Police: Toddler smashes Jeep into house, dashes home to watch cartoons

proZachsee the comments, second set down is hilarious

"It's time to ban jeeps. I mean jeeps in responsible hands is one thing, but to many jeeps are getting into the hands of toddlers. Perhaps not an outright ban, but perhaps some form of keep contol is in order!"

Hahahaha, bravo.

proZachhttp://www.cnn.com/2014/07/28/us/oregon-toddler-jeep-crash/index.html?hpt=hp_t2


(CNN) -- A diaper-clad toddler crashed a Jeep Wrangler into a neighbor's house in Oregon -- then scampered home, sat on the couch and watched cartoons, authorities said.



how the fuck does a 3yr old get the keys to a jeep?

see the comments, second set down is hilarious

That's pretty funny.
Easy, The owner prob left the jeep unlocked. I don't think the kid started it up. It looks as if he knocked it out of gear and it rolled into the house. Pretty funny that he is 3 years old, hopped out, and ran home to watch cartoons.

Sounds like something I would have done as a little kid.

Damn kids, definitely tried that when I was younger but fortunately never got away with it

Odd how an article on that turns into a political argument in the comment section, fucking libertarians

A toddler? He definitely just went into the car and knocked the gear out of place or lifted the e brake or something.

That being said, when I was in late elementary school / early middle school I used to take my dads car (at the time it was a lexus gs 350 with RWD) and recklessly drive it around my neighborhood. Until my neighbor saw and I got in so much trouble. I used to mark the driveway with little spots of chalk and park it so close to where it initially was.

KravtZThat being said, when I was in late elementary school / early middle school I used to take my dads car (at the time it was a lexus gs 350 with RWD) and recklessly drive it around my neighborhood. Until my neighbor saw and I got in so much trouble. I used to mark the driveway with little spots of chalk and park it so close to where it initially was.

hahahahaha when I was like 8 I had a Barbie Jeep and I drove it 40 minutes away from my house before my brother noticed I was missing. I remember the battery dying and just kind of chilling on the sidewalk when a cop pulled up. I thought I was getting arrested so I freaked out and ran away and tried to hide. The cop found me and told me he was just gonna take me home and I went with him and he was super surprised when I told him where I lived. I guess cops don't have to take 8 year olds home like that very often haha. When I read the title of the thread I thought it meant one of those toy jeeps, not a real jeep...

That's pretty bad but I believe it. One time I asked my friend to get something out of the center console of my wrangler. I think I had put it in 2nd, and when she opened the console she must have taken in out of gear and it rolled down my driveway, across the street, and into the grass. So those kinds of things happen especially when people don't know the concept of owning/parking a manual tranny.