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hi ns, this is supposed to be a serious thread so please don't troll or say mean things about my family. anyways I'm going into my freshman year at high school and want to know how to behave so the older grades like me. also, do people really get wedgies and swirles still? thanks for tha help.
Lucky.kid work hard, party hard, and smoke good weed. always kiss ass to the teacher and fight over grades. study for the act and sat early so u can get into a good college
Call in sick on your first week so you look like a new kid. As soon as you get there say you got kicked out of your first school for murder. Also, you're a pussy if you don't do it op.
420...Call in sick on your first week so you look like a new kid. As soon as you get there say you got kicked out of your first school for murder. Also, you're a pussy if you don't do it op.
I just finished 9th grade, so I feel like I'm particularly apt to help you. You're probably a virgin, most people are when they enter high school. Following my steps, however, we can change that by year's end so pay attention:
Rule #1: Don't wear shorts unless you're playing sports. Shorts are a total freshman move. Bitches love a man with fashion sense and they're turned off by scrawny legs. Kill two birds with one stone by getting yourself some nice pants.
Rule #2: Liquor makes you sicker (in a good way). Bitches love getting drunk, but they don't like drinking. If you show up to a party with only beer, freshman girls are barely going to manage to choke down half before they give up on drinking. Bring tequila or vodka so you can get the chicas drunk fast and your dick wet at long last.
Rule #3: Don't slander your standards. Shoot for the nerdy bitches. They aint used to the attention and they're willing to do anything for a man's affection. However, you should never under any circumstance let your friends know that you're deliberately lowering your standards. High schoolers don't keep anything to themselves, and girls want to their first fuck to be special. Make damn sure yo girl thinks its special by never letting word out that you're just banging her for the experience.
Rule #4: Cum and Run. You've been pretending to like this girl for a while now; if you don't break it off soon other girls might think you two are a thing. This is the worst case scenario. Girls are very competitive, so naturally they want to fuck guys who fuck hot girls. Do not let your fling with this nerdy chick bring down your game. Drop her ass like it's hot and use your new experience to continue climbing that social ladder.
ScaredwhiteboyI just finished 9th grade, so I feel like I'm particularly apt to help you. You're probably a virgin, most people are when they enter high school. Following my steps, however, we can change that by year's end so pay attention:
Rule #1: Don't wear shorts unless you're playing sports. Shorts are a total freshman move. Bitches love a man with fashion sense and they're turned off by scrawny legs. Kill two birds with one stone by getting yourself some nice pants.
Rule #2: Liquor makes you sicker (in a good way). Bitches love getting drunk, but they don't like drinking. If you show up to a party with only beer, freshman girls are barely going to manage to choke down half before they give up on drinking. Bring tequila or vodka so you can get the chicas drunk fast and your dick wet at long last.
Rule #3: Don't slander your standards. Shoot for the nerdy bitches. They aint used to the attention and they're willing to do anything for a man's affection. However, you should never under any circumstance let your friends know that you're deliberately lowering your standards. High schoolers don't keep anything to themselves, and girls want to their first fuck to be special. Make damn sure yo girl thinks its special by never letting word out that you're just banging her for the experience.
Rule #4: Cum and Run. You've been pretending to like this girl for a while now; if you don't break it off soon other girls might think you two are a thing. This is the worst case scenario. Girls are very competitive, so naturally they want to fuck guys who fuck hot girls. Do not let your fling with this nerdy chick bring down your game. Drop her ass like it's hot and use your new experience to continue climbing that social ladder.
I'm definitely printing this out to put on my locker. Preach
ScaredwhiteboyI just finished 9th grade, so I feel like I'm particularly apt to help you. You're probably a virgin, most people are when they enter high school. Following my steps, however, we can change that by year's end so pay attention:
Rule #1: Don't wear shorts unless you're playing sports. Shorts are a total freshman move. Bitches love a man with fashion sense and they're turned off by scrawny legs. Kill two birds with one stone by getting yourself some nice pants.
Rule #2: Liquor makes you sicker (in a good way). Bitches love getting drunk, but they don't like drinking. If you show up to a party with only beer, freshman girls are barely going to manage to choke down half before they give up on drinking. Bring tequila or vodka so you can get the chicas drunk fast and your dick wet at long last.
Rule #3: Don't slander your standards. Shoot for the nerdy bitches. They aint used to the attention and they're willing to do anything for a man's affection. However, you should never under any circumstance let your friends know that you're deliberately lowering your standards. High schoolers don't keep anything to themselves, and girls want to their first fuck to be special. Make damn sure yo girl thinks its special by never letting word out that you're just banging her for the experience.
Rule #4: Cum and Run. You've been pretending to like this girl for a while now; if you don't break it off soon other girls might think you two are a thing. This is the worst case scenario. Girls are very competitive, so naturally they want to fuck guys who fuck hot girls. Do not let your fling with this nerdy chick bring down your game. Drop her ass like it's hot and use your new experience to continue climbing that social ladder.
DO AS WELL AS YOU CAN IN SCHOOL. Grades matter seriously from 9th grade up. You might not realize it now but trust me they do. Try to maintain a 3.5GPA+ it will be worth it long term.
Also just try to be friends with as many people as possible. Just be chill as hell and party / do whatever. High school parties rule. Try to get with as many high school girls as possible because you will never be able to ever again
Fuck every slut you can, but use protection, get drunk every time you can, and pay attention in class. Get good grades but fuck bitches. Get money after you've fucked bitches
DeebieSkeebiestroll post, but i'll bite. best piece of "advice" or whatever i got was dont take any flak from people, and dont start shit either. i just graduated a few months ago and made it out fine, a lot of you need to realize HS isn't like going to fucking rikers island or whatever, its just school. you'll see your friends every day and go to class. and if you get all bent out of shape over shit, thats your problem.
just be thankful you have a few more years till thousands of dollars are on the line for your education, thats when shit really matters.
yes.
Looking back highschool had its ups and downs, but compared to college and adult life 99% of what happens that you think matters wont matter.
Always be willing to put things into perspective in the bigger picture. Doesnt mean important shit doesnt happen in HS, and you can learn big lessons, but you often times wont even realize the lessons you've learned until years later, and understand you will almost always look back at yourself as a bit of an idiot. Be a loveable idiot.
Dont be afraid to fuck up.
Don't be afraid to experiment.
Don't be afraid of pushing yourself.
Do be afraid of Mr.Harris, the 61 year old who keeps inviting you to after hours tutoring in his sauna.
cbjFuck every slut you can, but use protection, get drunk every time you can, and pay attention in class. Get good grades but fuck bitches. Get money after you've fucked bitches
Fact of high school: Older grades usually hate the freshmeat originally, but don't take what they say personally, as the year progresses, they will start not giving a shit any more and will warm up to you
Just another aspect of my impeccable sense of humour: Irony
What's really ironic is that you still can't get it. learn to use a semicolon in this case, not a colon.
And seriously with the freshmen, No one really cares what grade you're in, but what kind of person you are. Just be chill and it'll be OK. Still , upperclassmen don't really talk to freshmen unless they know them personally but it's not a big deal. Do like other years and you'll be fine.
lol tomorrows the day for freshmen and seniors I go back Wednesday. Have fun freshmen year is fun with the right teachers. Remember to always snapchat dick pics to girls at school and not study, kids nowadays think doing bad is cool and funny.
whip it out in class and do the helicopter.
youll get suspended, and all the awkward little grade 9 girls will think youre a perve, but by grade 12, its all everyone will be talking about. trussssst.
but seriously, be nice to everyone.
all the girls i had boners for in highschool now look like refrigerators, and all the girls i paid zero attention to are fucking gorgeous.
you never know who you are going to cross paths with 10-15 years from now, and its unreal how long people can hold grudges. if everyone thinks youre a nice guy instead of some fucking douche it will go a long way.
also, did i mention to whip it out in class??
do it, you wont do it.
sewardyou never know who you are going to cross paths with 10-15 years from now, and its unreal how long people can hold grudges. if everyone thinks youre a nice guy instead of some fucking douche it will go a long way.
One of the most important things you can do during high school is to build a good reputation. Rumors spread very very quickly. So doing some fund stupid shit is the best way to build this rep. Go to a party, run from the cops. Start a prank war, win. Throw the biggest party of the year at your house ( this somehow happened to me and it worked wonders - I was hearing about it for months ) Get detention from the biggest a-hole teacher by making him look like a fool.
Also you can just man up and start being a pimp by initiating conversations with those girls that you want to be with. Getting into their social circle can be tough at first, but if your a dude they want to be around it will be easy.
Something that worked very well for me was being nice to everyone. I was a guy that didn't really care who was who and didn't identify with any social circles. So before and after class I would just chat with anyone and soon most of these people became my friends which built a solid foundation for my popularity and opened doors for those... extracurricular activities.
