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Tinder Bitches

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zsween_
Posts: 19 - Karma: 639
Oh tinder. The respectable women that you find me.

Has anyone actually gotten anything other than a nude (feel free to share) from this wonderful app we call tinder?

As in met up with the kind lady and given her one?
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trill
Posts: 297 - Karma: 1,670
hippy.i will vouch for his tinder bitch she is actually pretty hot!! go trill


She was pretty hot, unfortunately we broke up yesterday. Back to working on my tinder game.
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,685
ndyeI am in a relationship with a girl I met on tinder, she has also sent me nudes and I like dat


lol thats jus me dressed as a girl
11 years ago
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bakedpow
Posts: 8770 - Karma: 10,468
bout to close on one tonight
11 years ago
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Lucky.
Posts: 318 - Karma: -641
tinder bitches are like a fine wine, they get better with age.
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3828 - Karma: 3,533
Granite_State


Only remotely decent one I have, the rest are more serious. Gonna start trolling more though, seems fun.


hahahah I always drop the "wanna get pizza and fuck line" but I'm too lazy to continue talking after that swear all the girls on there are dumb as a box of rocks
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,213
Picked up a tinder date the other night.

5 minutes in, she says:
"I told you I have a 4 year old kid right"




She's 21, and I still closed lol. milf.
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
zac.mcswineyHOLY SHIT! Man you are the god of tinder. This legend shall be shared amongst my friends.


He's no god of tinder, he basically just shit on tinder.
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
I will post some later, I almost wrote an article on here about Tinder, some of them are hilarious if you don't take them seriously.
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louie.mirags
Posts: 6015 - Karma: 5,027
dicksquadPicked up a tinder date the other night.

5 minutes in, she says:
"I told you I have a 4 year old kid right"




She's 21, and I still closed lol. milf.


atta boy!
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
My friend Katie wins at Tinder.


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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
This is quite possibly one of the best. The next day I ran into this kid at the bar, like I said, gonna be an awkward spring.
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errrka
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and last but not least
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timmi
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errrkaand last but not least


hahaha CHEEZE ITS
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
errrkaand last but not least

Finding Erika on tnder at WCS while drinking tequila leads to some funny shit
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
Walter.1337Finding Erika on tnder at WCS while drinking tequila leads to some funny shit


While sitting next to each other....

We're so weird.
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
Third tinder date in a week tonight. This shit is to ez. The girl last night was cute but dumb as a door knob and tried to choke me with her tongue.
11 years ago
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
When i clicked on this i thought it said tender bitches. Still pleased with thread
11 years ago
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lIllI
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 1,986
errrkaMy friend Katie wins at Tinder.




That guy types like a faggot.
11 years ago
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.Steezy-McGee.
Posts: 369 - Karma: 2,620
Chron_RabbitTrue story this kid who is living with me in PC met up with two girls from Salt Lake and he totally banged one of them and it was her first time having sex and now she's pregnant with his kid. Lol tinder bitches are disgusting(knowledge based off of this one experience)and they lie about being 18.


That's so fucked
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
YOOOOOOOOOOO, whoever you are, you better swipe right

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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421
Walter.1337YOOOOOOOOOOO, whoever you are, you better swipe right



this is an abuse of powers jamie!
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
i went on a tinder date once, the guy was a sack of potatoes though
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,667
marslandthis is an abuse of powers jamie!

I didn't say I'd ban her, quite the contrary, I'd let her ban someone if she hung out with me ;)
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plyswthsqrrls
Posts: 838 - Karma: 2,272
Walter.1337YOOOOOOOOOOO, whoever you are, you better swipe right



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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,904
butterslut.i went on a tinder date once, the guy was a sack of potatoes though




???
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KravtZ
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CliffyByro


???


washboard abs!
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trill
Posts: 297 - Karma: 1,670
Sometimes its too easy.

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louie.mirags
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trillSometimes its too easy.



haha that's a good one! The name Liberty though? lmfao
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,904
KravtZwashboard abs!


I HAVEN'T HAD A CARB SINCE 2004
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,304
trillSometimes its too easy.



lol. Well done, pulling hoes even when you arent.
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Toaster-Tony
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louie.miragshaha that's a good one! The name Liberty though? lmfao


I'd get down with a girl named George if she was hot and sane.
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trill
Posts: 297 - Karma: 1,670
louie.miragshaha that's a good one! The name Liberty though? lmfao


yea theres some really bad names that keep popping up on my tinder, liberty isn't as bad as some others
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deleted5
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_zdwexQVKE
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act.resist
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CliffyByro


???


figuratively, yes
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,213
in the room next to me you can find b-philly sexing up a tinder lady he found.
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snugs
Posts: 966 - Karma: 4,090
i can across this on tinder, had to screen shot it

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Byron_tha_gr8
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formaldehydei can across this on tinder, had to screen shot it



but you swiped right, right?
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ModMommy
Posts: 10877 - Karma: 58,291
I just found a dude wearing an OG newschoolers shirt and is holding a really nice camera.
NS, I may just hook up with yet another blue name. Wish me luck.
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gnarhucker
Posts: 28 - Karma: 269
immasI just found a dude wearing an OG newschoolers shirt and is holding a really nice camera.
NS, I may just hook up with yet another blue name. Wish me luck.


Are you the pinkname version of the bluenames who try to date every pinkname they can? If you are, can I be your next bluename?
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ModMommy
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gnarhuckerAre you the pinkname version of the bluenames who try to date every pinkname they can? If you are, can I be your next bluename?


Probably.
Too bad it was a purple name ;)
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APunx176
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CVRPVTMNCHRWhen i clicked on this i thought it said tender bitches. Still pleased with thread


I just fucking hurt my stomach from laughing at this
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Byron_tha_gr8
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immasProbably.
Too bad it was a purple name ;)


lol u dated a pinkname
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Byron_tha_gr8
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immasProbably.
Too bad it was a purple name ;)


also, /claim
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Bittner
Posts: 3675 - Karma: 1,573
Walter.1337YOOOOOOOOOOO, whoever you are, you better swipe right




HAhaha there I am. Shes now seen this.
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ck.mullen
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Walter.1337YOOOOOOOOOOO, whoever you are, you better swipe right



Hey, thats me! I'm flattered.
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ModMommy
Posts: 10877 - Karma: 58,291
Lord_Byronalso, /claim

Total claim.
11 years ago
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gnarhucker
Posts: 28 - Karma: 269
Lord_Byronlol u dated a pinkname



>mfw she really did
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,304
ck.mullenHey, thats me! I'm flattered.


did you swipe right?
11 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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