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Goats and skiers have more in common than you might think

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~Gotama~
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By far the steeziest of the farm animals, goats seem to be as comfortable throwing down and going big as some of the best pros.

wallride - 180 redirect


Wallride nose tap - transition


bomb dropping a pillow line


cork straight air? or just a huge shifty?



The similarities are endless.
Jul 25 2014 11:25PM
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skier58284
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This thread is glorious.

Jul 26 2014 12:04AM
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Jahaws
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literally can't stop watching the pillow line gif...bravo on this thread sir
Jul 26 2014 12:08AM
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brend
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That goat must really like butter.
Jul 26 2014 12:09AM
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lurking
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Goats share similar expressions with skiing.

My face when I see Karl doing something crazy

Jul 26 2014 12:10AM
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.FRY.
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I just laughed my ass off. I love you OP.
Jul 26 2014 12:15AM
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Mingg
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Inb4 tanner's rage face gets photoshopped onto a goat.

Seriously, someone please do this.
Jul 26 2014 12:21AM
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Half-Blood
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Logged in just to up vote. Bravo op bravo.
Jul 26 2014 12:57AM
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yangumane
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at least goats don't make repost threads
Jul 26 2014 1:13AM
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nick.schenk.98
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Best thread ever!
Jul 26 2014 2:03AM
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skier58284
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+k to OP
Jul 26 2014 2:10AM
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SnowshoeThompson
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goats rule

relevant:
http://youtu.be/X6tKZ-cg4RI
Jul 26 2014 2:12AM
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theabortionator
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There used to be some goat steez threads on here. Too lazy to look but they're out there with good content.
Jul 26 2014 2:20AM
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skier58284
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Everyone upvote every post ITT to make this the most upvoted thread on NS.
Jul 26 2014 2:22AM
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S.J.W
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Goats have the rail skills of Wesson, Fostvedt and Krepala.

Jul 26 2014 3:00AM
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S.J.W
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MinggInb4 tanner's rage face gets photoshopped onto a goat.

Seriously, someone please do this.




Tanner is already a goat.
Jul 26 2014 4:17AM
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S.Ki
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seems like they really enjoy sliding



irrelevant goatgif
Jul 26 2014 5:12AM
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LOLZfajitas
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op works for UPS, thanks for the delivery
Jul 26 2014 5:34AM
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toastyteenagers
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CAN SOMEONE WHO OWNS A BACKYARD SET UP AND A GOAT PLEASE MAKE A EDIT?
Jul 26 2014 6:23AM
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CubanLinx
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Damn those wallrides are on point with a steezy rideaway too.
Jul 26 2014 8:46AM
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Mr.Bishop
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Goat steeze is the new gorilla steeze.
Jul 26 2014 8:47AM
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steezycheese1
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that's why we use their semen
Jul 26 2014 11:19AM
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yangumane
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https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/756658/Goat-stall-to-360-butter-
Jul 26 2014 11:43AM
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caderobinson
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Lost on the cork straight air
Jul 26 2014 12:47PM
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Mingg
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MinggInb4 tanner's rage face gets photoshopped onto a goat.

Seriously, someone please do this.



Jul 26 2014 12:59PM
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elm.
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yangumanehttps://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/756658/Goat-stall-to-360-butter-


this thread has many more goat .gifs
Jul 26 2014 1:17PM
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Truetape
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yangumanehttps://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/756658/Goat-stall-to-360-butter-


Came here to post this as this is one of the best threads I have ever witnessed.
Jul 26 2014 1:49PM
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cwillygood
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just scoping some lines

Jul 26 2014 2:26PM
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pelle_munch
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Rock stall- 360


Metal roof ride- Air off


Getting that fresh pow


Preseason tramp training
Jul 26 2014 2:26PM
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Ribss.
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This shit is priceless dude hahaha.



Goat tap



Huge nose butter
Jul 26 2014 4:42PM
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-emile-
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tomahawking after a big crash in the backcountry
Jul 26 2014 4:51PM
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Davy.Crockett
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every gif/caption in this thread is straight stolen from the other thread.. sweet thread you karma whores
Jul 26 2014 5:15PM
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Jacuse
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Always smart to get your tricks locked down on an airbag before taking it to snow

Jul 26 2014 5:28PM
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saskskier
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Long live Chompy!

Jul 26 2014 8:43PM
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ben4416
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This is the greatest thing i have ever seen
Jul 26 2014 9:55PM
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loomis
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Ribss.This shit is priceless dude hahaha.



Goat tap



Huge nose butter



Makin it look easy
Jul 26 2014 10:08PM
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ChillTeenDad420
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https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/720824.0/goat

fortunately we skiers can now imagine the steez of being a goat with the new groundbreaking game - Goat Simulator. made this instavideo lol game is a blast
Jul 27 2014 12:12AM
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balzach
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this may be the greatest thread ever
Jul 27 2014 1:59AM
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Turkelton
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baa baa goaty luv,
have you any steeze?
yessir,yessir,
I've got 3 pairs of skis

One pair of pow skis,
One for the park,
And one for the urban
We do after dark

baa baa goaty m8
have you any tricks?
yessir, yessir
I've been in some ski flicks

One 1080 for the ender
a couple park shots
and some tree taps
to stay at the top

where's Derek? man fuck Derek, he said he'd be here
Jul 27 2014 7:10AM
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Mrworm10
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ChubbyBoyGoats have the rail skills of Wesson, Fostvedt and Krepala.



Checkout the headbang of the brown one after he gets on.
Jul 27 2014 9:25AM
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spliff.Life
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Thread for this gloriousness
Jul 27 2014 3:24PM
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op14
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ChillTeenDad420https://www.newschoolers.com/watch/720824.0/goat

fortunately we skiers can now imagine the steez of being a goat with the new groundbreaking game - Goat Simulator. made this instavideo lol game is a blast

SFB showed me the trailer a couple months ago. Shit is priceless.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/704141/Goat-Simulator-Official-Launch-Trailer
Jul 27 2014 4:56PM
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milk_man
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This is amazing
Jul 28 2014 3:18PM
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KravtZ
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This is absolutely hilarious
Jul 28 2014 3:52PM
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skodeo7
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Ribss.This shit is priceless dude hahaha.



Someone embed Cab 720 little girl head tap now
Jul 29 2014 5:12PM
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Shredability
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Yessssss
Jul 30 2014 11:06PM
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The-RZA-Of-Ski
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Huge nose butter[/QUOTE]

laugh so bad on the nosebutter
Jul 31 2014 2:37AM
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Breaking_Rad
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Goat cheese
Jul 31 2014 3:55AM
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PDoyle
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Quarterpipe stall

Aug 3 2014 11:33AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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FUCK THIS GIANT REPOST AND ALL OF YOU THAT ARE PRETENDING ITS EVEN SLIGHTLY ORIGINAL
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