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zsween_
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Oh tinder. The respectable women that you find me.

Has anyone actually gotten anything other than a nude (feel free to share) from this wonderful app we call tinder?

As in met up with the kind lady and given her one?
Aug 5 2014 2:51AM
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Wampire
Posts: 1217 - Karma: 4,684
zac.mcswineyAs in met up with the kind lady and given her one?


ya ur m0m!!1!

fuck ya im on fire
Aug 5 2014 2:53AM
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zsween_
Posts: 19 - Karma: 639
Wampireya ur m0m!!1!

fuck ya im on fire


Should have seen that cuming, like your m0m 11!1!!!1!1!1
Aug 5 2014 2:54AM
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JahFeels
Posts: 779 - Karma: 587
Yeah the other night a girl said she just wanted some dick to end her night
Aug 5 2014 3:14AM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
True story this kid who is living with me in PC met up with two girls from Salt Lake and he totally banged one of them and it was her first time having sex and now she's pregnant with his kid. Lol tinder bitches are disgusting(knowledge based off of this one experience)and they lie about being 18.
Aug 5 2014 3:17AM
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trill
Posts: 297 - Karma: 1,670
I use to be on tinder until i stopped about 5 months ago, Stopped using the app because I ended up dating one of the girls I met from it and it got pretty serious. Still with her now. Also had one one-night stand from tinder, could have probably made more happen if i had put more effort in.
Aug 5 2014 6:31AM
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zsween_
Posts: 19 - Karma: 639
trillI use to be on tinder until i stopped about 5 months ago, Stopped using the app because I ended up dating one of the girls I met from it and it got pretty serious. Still with her now. Also had one one-night stand from tinder, could have probably made more happen if i had put more effort in.


HOLY SHIT! Man you are the god of tinder. This legend shall be shared amongst my friends.
Aug 5 2014 7:21AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
I know someone who meet up with a girl from tinder atleast once a week
Aug 5 2014 8:04AM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
If you want nudes, add "sedgyfergo" on snapchat
Aug 5 2014 8:57AM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
p.hawksIf you want nudes, add "sedgyfergo" on snapchat


She's really hot, but the fact that she takes her clothes off for a living makes me less interested.
Aug 5 2014 9:05AM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
I banged a girl from tinder once who was mega clingy. Basically left work at 3 during a slow period...went to her house uptown like 30 blocks for about 3 hours. Actually a great bang. Then went back to work to high fives. Can get a nude anytime I want from her. But she is kidna crazy
Aug 5 2014 9:51AM
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CashmereCat
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My highschool baseball team had a tournament about 3 hours away and one of the kids met someone on tinder. Long story short she ends up sneaking into our hotel room at about midnight and they banged. That kid is a legend in our baseball program now.
Aug 5 2014 10:00AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
I prefer grinder
Aug 5 2014 10:13AM
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californiagrown
Posts: 9794 - Karma: 2,014
I don't know how it is in other areas but tinder is pretty much the go-to dating, or meet up site out here in SF. you can get a date every day of the week if you want. Some of the girls are looking for a easy hookup, but most are looking for someone to date- either seriously or not. Either way the correct term is Tinder-Slut.
Aug 5 2014 10:34AM
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lIllI
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http://tinderlovin.tumblr.com
Aug 5 2014 11:05AM
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lIllI
Posts: 1255 - Karma: 1,986
Aug 5 2014 11:07AM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
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Aug 5 2014 2:22PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
I have the most matches on this site, and I have met with more women than I can count. Out of all my experiences I was only catfished once, but there are some real quality girls on there. I've met up with a couple College gymnasts, cheerleaders and quite a few Ivy League school girls go on there as well, which was not something I was expecting, and of course the hot one timer sorority girl. Out of all the dates I have been on, about 80 percent of the girls are batshit insane, but there are some girls I'm still seeing regularly and we did meet over tinder.
Aug 5 2014 2:35PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Some girl just gave me her phone number on tinder while she was drunk, I called and went over and got drunk with her. I didn't bang that night because that would have been pretty slimy, but my initial time investment is paying the dividends of regular booty now.
Aug 5 2014 2:44PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
DENIM_CHICKEN


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lost it, is that your screenshot?
Aug 5 2014 2:59PM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
.frenchyhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah lost it, is that your screenshot?


Yupp haha
Aug 5 2014 3:11PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147

some older ones fucking with mormons. my skills where unmatched before i deleted the app last week
Aug 5 2014 4:20PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
my brother calls me once or twice a week to describe his latest tinder conquest. they are always quite entertaining stories.
Aug 5 2014 4:32PM
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Cheeko
Posts: 505 - Karma: 881
I met my girlfriend on tinder, still with her now, its been 4 months. Pretty sick.
Aug 5 2014 5:07PM
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zsween_
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DENIM_CHICKEN


Fuckn brilliant hahahah
Aug 5 2014 5:26PM
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bakedpow
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yah iv closed on tinder. you either have to be a complete dunce with girls or ugly as fuuuckkk to not be able to. all girls on there are either looking for an ego boost or a dick soooo
Aug 5 2014 5:41PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I went to Indonesia with a guy I met on Tinder.

Our relationship is as follows ---

He invites me out to a bar with his group of friends. I convince my friend to join me.

Said friends are now my friends too.

We get super drunk and play cards against humanity till 5 am.

2 days later he invites me to go to the hot springs with same friends.

I go.

We get dinner. We drink more. It was fun.

He leaves for indonesia for 6 weeks. He messages me on facebook and says I should come.

I joke that if he invites me too many times that I'll show up.

He keeps inviting me. I show up.

He's now in Argentina for 4 months.

I'm joining in 3 weeks.


It's been an interesting relationship.
Aug 5 2014 6:17PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
^ so thats what it looks like from the stalkers pov....
Aug 5 2014 6:21PM
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lIllI
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Bakerpowyah iv closed on tinder. you either have to be a complete dunce with girls or ugly as fuuuckkk to not be able to. all girls on there are either looking for an ego boost or a dick soooo


In Utah it's primarily Mormon girls using it as a vessel for flirtation from the safety of their concentric suburbs. They are vehemently opposed to premarital sex while I am violently opposed to presexual marriage.
Aug 5 2014 6:36PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 7,709
I've been hooking up with a girl I met from tinder for the past couple months, somewhat frequently. I had her over last week on like a Tuesday looking to have a casual night by staying in and drinking a box of wine with her. This girl ended up getting wasted and turned into some sort of crazy lady. She's all drunk and crying and shit, so I kicked her out of my house and like fifteen minutes later I hear yelling and police sirens. I check outside this girls all bloody and about to fight my neighbor that lives beneath me. I'm not even sure if she got arrested I just passed the fuck out

Needless to say my neighbor hates me and that bitch just cost me a couple hundred bucks atleast. I'm pretty sure the App will be permanently deleted from my phone
Aug 5 2014 8:03PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I meet up quite often. I do things a little differently tho. I like to dress nice, get to lunch a bit early, and make up a fucking awesome backstory. Pretty much the entire date is a one giant lie that I tell for about an hour.

Idk why I find this so fun, but I just ramble on about imaginary impressive shit I'm doing and so far I haven't had anyone suspect anything. Last week I told a girl I was working as a journalist and just got off of a submarine.

Anyways, I always wrap things up with the cliché "Wow! This was fun, maybe we should do this again." before we go our separate ways.

Does this make me a dick?
Aug 5 2014 8:26PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
DiabeetoI meet up quite often. I do things a little differently tho. I like to dress nice, get to lunch a bit early, and make up a fucking awesome backstory. Pretty much the entire date is a one giant lie that I tell for about an hour.

Idk why I find this so fun, but I just ramble on about imaginary impressive shit I'm doing and so far I haven't had anyone suspect anything. Last week I told a girl I was working as a journalist and just got off of a submarine.

Anyways, I always wrap things up with the cliché "Wow! This was fun, maybe we should do this again." before we go our separate ways.

Does this make me a dick?


Tony = Barney Stinson
Aug 5 2014 8:28PM
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Toaster-Tony
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The referenced post has been removed.


Not lying, just good clean fun. I figured for all the times a good looking woman hadn't called me back, this evens the score haha
Aug 5 2014 8:48PM
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Iliveinutah
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 5,147
DiabeetoI meet up quite often. I do things a little differently tho. I like to dress nice, get to lunch a bit early, and make up a fucking awesome backstory. Pretty much the entire date is a one giant lie that I tell for about an hour.

Idk why I find this so fun, but I just ramble on about imaginary impressive shit I'm doing and so far I haven't had anyone suspect anything. Last week I told a girl I was working as a journalist and just got off of a submarine.

Anyways, I always wrap things up with the cliché "Wow! This was fun, maybe we should do this again." before we go our separate ways.

Does this make me a dick?


iv done this sooooo much win, you can just be anyone you want haha
Aug 5 2014 9:20PM
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spaceghostpurp
Posts: 249 - Karma: 835
trillI use to be on tinder until i stopped about 5 months ago, Stopped using the app because I ended up dating one of the girls I met from it and it got pretty serious. Still with her now. Also had one one-night stand from tinder, could have probably made more happen if i had put more effort in.


ok but then theres that awkward silence when someone asks how you met and your just like "oohhh i uh saw her.... at the uhhh.. local coffee shop."
Aug 5 2014 9:47PM
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zsween_
Posts: 19 - Karma: 639
DiabeetoI meet up quite often. I do things a little differently tho. I like to dress nice, get to lunch a bit early, and make up a fucking awesome backstory. Pretty much the entire date is a one giant lie that I tell for about an hour.

Idk why I find this so fun, but I just ramble on about imaginary impressive shit I'm doing and so far I haven't had anyone suspect anything. Last week I told a girl I was working as a journalist and just got off of a submarine.

Anyways, I always wrap things up with the cliché "Wow! This was fun, maybe we should do this again." before we go our separate ways.

Does this make me a dick?


This guys the new stifler
Aug 5 2014 10:42PM
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Childstar.
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 2,212
I've delt with a few crazies on tinder, but its all good fun.
Aug 7 2014 1:27AM
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DENIM_CHICKEN
Posts: 526 - Karma: 2,558
DENIM_CHICKEN


Should I send her the link to this thread?
Aug 7 2014 8:55AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
I am in a relationship with a girl I met on tinder, she has also sent me nudes and I like dat
Aug 7 2014 9:46AM
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DasGoatenshafter
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ndyeI am in a relationship with a girl I met on tinder, she has also sent me nudes and I like dat


Pics or it didn't happen.
Aug 7 2014 12:50PM
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TheBigApple
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californiagrownI don't know how it is in other areas but tinder is pretty much the go-to dating, or meet up site out here in SF. you can get a date every day of the week if you want. Some of the girls are looking for a easy hookup, but most are looking for someone to date- either seriously or not. Either way the correct term is Tinder-Slut.


Enough with the "slut shaming" seriously!!! Nothing wrong with liking sex. We are all "sluts".
Aug 7 2014 1:25PM
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TheBigApple
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Oh and I have three dates lined up for this week... It's to easy.
Aug 7 2014 1:29PM
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Wampire
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Ya i fuck girls. my frats TITe
Aug 7 2014 2:52PM
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Wampire
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TheBigAppleEnough with the "slut shaming" seriously!!! Nothing wrong with liking sex. We are all "sluts".


TheBigAppleOh and I have three dates lined up for this week... It's to easy.


dang dood! y are u such a slut!
Aug 7 2014 3:16PM
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californiagrown
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TheBigAppleEnough with the "slut shaming" seriously!!! Nothing wrong with liking sex. We are all "sluts".


Bitch is gender specific, slut is not. Your own sexism is at work on this one, friend. Good luck with your social evangelism, everybody loves to be around those people...
Aug 7 2014 3:29PM
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zsween_
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Bump
Aug 9 2014 3:42AM
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hippy.
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trillI use to be on tinder until i stopped about 5 months ago, Stopped using the app because I ended up dating one of the girls I met from it and it got pretty serious. Still with her now. Also had one one-night stand from tinder, could have probably made more happen if i had put more effort in.

i will vouch for his tinder bitch she is actually pretty hot!! go trill
Aug 9 2014 11:10AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Only remotely decent one I have, the rest are more serious. Gonna start trolling more though, seems fun.
Aug 9 2014 12:52PM
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TheButterHashira
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Granite_State


Only remotely decent one I have, the rest are more serious. Gonna start trolling more though, seems fun.


Bitch is self conscious.
Aug 9 2014 2:17PM
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