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the piano tuner is here.

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lanks
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ahhh. so my mom decides to get our piano tuned, even though we never ever play it. so she invites over this little asian dude, and you all know how i feel about asians. anyways, my dog feels the same way, and flips out on him, so me and my dog are stuck in the basement while this dude is tapping away repeatedly at the same key over and over and over. i want to kill him. its been going on for 10 minutes and hes only tapped like half of the keys. im going insane.

-Joel



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lanky steeze
Dec 20 2004 5:25PM
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Apple
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it serves you right for not saying 'Hey thom, im not going to fortune, but i am going jibbin, wanna come' So i feel no pitty jole. None. how was the jibbin anyways?
-Thom Savery

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Dec 20 2004 5:29PM
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lanks
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cold. it was minus... ahhhhh i cant take it anymore! he finished going up the keys and now he's going down! whats the best way to assasinate an asian piano tuner?

-Joel



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lanky steeze
Dec 20 2004 5:31PM
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lipen69
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with a tire iron
(tom)

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Dec 20 2004 5:41PM
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Apple
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no no no, you gotta tear a piano wire out of the piano and then strangle him to death with it. its the only way, and its so ironic.
-Thom Savery

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--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
Dec 20 2004 5:42PM
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lanks
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yeah, but then we'd need another piano tuner to come and fix the broken wire, and i have officially designated piano tuners as my archenemy. c'mon thom, you can do better than that...

-Joel



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lanky steeze
Dec 20 2004 5:43PM
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BillyMFBadass
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tie a noose around his neck then attach the other end to your motor vehicle. proceed to drag him down as many gravel roads u can find. and if he still aint dead beat him to death with his own she
Dec 20 2004 5:54PM
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Apple
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hey, i thought i was being elegant. whats better than an ironic death? nothing. It would be like me takeing a skipole and killing you with it. Irony makes the world go round. i gues you could just cut his throat though, IF you have that much against elegance....
-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography



--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
Dec 20 2004 6:07PM
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lanks
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ahh yes. a good ol' fashioned slitting of the throat. well i would have done that if he didnt just walk out the door. but in the future he better watch his back...

-Joel



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lanky steeze
Dec 20 2004 6:12PM
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bibs_skibum
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damn piano tuners....most annoying sound ever
Dec 20 2004 6:21PM
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Jasmine
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impale him with the tuning fork.



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Dec 20 2004 6:37PM
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Jasmine
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oh shit why did i say that? i'm half asian. never mind. violence is not the answer. make peace with the piano tuner.



Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of
arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
Dec 20 2004 6:38PM
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Apple
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hey jole, Brad is a piano tuner. This is going to make for some good times over newyears...

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography



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'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
Dec 20 2004 6:39PM
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ScratchCobra66
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Come up behind and knock him out with your ski pole. Then drag his body outside and bury it.:0)





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Dec 20 2004 6:42PM
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lanks
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bwahahaha and he's asian. greeeat.

-Joel



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lanky steeze
Dec 20 2004 7:11PM
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martockpublicenemy
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yes!nothin better than a fresh piano tunin.
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Dec 22 2004 5:04PM
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