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Things you think of when...
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... when you're really really bored and have nothing better to do.
I was thinking to myself the other day: 'Self, what if cars had elliptical wheels instead of round ones. Could it actually work? If so, we'd be bouncing up and down as we drive. Wierd, I know.'
I've also thought about the whole concept of Adam and Eve. I mean, what the hell. So we all sprung from these two clowns. How though? Apparently they had 2 sons... TWO SONS! Shouldn't life have just ended there? unless, one the boys screwed their mommy, in which case, she wouldn't just have two sons. There's gotta be another chick in there somewhere? Somebody, please explain this shit to me...
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It's a shame that our entire species arose from incest. There's no other way it could have happened. Technically, it's still incest if you believe in that shit.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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i usually think about this really hot kid that goes to my school. ya he's a hottie
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis
drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
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I pray to god you're a chick.^
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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she is
'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!
skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider
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i think of rolling another blunt
-teddy
WWTJSD?
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There was never Adam and Eve. And I usually think about stupid fucking things, like planning out what exactly I will do the next day.. I dunno just random shit. I acn't really think of anything specific right now.
- Sasha
Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...
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see it wasnt just adam and eve and the two kids. there were many more children who are also mentioned. and they reproduced with themselves. incest? yes. illegal? no, who would you report them to? and theoretically, the gene pool was perfect at the time, so there was no harm done. thats how the story goes.
as for the elliptical tires, that would be one wobbly ride. great idea justin. you idiot.
-Joel
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Oh man, for a second i thought this was going to say the things you think of when ur high, i was just gunna have to write like a paper on it, but u shatterd all my dreams.
I feel so loved
go fuck yourself you spamming motherfucker
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