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when did you stop believing in santa??
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for me it was 7th grade, it might be late and yall might think thats lame, but i dont, believing in Santa made christmas seem alot more magical, special and meaningful, christmas is still great, but believing in santa gave it a touch of something extra that was totally dank
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5th or 6th grade
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What do you guys mean there's no such thing as Santa?
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it was after my friend told me that he helped his mom put the presents from santa under the tree... I didnt quite belive him till i looked at the tags from santa and noticed it was in my mom's handwritting. thats when it all fell apart for me, on a christmas morning when i was in grade 3 or 4
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in third grade when i caught my mom putting presents under the tree that were for santa to me, and the tags were in her hand writeing.
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in like 3rd or 4th grade my friend told me there was no santa.
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Theres no santa!?!?, What An Outrage, All Those WAisted Years In Beleife that i might just see him this year... all lies, know i bet your gonna tell me that the easter bunny doesn't exist.
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well the idea of a man travelling around the world in one night, with flying reindeers and delevering billions of gifts never really was all that appealing to me... id say grade 12
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^12?!?!!??! it was liek 4th for me, this kid told me and also i found the presents in my basement
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to tell you the truth, I never believed in Santa after I was 4 or so. I'm such a little asshole cause I have no imagination, but I always thought it was fishy that some fat fuck could come down my non-existant chimney. My cousin believed until he was in 8th grade. No joke. Stupid fucking kid.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
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i think it was 6th grade when my mom tried to write me a note from 'snowball' the elf and i could tell it was her wirting and i asked if there even was a santa or if this was bullshit lol and she said as she snuffled...no there is no santa but i tried! i tried so hard
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in 4th grade when i saw my mom putting the presents under the tree...i was devistated
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any kid who believes in Santa after 11 should be shot dead on the spot right under the christmas tree for being too utterly stupid.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman
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about 4th grade. i caught on at school from my friends. but didn't want to admit to my mom i knew until christmas day, when i was like 'oh this one's fromm 'santa' thanks mum' and she was pissed that she spent all the time hiding it from me when i knew.
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yea my mom was like , im glad i made christmas magical for you all these years
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I don't think I ever beleived in Santa because when my oldest sister realised there was no Santa she made a HUGE deal over it so my parents tricked me... well not tricked, but you know what I mean.
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3rd or 4th grade my mom just told me
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3rd grade i was digging around in the basement and i found a letter i had written to santa the previous year. i cried
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There are so many young kids on here, yall probably ruined a few Christmases with this thread
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Yeah, I stopped around 5th or 6th grade, but I played dumb for a couple years, becuase it just made my parents so happy to see us so happy and all that shit, and it just made for a better time.
well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450
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for gods sake people... christmas isnt about giving presents and this santa shit. its about the birth of our lord savior jesus christ. go suck a dick santa lovers.
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You know what, this is the first Christmas where I have been able to say 'fuck Christmas.' The whole Jesus aspect of it is great, but fuck Christmas. I am tired of it and all it's bullshit and I just want new years to come.
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christmas is waaay too corporate. keep the 'christ' in christmas
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i dont remember when i stopped believing... but i agree it makes it much more magical.. i still pretend cuz theres a couple little kids here and i want them to still get their christmas.. i think my parents caught on i didn't believe in grade 7 when my teacher wrote on the board, 'buy presents from santa' so she didn't forget.. and i told my mom that.
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all you kids saying you believed in Santa until 6th or 7th grade are really fucking stupid. I figured it out in 2nd grade
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^well we cant all be so lucky, mabye like 3rd grade or so , just cous my mom had recites for the gifts santa got for me
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^ the receiets is really close to why i stopped whenever it was... my parents always had batteries for the things santa got me.. like the exact number and the right size and everything
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3rd or 4th grade when i caught my mom wrapping donky kong country
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4th grade i just thought about it too much and it didnt seem reasonable, and none of it was really possible. i was the kid in school that told other kids that santa wasnt real. then when my mom told me in the 5th grade she was pissed that i already knew.
i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
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like 4th grade when i found the reciept for one of my presents
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santa is crunk
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the summer after 3rd grade
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SHHHHHHH come everybody! EVERYBODY knows that santa's sleigh is powered by christmas spirit! without that, it cant fly and deliver presents to people around the world!
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What the fuck? There's no Santa? Jesus Christ people use a fucking spoiler warning or something!
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I guess I was in 5th grade when I found out.It was just kinda funny because since 3rd grade I questionned his existence.One clue was that there were never footprints on the roof or there was never a mess in the house.
Haha,I think that Xmas was more magical when I believed in Santa.
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to think back you realise how stupid kids are....a 'magical man' that flies around the world in one night and stops by every single house....I don't know, i think parents could have done a beter job of making this guy up
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yknow what..i never didnt believe in santa...sure maybe the actual physical guy isnt real (maybe?) but come on its the whole christmas thing...santa sorta embodies the spirit of the season..so all you cynical bastards shut the fuck up and enjot christmas
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5th grade or so? even before that i always questioned how he fit down the chimney. when my mom never answered me, i kinda suspected something.
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when i saw the title of this post...........
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well in 3rd grade i was at my friends house and it was like december 19th and there was allready a present to him from santa.. lol ... lazy parents just dont try anymore
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I still believe
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third grade i just sorta figured it all out
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4th grade i think when i looked into a storage type area in their bedroom and there were all the presents
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when i was 4. I just couldn't figure out how a fat-body could hustle around the planet and give everyone presents. also the economics of the situation were total bullshit, i mean no returns...fuckin santa.
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i got my playstation that year, that was a great christmas, and now ive changed since then, playting video games all the time
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3rd grade when i looked downstairs and saw my parents putting all my presents under the tree
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WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! SANTA'S REAL!!! HE WONT BE ABLE TO FLY HIS SLEIGH THIS YEAR BECAUSE THERES NO CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! SANTA LIVES IN THE NORTH POLE AND HAS REINDEER BELIEVE DAMMIT BELIEVE... I WANT PRESENTS!
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