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Where can I get a single peanut?

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skier58284
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Serious question

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Aug 18 2014 6:22PM
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b-kul
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maybe just go to your ups/ fed ex/ usps store and ask for a few. might work.
Aug 18 2014 6:29PM
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Sno.
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Aug 18 2014 6:31PM
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skier58284
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Thanks

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Aug 18 2014 6:32PM
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theBearJew
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My college roommates best friends grandfather invented packing peanuts. I'll call him and tell him to ask her to ask him if I can get you one.

Shes fucking loaded.
Aug 18 2014 6:32PM
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skier58284
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Thanks

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Aug 18 2014 6:34PM
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act.resist
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why the fuck do you need a single packing peanut?
Aug 18 2014 6:36PM
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Sno.
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Sh4dowwtf is that?


its a circus peanut. it might serve your purpose.
Aug 18 2014 6:36PM
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theBearJew
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Sh4dowIf he's your roommate why do you have to call him to talk to him?




Because I'm not in college. Hence why I called him my college roommate. Now for your condescending tone, I'm not calling him to ask her to ask her grandfather anymore.
Aug 18 2014 6:36PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Why do you need it?
Aug 18 2014 6:42PM
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skier58284
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Okay

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Aug 18 2014 6:50PM
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.FRY.
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Sh4dowover 9000


I see what you did there OP
Aug 18 2014 8:12PM
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Sno.
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Sh4dowI-I'm sorry, please forgive me.


A circus peanut will not serve my purpose, it has to be foam. I need it to fix something.


oh. i think circus peanuts are made out of foam, though. just sayin.
Aug 18 2014 8:21PM
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CaptainObvious.
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Order a glass dildo online. Two birds. One stone.
Aug 18 2014 8:29PM
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cornholio
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snobunnyoh. i think circus peanuts are made out of foam, though. just sayin.


edible sugary foam. i'd say mmmmm but i'd be lying
Aug 18 2014 8:36PM
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.Hugo.
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Sh4dowI-I'm sorry, please forgive me.


A circus peanut will not serve my purpose, it has to be foam. I need it to fix something.


ill help you if you quit being so vague. i wanna know what you need it for
Aug 18 2014 9:05PM
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.FRY.
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.Hugo.ill help you if you quit being so vague. i wanna know what you need it for


probably some sort of incredibly small sex toy
Aug 18 2014 9:07PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Ive got some. Pm me
Aug 18 2014 10:15PM
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AT-AT
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Buy the whole bag, take the one peanut you need, mix the rest with gasoline; Instant napalm.

Its a win - win.
Aug 18 2014 10:50PM
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skier58284
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Dolan.EscobarIve got some. Pm me


PM sent
Aug 18 2014 10:52PM
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