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wtf is up with my dog

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ATLANTASKI
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she farts and then gets up quickly with her tail inbetween her legs and runs a lap around the kitchen table and then gets back in her bed, wtf???? and her farts smell like ass too, at least 7 times worse than human farts


does anyone elses dog do this??

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Dec 20 2004 4:06PM
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*ThaMovment*
Posts: 564 - Karma: 50
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Dec 20 2004 4:07PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
wow thats pretty fooked up. dog farts smell so fekking bad
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Dec 20 2004 4:14PM
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Jasmine
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maybe she's old. my dog did that when she got old.



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Dec 20 2004 4:26PM
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rhcp
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dog farts are absolutely terrible
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Dec 20 2004 5:22PM
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Apple
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they cant be as bad as mine after i have lactose and dont take my pills.
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Dec 20 2004 5:25PM
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ATLskier
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hahahaha poor teenie
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Dec 20 2004 5:52PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
naw its because it hates you.
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Dec 20 2004 6:06PM
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duhamelski
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what r u feeding that dog. but seriously, if shes old shes probably senile. u should get her checked out, cuz therz medicine and stuff to help.
Dec 20 2004 6:38PM
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.John.
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When my dog farts, it clears the whole room. sometimes the entire first floor


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Dec 20 2004 6:40PM
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skisebski
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ahahahahhaha lmao please get it on vid




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Dec 20 2004 7:11PM
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lorida
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lol, my dog farts all the time but he doesnt get up and walk around....
Dec 20 2004 7:17PM
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plorr
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sounds painful
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Dec 20 2004 7:19PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
maybe she's trying to tell you something andrew
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Dec 20 2004 8:11PM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
she wants you ever so badly..that's what she wants to get across, that she's reallly really horny
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Dec 20 2004 8:25PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
probably has an upset stomach, let it outside for a few minutes



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Dec 20 2004 8:41PM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
give er some ex lax thatll clear er right out
Dec 21 2004 12:20AM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
when my dog farts she is usually strecthing and it fluffs out, and she acts like nothing happened and runs away.
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Dec 21 2004 12:47AM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
^haha thats fucked up... i gotta try that
Dec 21 2004 12:47AM
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Parkboy
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^that was directed to ten80
Dec 21 2004 12:51AM
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ShitSlam5
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ANyone ever seen the movie dreamcatcher? Well, its about aliens that explode out of peoples asses, and so thats prob what happend to your dog. Be afraid.







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Dec 21 2004 1:14AM
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martockpublicenemy
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hahaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i cant stop laughin thatsa hilarious,my dog does that too
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Dec 22 2004 5:02PM
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