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National Spam a Snowboarder Day

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SorryMrMittens
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Making a holiday to liven up the tension between snowboarders and skiers.

-- Dont get me wrong, i love snowboarders. i ski with them all the time. but theres something about the age old feud between us and them single plankers that makes chairlifts, park lines, and smoke shack encounters so funny.

Anyways, its up in the air, the more people who find the humor in this, the better. i say we devote 1 day a year... preferably in the winter so we could do it on a mountain and/or online... and we just mess with them. No violence or dumb shit. i am talking about just poking fun. talk about how skiing has better tricks, skiers get hotter chicks, make more money being a pro.. useless shit. I just think it would be great to mess with the primates..

i would like to have a day in february.. right in the prime of winter. say February 20th. easy to remember 2/20


another thing i would like to do is a little take over to all their social media.. i am not sure what the equivalent of Newschoolers is for snowboarding (maybe transworld?) but just everyone makes accounts one day and all we do is post things about skiing, skiers, newschoolers, and just general things to liven things up.

Who's with me?
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Aug 15 2014 1:53PM
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ShredAZ
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 641
What is this, 2008? /thread
Aug 15 2014 3:20PM
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Al.Capone
Posts: 661 - Karma: 2,779
Newschoolers trolling the bodybuilding forums was hilarious hahah.
Aug 15 2014 3:26PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
But I'm always messing with snowboarders
Aug 15 2014 4:06PM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 6,997
if snowboarders are ever in the way, i give them a good spray, slow down and give them a quick glance to acknowledge that i just sprayed them, then immediately speed off to the terrain park.
Aug 15 2014 4:07PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10627 - Karma: 7,423
troll all the non skier things
Aug 15 2014 6:14PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,063
snowboarder hates so edgy! omg! How could you make such a crazy thread?
Aug 15 2014 6:29PM
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ShaunNDDuffY
Posts: 67 - Karma: 204
Whitelines magazine basically refuses to even acknowledge the existence of skiers even though a fair few skiers read their articles, so I'm game.
Aug 15 2014 6:37PM
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Michael_Thatcher
Posts: 523 - Karma: 3,469
There is that awful Yobeat site that so many snowboarders seem to love. It would be quite easy to troll them over there.
Aug 15 2014 7:20PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372
Michael_ThatcherThere is that awful Yobeat site that so many snowboarders seem to love. It would be quite easy to troll them over there.


Yo beat is the NS of snowboarding. If everyone was 11 and not 12. I say we all go make accounts and just add an NS (so we know whose on our team) to the end of our usernames and RAISE HELL.
Aug 15 2014 8:02PM
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Preston+
Posts: 172 - Karma: 107
There's no way they can retaliate either because I've seen snowboarders try and use ns and they cant even navigate around the site
Aug 16 2014 1:21AM
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Preston+
Posts: 172 - Karma: 107
There's no way they can retaliate either because I've seen snowboarders try and use ns and they cant even navigate around the site
Aug 16 2014 1:22AM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1326 - Karma: 3,847
Preston+There's no way they can retaliate either because I've seen snowboarders try and use ns and they cant even navigate around the site


I'm gunna say, based on the fact that I'm a snowboarder along with many other people on this site, that your claim is false
Aug 16 2014 10:54AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
420...Yo beat is the NS of snowboarding. If everyone was 11 and not 12. I say we all go make accounts and just add an NS (so we know whose on our team) to the end of our usernames and RAISE HELL.

>using usernames on Yobeat
>implying nobody does this ironically anyway
Real funny and hilarious m8.

Preston+There's no way they can retaliate either because I've seen snowboarders try and use ns and they cant even navigate around the site


Le dreamy meme. Le shitposting face :^)
I find Newschoolers some of the easiest forums on the web, but I wouldn;t know because I snowboard. LOL.

OP is from 2001
Aug 16 2014 11:17AM
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.lencon
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 17,183
I'm all about trolling a snowboard site, but I just checked out yo beat. It's already a sad world over there so I think we could hate on snowboarders in a better way.
Aug 16 2014 11:46AM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
.LincolnI'm all about trolling a snowboard site, but I just checked out yo beat. It's already a sad world over there so I think we could hate on snowboarders in a better way.

yea it doesn't look like their website is doing too hot over there
Aug 16 2014 11:56AM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372
.LincolnI'm all about trolling a snowboard site, but I just checked out yo beat. It's already a sad world over there so I think we could hate on snowboarders in a better way.


Here's what we do;
1. make yobeat profiles
2. Completely change the website to a positive very informative forum.
3. Go back to being NS trolls over at yobeat
4. Fuck bitches over at yobeat
5....?
6. PROFIT.
Aug 16 2014 11:57AM
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jacklong27
Posts: 184 - Karma: 485
This needs to happen tbh I find ns a little boring lately probably because it's summer though
Aug 16 2014 12:03PM
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Dode
Posts: 349 - Karma: 1,052
I do that every day but since 2/20 is my birthday fuck yeah
Aug 16 2014 1:41PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Do snowboarders have something similar to newschooelers?
Aug 16 2014 1:52PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
this is so fucking stupid
Aug 16 2014 1:57PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
THIS IS BRILLIANT PLEASE CAN WE DO THIS
Aug 16 2014 2:30PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
Op and his 12 year olds friends are gonna. troll so hard.


Sounds super super cool. COolest thing ever
Aug 16 2014 2:42PM
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africans_eatants
Posts: 107 - Karma: 112
let me get this straight, you want to tease snowboarders by "poking fun" and "Making a holiday to liven up the tension between snowboarders and skiers." Am i the only one who doesnt see this as an effective or worthwhile means of trolling?
Aug 16 2014 5:47PM
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
420...Yo beat is the NS of snowboarding. If everyone was 11 and not 12. I say we all go make accounts and just add an NS (so we know whose on our team) to the end of our usernames and RAISE HELL.


nobody on yobeat will give half of a fuck. if anything, the response will be closer to, "look at these fucking skier fags trying to piss us off. what losers. get a life." which is the appropriate response anyway.
Aug 16 2014 6:21PM
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bunnies.
Posts: 270 - Karma: 237
The Purge?
Aug 16 2014 6:33PM
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Hoodliving
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 1,873
Wrong yobeat will get extremely butt hurt and cry to their trust fund parents. Trust me, I've gotten the owners to try and hunt me down hahaha! Were making fuck yobeat tees soon to rock on hood all winter. I'm all in for trolling yobeat been doing it forever
Aug 17 2014 1:30AM
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skier58284
Posts: 1705 - Karma: 5,365
lol@this thread
Aug 17 2014 1:30AM
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Turkelton
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 8,558
medialcortexWrong yobeat will get extremely butt hurt and cry to their trust fund parents. Trust me, I've gotten the owners to try and hunt me down hahaha! Were making fuck yobeat tees soon to rock on hood all winter. I'm all in for trolling yobeat been doing it forever


You are a trust fund kid. Most people on here are. You are 12
:^)
Aug 17 2014 4:41AM
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Ironwaffle
Posts: 61 - Karma: 159
yobeat seems dead
Aug 17 2014 10:50AM
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
medialcortexWrong yobeat will get extremely butt hurt and cry to their trust fund parents. Trust me, I've gotten the owners to try and hunt me down hahaha! Were making fuck yobeat tees soon to rock on hood all winter. I'm all in for trolling yobeat been doing it forever


they posted an Instagram of themselves wearing fuck yobeat tees. I don't think they're going to be all that affected by it.

side note: can someone make me a fuck newschoolers shirt?
Aug 17 2014 12:16PM
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SorryMrMittens
Posts: 295 - Karma: 769
unknowndeaththey posted an Instagram of themselves wearing fuck yobeat tees. I don't think they're going to be all that affected by it.

side note: can someone make me a fuck newschoolers shirt?


^^^^^^^^^^SNOWBOARDER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Aug 17 2014 9:47PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372
unknowndeathside note: can someone make me a fuck newschoolers shirt?


In the same design as the yobeat shirts. Would buy if made.
Aug 17 2014 9:50PM
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SorryMrMittens
Posts: 295 - Karma: 769
420...In the same design as the yobeat shirts. Would buy if made.


im confused.. the very place you guys seem to go to almost every day.. and you want shirts that hate on NS?
Aug 19 2014 10:21AM
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Jcollette44
Posts: 122 - Karma: 77
Save the date!
Aug 19 2014 10:35AM
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
k_howard^^^^^^^^^^SNOWBOARDER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


you wish
Aug 24 2014 2:49AM
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Dolan.Escobar
Posts: 683 - Karma: 943
I never really got the hate for sb. newschool sking actually grew out of snowboarding. The whole style with ease craze in newschool skiing was present in the sb culture ling before the first twins came out
Aug 24 2014 2:59AM
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SFB
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op has transcended up into uncharted trolling territory. congratulations OP you are the ultimate troll.
Aug 24 2014 6:21PM
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