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What turned you on today?

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El_Barto.
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What got your blood flowin today? You know, those times when the milf at the grocery store is bending down and get a peek at her sweater cows in her low cut tank top.

What gave you a chub today?
Aug 11 2014 12:50AM
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Lucky.
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the nude your mum sent me
Aug 11 2014 12:51AM
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Titus69
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Ur mum in me bed this morning
Aug 11 2014 12:51AM
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ABalls
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More like what didn't give me a chub today
Aug 11 2014 12:53AM
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CaptainObvious.
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The little yellow boy writing lines on the chalkboard.
Aug 11 2014 12:54AM
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El_Barto.
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ABallsMore like what didn't give me a chub today


loool

those first two responses were cold brahs
Aug 11 2014 12:55AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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water ski tournament = hundreds of girls running around in bikinis. thank god for mirrored sun glasses.
Aug 11 2014 12:55AM
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Sno.
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when I opened the refrigerator, the stainless steel handle brushed past my nipple and I was in a cold, wet, swimming suit top.
Aug 11 2014 12:55AM
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CaptainObvious.
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snobunnywhen I opened the refrigerator, the stainless steel handle brushed past my nipple and I was in a cold, wet, swimming suit top.


This.
Aug 11 2014 12:56AM
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skier58284
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OP of course
Aug 11 2014 1:02AM
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skiersupreme
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el bartos prego sister
Aug 11 2014 1:06AM
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Chunter
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TheSeaCaptainThe little yellow boy writing lines on the chalkboard.


What was an Asian doing in trouble?
Aug 11 2014 1:06AM
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El_Barto.
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ChunterWhat was an Asian doing in trouble?


The lines were clearly the answer to some type of advanced math problem
Aug 11 2014 1:10AM
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eheath
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Not sure if this thread topic is a "positive member contribution"
Aug 11 2014 1:12AM
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El_Barto.
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pussyfooterNot sure if this thread topic is a "positive member contribution"


Its generating a fun, light hearted nom skiing related conversation. I think allowing people to joke around without being mean to each other is a positive contribution.

What turned you on today Eheath?
Aug 11 2014 1:19AM
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eheath
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El_Barto.Its generating a fun, light hearted nom skiing related conversation. I think allowing people to joke around without being mean to each other is a positive contribution.

What turned you on today Eheath?


Lol I was quite excited for your response and you didn't disapoint.

I'm not sure you understand what positive means, but it's okay.
Aug 11 2014 1:21AM
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El_Barto.
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pussyfooterLol I was quite excited for your response and you didn't disapoint.

I'm not sure you understand what positive means, but it's okay.


k...back to the thread
Aug 11 2014 1:29AM
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SmotSmoke
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After finishing two fifths I went in the strip for the first time with these two girls and I convinced them to get up there and dance and we got kicked out and I was throwing so many bills around. I made it rain.

I don't think I am going, I saw some pussy though.
Aug 11 2014 1:29AM
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skier58284
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El_Barto.k...back to the thread


OP, you still have to answer your own question.

Also, goats. If goats don't turn you on, there is something very wrong with you.

Aug 11 2014 1:32AM
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ABalls
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Your post about the beagle made me realize that you are a caring and fun-loving human being. You have my full support for both motm and for the skis. Good luck to you.
Aug 11 2014 1:48AM
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ThaLorax
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MILF came in to work today that couldn't have been any older than I am (25) in a short jean skirt and blouse. Needless to say, she dropped her change and her boyfriend caught me watching her try to pick it up. I have him a wink and told him to enjoy his night more than me.
Aug 11 2014 2:02AM
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.Hugo.
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pussyfooterNot sure if this thread topic is a "positive member contribution"


I mean even if this thread wasnt a "positive contribution" its still not breaking any rules of the agreement. But I think8nk mist members would agree this is a positive thread
Aug 11 2014 7:57AM
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.Hugo.
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As for what turned me on...

On my way into work today I saw a young lady jogging in spandex booty shorts and a spandex top that was way too small for her tig ol bitties
Aug 11 2014 8:00AM
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Mr.noodle
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My dad
Aug 11 2014 6:00PM
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Mr.noodle
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My dad
Aug 11 2014 6:01PM
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b-kul
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twice huh?
Aug 11 2014 6:06PM
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Mr.noodle
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b-kultwice huh?


Yeah, he's pretty cute
Aug 11 2014 6:16PM
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JTCasper540_MN
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the internet
Aug 11 2014 7:23PM
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HamFaceGirl
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pussyfooterNot sure if this thread topic is a "positive member contribution"


I agree, I'm paging Bishop

Have fun in jail Barto
Aug 11 2014 7:35PM
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BeeRad
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Applesauce


I put my penis in applesauce
Aug 11 2014 7:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Titus69Ur mum in me bed this morning


Aren't you like 12? Your dick probably hasn't started working like that yet.
Aug 11 2014 7:47PM
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pigglywiggly
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Niykee Heaton. Waiting for the day those nudes come out.
Aug 11 2014 8:08PM
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Espen519
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BeeRadApplesauce


I put my penis in applesauce


Wow.
Aug 11 2014 8:14PM
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BeeRad
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Espen519Wow.


You like that?
Aug 11 2014 8:16PM
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El_Barto.
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BeeRadYou like that?


guilty
Aug 11 2014 8:52PM
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.FRY.
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barto
Aug 11 2014 8:58PM
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BeeRad
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El_Barto.guilty


I'm giving you +k for making me lol like crazy
Aug 11 2014 8:59PM
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Espen519
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BeeRadYou like that?


Just think we may be soulmates
Aug 11 2014 9:00PM
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BeeRad
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Espen519Just think we may be soulmates


I knew that a long time ago baby
Aug 11 2014 9:06PM
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bakedpow
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this thread got me rock solid. not sure why.
Aug 11 2014 9:09PM
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BeeRad
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Bakerpowthis thread got me rock solid. not sure why.


I've had an erection for longer than 8 hours and have not called a doctor! I love CIALIS!!!!
Aug 11 2014 9:12PM
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715.
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pigglywigglyNiykee Heaton. Waiting for the day those nudes come out.


10/10 because Niykee is the definition of perfection
Aug 11 2014 11:55PM
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CaptainObvious.
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pigglywigglyNiykee Heaton. Waiting for the day those nudes come out.


Omg...thank you
Aug 12 2014 12:05AM
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Dolan.Escobar
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Nobody is wearing yoga pants. No girls at least
Aug 12 2014 12:10AM
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rballs_
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Aunt Jemima

Aug 12 2014 12:13AM
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ModMommy
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Went riding with a guy today, and he took it shirt off when it rained.
It's the simple things really.
Aug 12 2014 12:16AM
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BeeRad
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The referenced post has been removed.


Tbh there should be an entire thread devoted to Psych references
Aug 12 2014 1:34AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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My alarm clock
Aug 12 2014 9:20AM
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