Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!
Titus69I almost got your mom pregnant.
Fromunda_CheeseCruising blunts on our local cruise road in Indiana (no tolerance state)I was 16 at the time
5 people in my two door Celica so obviously hotboxed
It's night time and ahead of me I see something shining in the middle of the road but no lights so couldn't really see
I start to get closer and slow down and can barely make out two cars parked in the middle of the road, when all of a sudden a flashlight pops on and shines directly at my car
They walk up to my car and I see an Indiana State Trooper behind the light
I roll down my window with smoke pouring out into the light that he is shining at me
The officer looks at me, all he says is "I'm gonna need you boys to turn around"
And with that I turned around...and never looked back
DreddSteveHad a dude jump in front of my car when I was going 65 on a highway. I got real lucky because there was a trooper that saw the whole thing so I didn't charged with vehicular manslaughter or anything.
Fromunda_CheeseCruising blunts on our local cruise road in Indiana (no tolerance state)I was 16 at the time
5 people in my two door Celica so obviously hotboxed
It's night time and ahead of me I see something shining in the middle of the road but no lights so couldn't really see
I start to get closer and slow down and can barely make out two cars parked in the middle of the road, when all of a sudden a flashlight pops on and shines directly at my car
They walk up to my car and I see an Indiana State Trooper behind the light
I roll down my window with smoke pouring out into the light that he is shining at me
The officer looks at me, all he says is "I'm gonna need you boys to turn around"
And with that I turned around...and never looked back
Titus69So you....killed a guy or not?
DreddSteveYup :(
DreddSteveYup :(
Titus69Fuck dude, not really your fault though Im assuming. He jumped out onto a fucking highway.
GrizzlyBurrNobody piss DreddSteve off!
DreddSteveHaha one short of becoming a 00 agent, watch yourselves!
Yeah there was nothing I could do about it. He was talking to the officer on the side of the road because someone had called him in as being a suicide risk and he just turned around threw himself into the road. It was pretty crazy, smashed in my windshield and totaled the car. Apparently the poor officer was pretty torn up about it because he felt like he could have done more to save the guy.
Fromunda_CheeseCruising blunts on our local cruise road in Indiana (no tolerance state)I was 16 at the time
5 people in my two door Celica so obviously hotboxed
It's night time and ahead of me I see something shining in the middle of the road but no lights so couldn't really see
I start to get closer and slow down and can barely make out two cars parked in the middle of the road, when all of a sudden a flashlight pops on and shines directly at my car
They walk up to my car and I see an Indiana State Trooper behind the light
I roll down my window with smoke pouring out into the light that he is shining at me
The officer looks at me, all he says is "I'm gonna need you boys to turn around"
And with that I turned around...and never looked back
Fromunda_CheeseThe officer looks at me, all he says is "I'm gonna need you boys to turn around"
And with that I turned around...and never looked back
Granite_StateThird or fourth time smoking was burn cruising with 3 other friends. We were still smoking when we came to a stop light on a four lane road that goes under a highway bridge. Cop pulls up next to us. Makes eye contact with person in passenger seat. Our light turns green (to get on the highway, he was in the lane to keep going straight). We get going and he stays at the light. Pretty scary experience.
Burn cruising again with two fellow NSers on the way to Brokemo. We are on 91 near the tolls. I'm driving. I have a VW and if you own one you know they notoriously fog up in the winter. Well literally as I am mid hit a state trooper drives by in the lane next to us (left lane). I quickly put the bubbler down and hold my hit until he passes us. We suspect the only reason he didn't see my taking the hit was because my driver side window was fogged up. Scary fucking shit.
Later in that trip my friend goes to cash the bubbler. We are in the right lane (89 now). We come around a turn and there is a statey sitting in the shoulder. You'd think we'd learn our lesson but YOLO.
Link.Who the fucks smokes a bubbler while driving!!!??
Arnold.SchwartzWalked out of a high school basketball game with one of my chaps, we saw our friend sitting in his mustang talking with some girls in the parking lot so we decide to walk over and chat for a little. We all get talking and my legs are getting tired so I decide to sit on the hood of his mustang and continue to chat with a cute girl. Once my tuckus was firmly planted on the hood of the stang I look back at the my friend who was in the drivers seat. He then proceeds to give me a little smirk and then he floors it. We hit a speed bump, I slip off of the front of the hood and then get dragged 40 ft by the front tires. Hit my head and black out. Wake up in the back of an Ambulance getting looked at by the docs.
WaiveFendCrashed a shitty pit bike as a kid, flipped over and one of the pegs got driven into my leg and ripped a massive hole. Also had a handlebar smash into my abdomen giving me a ripped up liver and nearly bursting an artary. Was in hospital for 2 weeks after my initial surgery before being flown accross the country and having my artery clamped. I then had a further 2 months of rehab at home.
Its still the scariest thing to ever happen to me, im lucky to be alive.
I got a sick scar to show the ladies though ;)
Arnold.SchwartzWalked out of a high school basketball game with one of my chaps, we saw our friend sitting in his mustang talking with some girls in the parking lot so we decide to walk over and chat for a little. We all get talking and my legs are getting tired so I decide to sit on the hood of his mustang and continue to chat with a cute girl. Once my tuckus was firmly planted on the hood of the stang I look back at the my friend who was in the drivers seat. He then proceeds to give me a little smirk and then he floors it. We hit a speed bump, I slip off of the front of the hood and then get dragged 40 ft by the front tires. Hit my head and black out. Wake up in the back of an Ambulance getting looked at by the docs.
Link.Who the fucks smokes a bubbler while driving!!!??
Link.Who the fucks smokes a bubbler while driving!!!??
ZachAndCheeseFucking Badasses, thats who
CheddarJackFell over a berm while DH biking last summer going probably 35 mph and was braced by a very hardy bush maybe 2 feet in diameter. When I came to, I looked up about 7 feet to the top of the berm and realized what happened. I then sat up to notice the snowmaking pipe sticking out of the berm 2 feet off the ground just inches from my feet and a boulder the size of me just inches from my head. Luckily I was able to ditch my bike and keep it from falling over the berm with me. I walked away with only cuts and bruises.
CheddarJackFell over a berm while DH biking last summer going probably 35 mph and was braced by a very hardy bush maybe 2 feet in diameter. When I came to, I looked up about 7 feet to the top of the berm and realized what happened. I then sat up to notice the snowmaking pipe sticking out of the berm 2 feet off the ground just inches from my feet and a boulder the size of me just inches from my head. Luckily I was able to ditch my bike and keep it from falling over the berm with me. I walked away with only cuts and bruises.