Tinder Bitches

ck.mullenHey, thats me! I'm flattered.

Granite_State

ck.mullenHey, thats me! I'm flattered.

CliffyByro

Lucky.tinder bitches are like a fine wine, they get better with age.

GregFlikI got a blowie from a tinder girl named Cari. So I was shotgunning (On tinder, this is the practice of just swiping right on every single girl that comes up, regardless of preference, it increases your chances of a match) and got matched up with this chick with a cute face but a bit of a bigger girl. Really cool girl. So we met up in my town after she drove 2 hours to see me. We bullshit and talk in a park for 5 hours. We get to our cars that are parked in a Tim Horton's parking lot and the fun begins.

Clothes start coming up, but the front seats of my 2002 Buick LeSabre weren't doing it. So we hop in the back. Things start getting hot and heavy and finger banging follows. My car filled with stank, it was pretty bad. So I take off my shirt slide my pants around my ankles and blowing commences.

(Insert aww yiss .gif)

So after 5 minutes of a seat belt buckle jabbing me in my sides and one of the best blowies I ever recieved with a nice ass in my face I slap her ass and tell her I'm about to arrive at the station. I arrived and all I could hear it one big gulp from her and he sucking me dry.

After this I stole a cigarette from her and smoked it with her saying I'd call her after (Biggest lie ever). So I got into my car and get a sharp pain in the scrot. Turns out she was too rough with my balls and had to get something. So I went to a local Kroger (A grocery store in the Michigan area) and see one of my boys there. I tell him the story and he just looked at me with disgust.

I get an ice pack and a powerade and go home.

Moral of the story is Big girls give great head.

GregFlikhe sucking me dry.

.Hugo.That got gay real fast

GregFlikI got a blowie from a tinder girl named Cari. So I was shotgunning (On tinder, this is the practice of just swiping right on every single girl that comes up, regardless of preference, it increases your chances of a match) and got matched up with this chick with a cute face but a bit of a bigger girl. Really cool girl. So we met up in my town after she drove 2 hours to see me. We bullshit and talk in a park for 5 hours. We get to our cars that are parked in a Tim Horton's parking lot and the fun begins.

Clothes start coming up, but the front seats of my 2002 Buick LeSabre weren't doing it. So we hop in the back. Things start getting hot and heavy and finger banging follows. My car filled with stank, it was pretty bad. So I take off my shirt slide my pants around my ankles and blowing commences.

(Insert aww yiss .gif)

So after 5 minutes of a seat belt buckle jabbing me in my sides and one of the best blowies I ever recieved with a nice ass in my face I slap her ass and tell her I'm about to arrive at the station. I arrived and all I could hear it one big gulp from her and he sucking me dry.

After this I stole a cigarette from her and smoked it with her saying I'd call her after (Biggest lie ever). So I got into my car and get a sharp pain in the scrot. Turns out she was too rough with my balls and had to get something. So I went to a local Kroger (A grocery store in the Michigan area) and see one of my boys there. I tell him the story and he just looked at me with disgust.

I get an ice pack and a powerade and go home.

Moral of the story is Big girls give great head.

Lucky.tinder bitches are like a fine wine, they get better with age.

GregFlikI got a blowie from a tinder girl named Cari.

zzzskizzzI have the most matches on this site, and I have met with more women than I can count. Out of all my experiences I was only catfished once, but there are some real quality girls on there. I've met up with a couple College gymnasts, cheerleaders and quite a few Ivy League school girls go on there as well, which was not something I was expecting, and of course the hot one timer sorority girl. Out of all the dates I have been on, about 80 percent of the girls are batshit insane, but there are some girls I'm still seeing regularly and we did meet over tinder.

ChubbyBoy

Game101

Granite_StateThat girl looks like a good blowjob giver if you catch my drift...

zzzskizzzI have the most matches on this site, and I have met with more women than I can count. Out of all my experiences I was only catfished once, but there are some real quality girls on there. I've met up with a couple College gymnasts, cheerleaders and quite a few Ivy League school girls go on there as well, which was not something I was expecting, and of course the hot one timer sorority girl. Out of all the dates I have been on, about 80 percent of the girls are batshit insane, but there are some girls I'm still seeing regularly and we did meet over tinder.

-benedettoIt's as though tinder cooled off a bit in my area. Now my matches are always like ~65 miles away. It doesn't help that I live near the suburbs and New York City.

Cudder.Your the shit

DingoSeanI limit myself to 20 miles. If I can't drive there in a few minutes, I'm just not really that interested.

-benedettoWhen even set at 25, tinder does some fuckery. Or if you visit an area and the apps open and so on.

DingoSeanUgh, yeah, I don't open it unless I'm at home... I go to the Bay Area or Tahoe and all of a sudden I have matches 100 miles away in godawful places like Reno.

zzzskizzzVisited my friends college in Boston huge mastake.

RusticlesYou guys have timmi hoes in michigan?? we have infiltrated you haha

butterslut.yah well i can literally swim to canada from my town...so

Lord_ByronI met a chick through some friends, nothing happened.

matched on tinder a few weeks later, gonna go smoke with her in a bit.

Our mutual likes include NS and chads gap, reveal yourself pinkname.

DingoSeanI can see Putin from my house, dontcha kno.

NSwidowoh yeah man, you got the moves! Sending me creepy snap chats of you without a shirt on, in bed asking for cuddles. Take that pasty ass outta here, you got no game.

Danal.

louie.miragsthey need to answer you to be funny. If not you're just wasting time

joesdapoesOuch...

WampireEven if they answered it would still be dumb as shit

zzzskizzzIt was one snapchat on Friday night that I sent to about 20 other people. That's nothing, if you want to see me naked in my bed go on tinychat.