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... when you're really really bored and have nothing better to do.

I was thinking to myself the other day: 'Self, what if cars had elliptical wheels instead of round ones. Could it actually work? If so, we'd be bouncing up and down as we drive. Wierd, I know.'

I've also thought about the whole concept of Adam and Eve. I mean, what the hell. So we all sprung from these two clowns. How though? Apparently they had 2 sons... TWO SONS! Shouldn't life have just ended there? unless, one the boys screwed their mommy, in which case, she wouldn't just have two sons. There's gotta be another chick in there somewhere? Somebody, please explain this shit to me...
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