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Morman's gone wild

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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Would you buy this?
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
20 years ago
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CORKED
Posts: 320 - Karma: 16
if it involves giving 16 year old mormon children who've never experienced any type of drug electric kool-aide with splenda, no sugar, and letting them run rampant in the zoo and on a freeway then yes, yes i would
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E.T. is the can-do alien, and don't you forget it

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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
I was just going to slip them all lsd, and hope for the best...But that might work as well.
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
20 years ago
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 749
i would download it poss buy it
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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davidh
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there's this mormon girl on exchange with me and I was like, 'do you wanna go get wasted with me and the rest of the exchange students?' and she's like 'no thank you, I dont drink alcohol, coffee, or tea' and I was like 'would you go to hell if you had a kaluha coffee with a red bull to wash it down?' and then she got mad at me and left. I laughed.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
20 years ago
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Ice-Is-Scary
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^ no poisoning your 'temple'


We pay our debt sometimes.
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
fuck the temple.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
So...What i'm hearing is that there should be a sex scene in a temple?
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
i Guess you've never seen me on a 90 day binge... Def too hot for tv...
live by the N.E.R.D
20 years ago
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Well mormons treat their bodies like a temple. thats why they don't use drugs, cigarettes, exc.


We pay our debt sometimes.
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Craigskis
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^ you think everyone listens to that? most do,

that's like saying all jews don't eat pork...


live by the N.E.R.D
20 years ago
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Naghh of course not I have mormons friends who do more drugs than I do


We pay our debt sometimes.
20 years ago
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davidh
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sokiem: I want two temples fucking in a temple. I want the female temple to be a hot temple. The other temple should be air conditioned so the girl temple's nipples are harder than the boy temples long...door handle.
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
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offtrail
Posts: 3009 - Karma: 116
yeah but you can fuck the temple in the ass and it is cool.































































hey this long signature thing is the new pink
20 years ago
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offtrail
Posts: 3009 - Karma: 116
oh and it would be sick, cause most of the hard core morman girls are typicly realy fucking hot, so it would be good porn too. I'll help make it. it could be a porn/ski film.































































hey this long signature thing is the new pink
20 years ago
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha mormons.
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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp



im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

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TMC, JC, S3p
20 years ago
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
have elizabeth smart be in it

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
20 years ago
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bigkstylie
Posts: 849 - Karma: -4
That is messed up ATLski...kind of distasteful.
Dance, magic dance!
20 years ago
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tandan83
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i love how no matter what atlanta says, everyone rips on him. that's no more distaseful than everything else in this thread. and elizibeth smart is hot. nscc 4 life






free ipods for everyone!!!
20 years ago
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hoodratz47
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duhhhh roofies



'but yea drinking and driving isn't bad if you don't crash or anything'

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br>Yeah and they said it was impossible to masterbate to the View. Proved those bitches wrong. Skiierman



poachers busted....... 10, so far....
20 years ago
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ATLANTASKI
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yea nigga dont fuck wit anyone in NS county club or we fuck all yall asses up, hurd??

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
20 years ago
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404404
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^ dude that shit is stupid so fuck off
20 years ago
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
you need to be referred to join, sorry

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
20 years ago
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Sokiem
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
/on white boy voice

Oh yes, don't fuck with the country club, dawg. Or else we will straight out pummel your ass, homie.

/off white boy voice
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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
20 years ago
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
my friends are mormans..and they smoke weed..incluing the dad



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Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!
20 years ago
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loganimlach
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i know a gay mormon kid.
the artist formally known as skimonkey05, sleezemcfly, and diarrhea
20 years ago
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ATLANTASKI
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i like this thread

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA



'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
20 years ago
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
i know a bishops daugher with a coke habit

no different from a catholic or jew with a coke habit

people have problems WTF even mormons
live by the N.E.R.D
20 years ago
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loganimlach
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habits aint shit nigga, you gotta be an addict motha fucka
the artist formally known as skimonkey05, sleezemcfly, and diarrhea
20 years ago
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I was under the impression that a 'habit' when referring to a drug is the same as 'addiction'
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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
20 years ago
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