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____ is to skiing, as Rory is to golf.

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TurquoiseGrizzly
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#1 golfer in the world right now. He is playing like he did before he signed with NIKE and is dominating every tournament the last 2 months. Hope this doesn't jinx him.. If there were a world ranking for skiers who would be #1 right now and why?
Aug 9 2014 8:50AM
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DGski
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Voldemort
Aug 9 2014 9:12AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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DGskiVoldemort


Voldemort is a badass skier. His super sticky nig nogs are on point.
Aug 9 2014 9:14AM
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VTbass802
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It's summer in the Northern Hemisphere... Not a lot of skiers are putting out a ton of film (except for the occasional windells/summer banger) and there really aren't any comps for any kind of ranking to come into play... just throwing that out there
Aug 9 2014 9:26AM
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LoathesRaisins
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Ted Ligety
Aug 9 2014 9:27AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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VTbass802It's summer in the Northern Hemisphere... Not a lot of skiers are putting out a ton of film (except for the occasional windells/summer banger) and there really aren't any comps for any kind of ranking to come into play... just throwing that out there


It's more of an opinion of who you think is equal to Rory. Obviously there isn't snow right now but there are skiers that stand out from the rest still.
Aug 9 2014 9:33AM
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VTbass802
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GrizzlyBurrIt's more of an opinion of who you think is equal to Rory. Obviously there isn't snow right now but there are skiers that stand out from the rest still.


In that case my vote is for Delorme
Aug 9 2014 9:41AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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VTbass802In that case my vote is for Delorme


In that case, that vote rocks.
Aug 9 2014 9:43AM
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lurking
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Rory didn't suck because he signed with Nike, Rory sucked because he was dating a tennis player, and as soon as they broke up, he started winning again.

1. Date hot tennis player
2.Sign huge endorsement deal
3. Suck in every golf tournament
4. Dump her
5. ???????
6. PROFIT
Aug 9 2014 10:01AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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loganschnurRory didn't suck because he signed with Nike, Rory sucked because he was dating a tennis player, and as soon as they broke up, he started winning again.

1. Date hot tennis player
2.Sign huge endorsement deal
3. Suck in every golf tournament
4. Dump her
5. ???????
6. PROFIT


hahaha it's really funny you mention that because I was going to say the exact same thing just thought it irrelevant to the thread. I never said it was because of Nike I was just saying he played a lot better before he had signed then slowly started to decline. NOW HE's BACK..and single. I wonder if my skiing would drastically improve if I was single..
Aug 9 2014 10:14AM
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frickindarn
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GrizzlyBurrI wonder if my skiing would drastically improve if I was single..


Only if you're currently skiing with your girlfriend all the time. Hahah I started skiing because of my girlfriend and my best friend.
Aug 9 2014 11:25AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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parry? its not even a fucking question
Aug 9 2014 11:33AM
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TurquoiseGrizzly
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420...Only if you're currently skiing with your girlfriend all the time. Hahah I started skiing because of my girlfriend and my best friend.


My girlfriend snowboards but the days I'm not on the mountain I'm spending time with her. I'm saying if those days spent with her were on the mountain I'd be progressing more rapidly.
Aug 9 2014 11:36AM
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swaggerboi
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TOM WALLISCH
Aug 9 2014 12:05PM
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