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Girl gets a fish stuck in her leg

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.frenchy
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im dying hahahahhahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M16iNEH-3kc



el oh el
Aug 13 2014 11:28PM
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Stadtski
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as we say in maine: shes got a shinah on her vagina
Aug 14 2014 12:08PM
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Stadtski
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as we say in maine: shes got a shinah on her vagina
Aug 14 2014 12:08PM
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Chunter
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there's a fish on that bish
Aug 14 2014 12:13PM
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SquattingDog
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There's a salmon where she does the slammin.
Aug 14 2014 12:18PM
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.Hugo.
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If that fish us a muskie, I would expect its name to be sandusky
Aug 14 2014 12:26PM
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rballs_
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Shes got a herring where its hairy.
Aug 14 2014 12:33PM
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Sno.
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Gn4rwh4lerThere's a salmon where she does the slammin.


she's got a salmy on her hammy
Aug 14 2014 12:34PM
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AT-AT
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HAHA

Made my lunch break. Not really a bad pun in the lot.
Aug 14 2014 12:45PM
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skiersupreme
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theres a ling where i put my ding
Aug 14 2014 12:47PM
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iFlip
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There's a piranha near her hoo-ha.
Aug 14 2014 12:52PM
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.Hugo.
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Shes got a drum where I like to cum


Theres a ray where I wanna spray
Aug 14 2014 12:58PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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"YOU'VE GOT A SAILFISH LATCHED ON TO YOUR TAIL, BITCH!"
Aug 14 2014 12:59PM
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ForrestW
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shes got a whitetip on her hip
she can feel an eel where she kneels
theres a muskie on that huskie
Aug 14 2014 1:08PM
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smooter
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theres a blue gill near where she'd put supository pills
Aug 14 2014 1:21PM
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JAHpow
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There's a puffer where I stuff her.
Aug 14 2014 1:44PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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She got a muskie in her muff
Aug 14 2014 1:49PM
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Bateman
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Wow well done everyone
Aug 14 2014 1:52PM
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Sno.
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there's sashimi in her bikini

there's gills where she gets her thrills

there's a whale on her tail

there's a trout where I eat her out
Aug 14 2014 1:55PM
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louie.mirags
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she has a salmon king on her hamstring
Aug 14 2014 2:06PM
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SquattingDog
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A hammerhead where I put my head?
Aug 14 2014 2:11PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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snobunnythere's a trout where I eat her out


How long have you been seeing her?
Aug 14 2014 2:12PM
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Sno.
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Granite_StateHow long have you been seeing her?


*seaing
Aug 14 2014 2:13PM
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SquattingDog
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Granite_StateHow long have you been seeing her?


If it smells like trout...

Fuck her right in the pussy.
Aug 14 2014 2:13PM
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Lucky.
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that fish got caught "off-side"
Aug 14 2014 2:27PM
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louie.mirags
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if you fuck with the bull, you're going to get the horns
Aug 14 2014 2:30PM
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iFlip
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That anchovy almost got her in the punani.
Aug 14 2014 4:13PM
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JAHpow
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Where I'd raw-dog her is a sauger.
Aug 14 2014 4:28PM
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Sno.
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that trout should learn to pull out
Aug 14 2014 4:30PM
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.Hugo.
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That sculpin nearly gaped her wide open
Aug 14 2014 5:18PM
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.FRY.
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she got a stab from a crab
Aug 14 2014 5:21PM
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Lucky.
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a little bit of fuel for the mule

some gas from the ass


thats a spooner going for the pooner
Aug 14 2014 5:38PM
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.FRY.
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I wish, I wish, she hadn't caught that fish.
Aug 14 2014 8:02PM
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Sno.
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there's a sturgeon in that virgin
Aug 14 2014 8:06PM
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JAHpow
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Went to give her the flappy
Something down there said "don't worry, be happy"

Aug 14 2014 8:56PM
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iFlip
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That koi is really attached to his new toy.
Aug 14 2014 9:40PM
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Lé.Skiing
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There's an African glass stuck to her ass.

There's a cod on that broad.
Aug 14 2014 10:12PM
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.frenchy
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come back from camping and this thread is still fucking awesome. WELL FUCKIN DONE ladies and gentleman
Aug 15 2014 1:03PM
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zard_gawd
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the first guy to come over cant believe his luck, look at his face
Aug 15 2014 2:07PM
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patt.
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There's a cod where I put my rod
Aug 15 2014 8:51PM
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Anathema
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snobunnythere's a sturgeon in that virgin


i thoroughly enjoy this comment that you have made
Aug 15 2014 9:16PM
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frickindarn
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2:50 is that a fart in the background?
Aug 15 2014 9:47PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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she's got a grouper on her pooper.
Aug 15 2014 10:56PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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a_pla5tic_bagshe's got a grouper on her pooper.


oh lol, someone already said that. I didnt read all the puns.
Aug 15 2014 11:06PM
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frickindarn
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In cod we trust right under her bust.
Aug 15 2014 11:12PM
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SquattingDog
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She's got a walleye in her whispering eye.
Aug 16 2014 4:11PM
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iFlip
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There's a tang where that dude wants to put his wang.
Aug 16 2014 4:31PM
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skiersupreme
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theres a reef where she queefs
Aug 16 2014 10:22PM
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Sno.
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there's a lox on that fox
Aug 17 2014 12:59AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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If a hoe ever tried to slap me with a fish, I'd hit that bitch so hard she forget how to make easy mac.
Aug 17 2014 12:55PM
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ILLinoisance
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She's got a catfish stuck in the back of her leg!
Aug 17 2014 7:13PM
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