Replying to Going to AMERICA, help!

Hello soon to be fellow muricans!

I am coming down to escape the polar bears and embrace your american culture and what's finer than a good old fashioned Nascar race in Bristol Tennessee.

I need your help!

In order to fully embrace Merica, I want to deck myself out in some american flag bandanas and some eagles soaring threw american flags or something along these lines of a t shirt (that I can rip sleeves off of). Where can I purchase these items cheap so I will fit in? Time is off the essence, online ordering is out of the question.

Any other suggestions that will help me be as american as possible are appreciated!