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girls are the root of all evil

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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
ok since that other post didnt quite explain why girls are the root of all evil let me break it down to you


Girls = time X money

Time = money

So,

Girls = money x money, or (money)2

And we all know that money is the root of all evil,
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Girls = (V evil)2


And so we are forced to come to the conclusion that,



Girls = Evil !!



Sep 28 2001 8:58AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
no no we arent evil! men are just stupid,. (but bareable).. but we are bitches more often than not. bug guess what boys?
SUCK IT UP!
Sep 28 2001 9:49AM
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scottkovtun
Posts: 453 - Karma: 104
there is some messed up equations with girls but overall they aren't bad. although the stalker ones are pretty intense....

scared= (stalker + redhead) x rumors (socializing)


Sep 28 2001 10:08AM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Ya but see they are also hot. Later.
Sep 28 2001 11:55AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
I thought you guys would get it the first time!
I AM THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL! MUHAHAHAHAHA

But girls are pretty bad too.
Sep 28 2001 1:21PM
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pebbles
Posts: 979 - Karma: -22
I agree with kamikaze...HE is the root of all evil...not me
just kidn
Sep 28 2001 3:57PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,419
The online alien is the root of all evil....


he eat people...
eating people= evil
he eat lots of people so (evil)*9999999
Sep 28 2001 4:55PM
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pebbles
Posts: 979 - Karma: -22
the online alien hey?

I dont want to know
Sep 28 2001 7:57PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
maybe this nipe guy is just gay? the online alien kicks ass!!
Sep 28 2001 8:29PM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
I VOTE WE SPORK ALL THE GIRLS!!


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Sep 28 2001 9:54PM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
lol I like that girls=evil equation, I'm going to use it to shoot some chick down... hahahaha
Sep 28 2001 10:49PM
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bagO'tricks
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
dammit! i always sucked at math!
Sep 29 2001 4:03AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
these constant calls for sporking are bad! Someone's gonna lose an eye!

Confucious says...dumb man gives wife grand piano. Smart man gives wife upright organ.

Sep 29 2001 9:11AM
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pebbles
Posts: 979 - Karma: -22
you want to SPORK me now??
what did I ever do?
for christ sakes....
Sep 29 2001 2:15PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
classic
Sep 3 2011 10:26PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
If you do, I will.

lol at 01'
Sep 3 2011 10:29PM
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chuck_testa
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 52
Solid
Sep 3 2011 10:32PM
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Deluge
Posts: 4401 - Karma: 805
THIS KID IS SO ORIGINAL.
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Sep 3 2011 10:35PM
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SirShane
Posts: 199 - Karma: 17
Some girls are just FAKE thats all.
Sep 4 2011 12:46AM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
.
Sep 4 2011 12:47AM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
girls are not the root of all evil... i am.
Sep 4 2011 12:48AM
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egg.
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 3,477
but what about boobies?
Sep 4 2011 12:49AM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
that kid also made this thread 10 years ago and is probably older than you now
Sep 4 2011 1:01AM
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Christian[MN]
Posts: 759 - Karma: 363
To bad you cant fuck a ten doller bill
Sep 4 2011 1:02AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
thats why I prefer penis.
Sep 4 2011 1:04AM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Due to my unsuccesful attempts at getting nudes. I agree. Fuck girls.

Ariane is the only one for me.
Sep 4 2011 1:06AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,351
-.-lol
Sep 4 2011 1:08AM
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Jahrassicpark
Posts: 2075 - Karma: 38
oh you...
Sep 4 2011 1:15AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
With this theory the population of the world is gonna be half in 50 years. Good luck, not all women are money whores, they just need a little love. Enh eh?
Sep 4 2011 1:19AM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
I'm not evil I promise
Sep 4 2011 1:20AM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
bewbz
Sep 4 2011 1:29AM
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vailsux.com
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 440
Girls are the root of all evil, but the fruit from the tree is so damn good.
Sep 4 2011 1:32AM
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Broken_Rides
Posts: 334 - Karma: 224
Awwwww Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Sep 4 2011 1:36AM
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NE.
Posts: 234 - Karma: 428
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Sep 4 2011 2:22AM
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