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Once in a lifetime oportunity(auction)

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theabortionator
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Figured I'd auction off some stuff.


Epic vintage webcam


I'll add other stuff probably but I don't want to overwhelm people with too much awesome stuff at once. Also Trying to think of what to do with the money(if any) generated by all the stuff. Donate it, buy a lotto ticket and split it with everyone in the thread if it's a winner, or whatever else.
Aug 15 2014 4:29AM
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theabortionator
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Oh yeah and 30 thousand because #YOLO
Aug 15 2014 4:30AM
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HamFaceGirl
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You fucking suck so much. No one wants your shit crap
Aug 15 2014 9:46AM
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cbj
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You're selling a webcam? People still use those?
Aug 15 2014 11:37AM
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iFlip
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cbjYou're selling a webcam? People still use those?


Your mom and I webcammed last night. Was very...relaxing.
Aug 15 2014 11:41AM
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theabortionator
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cbjYou're selling a webcam? People still use those?


its super special though bro.

Adding an wire coat hanger to the list. But bid now and I'll double that offer. TWO wire coathangers
Aug 15 2014 1:30PM
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.Hugo.
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theabortionatorits super special though bro.

Adding an wire coat hanger to the list. But bid now and I'll double that offer. TWO wire coathangers


Ill trade you a 500 pack if industrial sized paper clips
Aug 15 2014 1:32PM
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theabortionator
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.Hugo.Ill trade you a 500 pack if industrial sized paper clips


And the first offer rolls in
Aug 15 2014 1:38PM
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Sno.
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cbjYou're selling a webcam? People still use those?


what do you just strap your go-pro to the top of your laptop screen?
Aug 15 2014 1:41PM
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Espen519
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theabortionatorits super special though bro.

Adding an wire coat hanger to the list. But bid now and I'll double that offer. TWO wire coathangers


MAKE IT THREE COAT HANGERS AND ILL GIVE YOU A 5 PACK OF BLACK INK PENS
Aug 15 2014 3:07PM
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frickindarn
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I have a single sock I can't find the match too. Plus my toothbrush.
Aug 15 2014 7:49PM
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theabortionator
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Espen519MAKE IT THREE COAT HANGERS AND ILL GIVE YOU A 5 PACK OF BLACK INK PENS


Maybe.


Was going to put a lock of hair in the auction at the start but was scared somebody would use it to make a voodoo doll.

I'm too tired to think of amazing things that people would love.
Aug 16 2014 2:53AM
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Sno.
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theabortionatorMaybe.


Was going to put a lock of hair in the auction at the start but was scared somebody would use it to make a voodoo doll.

I'm too tired to think of amazing things that people would love.


you fucking slacktivist.
Aug 16 2014 2:55AM
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cbj
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snobunnywhat do you just strap your go-pro to the top of your laptop screen?


Front facing camera on cell phones or built in on laptop, hellooooo

I'll give you a pack of smokes and an old blink 182 CD if you promise the coat hangers are unused
Aug 16 2014 3:41AM
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theabortionator
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cbjFront facing camera on cell phones or built in on laptop, hellooooo

I'll give you a pack of smokes and an old blink 182 CD if you promise the coat hangers are unused


I thought used made it more personal. I thought it increased the value as well.
Aug 16 2014 4:07AM
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gapersarefriends
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theabortionatorI thought used made it more personal. I thought it increased the value as well.


an unopened three-pack of hanes boxers for everything
Aug 16 2014 4:40AM
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Sno.
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cbjFront facing camera on cell phones or built in on laptop, hellooooo

I'll give you a pack of smokes and an old blink 182 CD if you promise the coat hangers are unused


lol. I thought you knew we were talking about two chicks at one time?

and i'll trade all of you all of your up-for-auction items for some of my shit.. you name it...ill tell you if I have it...
Aug 16 2014 6:21AM
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theabortionator
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snobunnylol. I thought you knew we were talking about two chicks at one time?

and i'll trade all of you all of your up-for-auction items for some of my shit.. you name it...ill tell you if I have it...


Should just turn this into a trade shit for shit thread.
Aug 16 2014 6:28AM
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Sno.
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theabortionatorShould just turn this into a trade shit for shit thread.


I fucking love that. ive got some shit...who has some shit and wants my shit?

name some shit you want...i'll tell you if I have it.
Aug 16 2014 6:34AM
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Olimar
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snobunnyI fucking love that. ive got some shit...who has some shit and wants my shit?

name some shit you want...i'll tell you if I have it.


Oh, do I have shit.

I have more shit then you could imagine.
Aug 16 2014 9:53AM
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John18_6
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Tip for getting the most out of auctions- get all prospective buyers drunk.
Seriously, I was at an auction where most of the people were drunk and a $300 wine bottle went for $1,100.
Aug 16 2014 11:28AM
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skiersupreme
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ill trade 7 golf tees for one of those coat hangers.
Aug 16 2014 12:08PM
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op14
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I'll trade nudes for that coat hanger
Aug 16 2014 12:09PM
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cbj
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snobunnyI fucking love that. ive got some shit...who has some shit and wants my shit?

name some shit you want...i'll tell you if I have it.


Girl you're shittastic!

Starting bid at 1 shit
Aug 16 2014 12:12PM
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.Hugo.
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snobunnylol. I thought you knew we were talking about two chicks at one time?

and i'll trade all of you all of your up-for-auction items for some of my shit.. you name it...ill tell you if I have it...


Do you have a strike king 10xd? I just lost mine today and it was the last one at the store

I could use some more 4inch green zip-ties

PEanut Butter oreos?

Stainless steel needle nose pliers?

Oh and I lost my pin and social security #, Do you have one of those?
Aug 16 2014 12:17PM
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Steezy_P
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2 scorpion corpses for 2 wire coat hangers
Aug 16 2014 12:37PM
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Sno.
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.Hugo.Do you have a strike king 10xd? I just lost mine today and it was the last one at the store

I could use some more 4inch green zip-ties

PEanut Butter oreos?

Stainless steel needle nose pliers?

Oh and I lost my pin and social security #, Do you have one of those?


ive got you on the zip ties
Aug 16 2014 2:31PM
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Wampire
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cbjFront facing camera on cell phones or built in on laptop, hellooooo

I'll give you a pack of smokes and an old blink 182 CD if you promise the coat hangers are unused


pack of smokes and blink 182? both of those things are dangerous for your health, no thanks
Aug 16 2014 2:35PM
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Sno.
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im in the market for a combination padlock-- preferably one you know the combination to.

what i have to offer is:

a bucket full of misc. screws/washers/nuts/bolts-- pick up only, no shipping.

2 game gears

7 misc. chargers that go to 90's cell phones

a box of Twilight themed valentines day heart candies
Aug 16 2014 2:40PM
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theabortionator
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snobunnyim in the market for a combination padlock-- preferably one you know the combination to.

what i have to offer is:

a bucket full of misc. screws/washers/nuts/bolts-- pick up only, no shipping.

2 game gears

7 misc. chargers that go to 90's cell phones

a box of Twilight themed valentines day heart candies


Maybe I'll go start collecting /hoarding cell chargers. Idk why but that sounds fun
Aug 17 2014 2:34AM
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Chewy.
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What can I get for a space jam tie?
Aug 17 2014 5:22PM
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Pat.t
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I have 2 boxes of cookie dough oreos unopened. the are unavailable anywhere else
Aug 17 2014 5:44PM
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.Rybak.
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snobunnyI fucking love that. ive got some shit...who has some shit and wants my shit?

name some shit you want...i'll tell you if I have it.


I would love your shit.
Aug 17 2014 6:27PM
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theabortionator
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Chewy.What can I get for a space jam tie?


A tyco tantrum rc car with no battery
Aug 18 2014 2:29AM
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CheddarJack
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Open to offers on my Sony Walkman with a broken headphone port
Aug 18 2014 9:48AM
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.Hugo.
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I have a laser pointer with like 40 attachments. Batteries are dead
Aug 18 2014 10:06AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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I got a NOW, that's what I call music vol. 124 and a cat card with a dog on it in the mix
Aug 18 2014 10:18AM
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Sno.
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.Hugo.I have a laser pointer with like 40 attachments. Batteries are dead


im interested. what will it take for you to part with it?
Aug 18 2014 12:18PM
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.Hugo.
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snobunnyim interested. what will it take for you to part with it?


Not much. I also forgot to mention 2 of the attachment are naked ladies
Aug 18 2014 12:29PM
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Chewy.
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.Hugo.Not much. I also forgot to mention 2 of the attachment are naked ladies


Will you trade for my tie?
Aug 18 2014 6:09PM
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.Hugo.
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Chewy.Will you trade for my tie?


well i never wear ties, but its fucking space jam. ill let you know tomorrow
Aug 18 2014 7:51PM
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