jellomellow
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JLevthat you thought of using steve stepp's name as a code.


Is this the CODE?
Aug 28 2014 4:08PM
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Basil91
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All i wanted to do was congratulate op on his cool story and call him a bro, but now I don't know what to do.
Aug 28 2014 4:43PM
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Hamlet
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this kind of thread is why I decided to sign up on this website. Awesome!
Aug 28 2014 6:47PM
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SpookyCat
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Huck_NorrisBahahahaha... Go fuck yourself ya fuckin' spoiled cunt. Nobody gives a fuck you didn't laugh, me least of all.



You seem to care quite a lot. I sense a lot of insecurity from your response... Trying to post like you have a European accent or something is some sad stuff, like Madonna level sad. I fear for anyone in the future who has to endure reading another one of your posts.
Aug 28 2014 6:47PM
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PimpHands
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JLevHaha, um you like forgot to finish the story and stuff. . .

My words "bastard" rolled into a long laugh telling you how impressed I was that you thought of using steve stepp's name as a code. I went on to tell you that's the kind of ballsy ingenuity and initiative that's going to get you far in life and to keep thinking that way. I then asked if you signed up to get my FREE STICKERS and you said you did, so I thanked you for helping spread the word.

I personally thought it was awesome, and hilarious and was stoked to see you being such a good sport, shortly after re-ordering the same product, super legit of you! Definitely no reason to feel guilty at all man, seriously! It's just skiing.


just went up a few more notches on the hero leader board.
Aug 28 2014 8:23PM
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lurking
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JLEV 4 WRITE-IN PRESIDENT 2016
Aug 29 2014 12:28AM
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JLev
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Just made ONE discount code that takes $100 off your purchase on http://www.Jskis.com.
Guess right during checkout and it's yours!
HINT: Thee who controls your world (no spaces, all letters)
Aug 30 2014 10:22AM
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JAHpow
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JLevJust made ONE discount code that takes $100 off your purchase on http://www.Jskis.com.
Guess right during checkout and it's yours!
HINT: Thee who controls your world (no spaces, all letters)


You are awesome JLev
Aug 30 2014 10:54AM
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Mr.Mitten
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This should become a regular thing with companies. Making random huge discounts, then giving hints and having people guess.
Aug 30 2014 12:10PM
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georgen12
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JLevJust made ONE discount code that takes $100 off your purchase on http://www.Jskis.com.
Guess right during checkout and it's yours!
HINT: Thee who controls your world (no spaces, all letters)


is this a riddle? how many letters? has someone already guessed?
Aug 30 2014 1:07PM
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deleted5
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georgen12is this a riddle? how many letters? has someone already guessed?


it's Tomwalnuts and I'm not even buying anything.
Aug 30 2014 1:29PM
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JLev
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10 letters
Aug 30 2014 4:15PM
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gotti
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JLev10 letters


GOD
Aug 30 2014 4:53PM
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cydwhit
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JLev10 letters



Got it, too many hints, haha, Stoked for the gear though, eventually those "Friends" will join my quiver. JLev is the man! Thanks!!!!
Aug 30 2014 5:44PM
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deleted5
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JLev10 letters


So I was actually right sweet.
Aug 30 2014 5:52PM
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caderobinson
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J lev is the best
Aug 30 2014 10:07PM
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JLev
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zzzskizzzSo I was actually right sweet.

Nope! that wasn't it. no one got it yet. "controls your world"
Aug 30 2014 10:11PM
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SkiLefley
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JLevNope! that wasn't it. no one got it yet. "controls your world"


jesuschrist....more hints
Aug 30 2014 10:28PM
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ChasingFlakes
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someone got it right before i did! well played Jlev
Aug 30 2014 10:31PM
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S.J.W
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JLevNope! that wasn't it. no one got it yet. "controls your world"


Is it SteveStepp? It's so Steve Stepp.
Aug 30 2014 10:32PM
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-MK-
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Has anyone got it? I feel like I am guessing and wasting my time
Aug 30 2014 10:39PM
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cydwhit
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-MK-Has anyone got it? I feel like I am guessing and wasting my time


I got it a while ago, my order is on the way.... Thanks JLev!
Aug 30 2014 11:30PM
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shin-bang
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J Lev is the man. period.
Aug 30 2014 11:50PM
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cydwhit
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JLevNope! that wasn't it. no one got it yet. "controls your world"


Really? I thought I got it.... dougbishop just got me a free order, too bad I guessed this before the pow ski was available...
Aug 30 2014 11:52PM
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.Hugo.
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cydwhitReally? I thought I got it.... dougbishop just got me a free order, too bad I guessed this before the pow ski was available...


Ya I think you got it right before me.... when I guessed it it said the code was already used
Aug 31 2014 8:35AM
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