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JordanButtfart
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So, everyone always talks about buying an island/town/ mountain etc. and turning it into NS heaven.

Well, I found the place. A small town in Wyoming is on the market for 1.5 million dollars. I think if we all threw in a few bucks, we could make it ours. There are 15 residents, so it won't be hard to get rid of them.

When we buy it I'm the new dictator.

Article: For sale: Wyoming town for $1.5 million - CNNMoney
http://money.cnn.com/2014/07/24/real_estate/town-for-sale/index.html
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11 years ago
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.FRY.
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just call my saddam hussein
11 years ago
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op14
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Why the fuck should you be the dictator? I say we have a vote.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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mmccarthy14Why the fuck should you be the dictator? I say we have a vote.


it should be yoski
11 years ago
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GrahamGould
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I think we should bring back skiierman for our dictator
11 years ago
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CubanLinx
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I don't know about everyone else but I'm not sure I want a dictator with their last name being Buttfart.
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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Why is no one else about boofing K? Come on kids, live a little.
11 years ago
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JordanButtfart
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mmccarthy14Why the fuck should you be the dictator? I say we have a vote.


You must not know how dictatorships work....
11 years ago
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basedjase
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JordanButtfartYou must not know how dictatorships work....


HAHAHAHA
11 years ago
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JAHpow
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I think there are around 10,000 active members (I could be wrong). We would only have to pay $150 each to buy it.
11 years ago
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Brule.
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SFB 4 DICTATOR...if we have one.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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Brule.SFB 4 DICTATOR...if we have one.


nah...I say HP123. then every single one of us could get lucky with his mom.
11 years ago
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frickindarn
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.FRY.nah...I say HP123. then every single one of us could get lucky with his mom.


This. Also I could do 150 for our own town
11 years ago
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lurking
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I'll pay 300 if and only if it means that I can live as far away from yoski in this town
11 years ago
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frickindarn
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loganschnurI'll pay 300 if and only if it means that I can live as far away from yoski in this town


YOSKI FOR MAYOR!
11 years ago
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Sno.
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I just drove by there two weeks ago. Took a road trip to SD.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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snobunnyI just drove by there two weeks ago. Took a road trip to SD.


what's the town like?
11 years ago
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CaptainObvious.
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JAHpowI think there are around 10,000 active members (I could be wrong). We would only have to pay $150 each to buy it.


By this logic, all the trolls with endless aliases will have to pay fat cash for their tom foolery
11 years ago
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Bateman
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lols. silly ns. theres no harvard in our town. yoski would be nowhere near us.
11 years ago
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Sno.
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.FRY.what's the town like?


didn't pay attention to that one specifically. There are so many tiny towns. They all had absorurtry nothin.

but I'm down with OP, lets make a barter-trade, self-sustainable town of nsers.
11 years ago
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Sno.
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.BlinkyThis. Also I could do 150 for our own town


I'm in for 300
11 years ago
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deleted5
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TheSeaCaptainBy this logic, all the trolls with endless aliases will have to pay fat cash for their tom foolery


You have to pay to troll toll!
11 years ago
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Dolan.Escobar
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I call second in command. Will go by the alias j goebbles
11 years ago
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Dolan.Escobar
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To add, for some reason, even tho i know ns town or ns island will never happen, i cant help but get the tiniest bit excited when this thread pops up
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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Dolan.EscobarTo add, for some reason, even tho i know ns town or ns island will never happen, i cant help but get the tiniest bit excited when this thread pops up


even if we did get a town, barely any of us would move there.
11 years ago
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erikK
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well the name's fucking aladdin and there's already a bar so i'd be in for $300. the way to do this would be a private indiegogo or something... nothing to lose. also i'm sure there's a few rich little shits on this site that could pitch a bunch. yoskis mom for town whore/fuckpiece/butttopeein?
11 years ago
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erikK
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just looked it up... it's in the extreme northeast corner. devastated
11 years ago
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profa_212
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snobunnyI just drove by there two weeks ago. Took a road trip to SD.


Where did ya go? Hills or prairie?

And also drove through the other week!
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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wouldn't it make the most sense though to buy a village super close to a mountain
11 years ago
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profa_212
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.FRY.wouldn't it make the most sense though to buy a village super close to a mountain


Nope. We are all going to live in bum fuck nowhere.
11 years ago
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Sno.
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Profahoben_212Where did ya go? Hills or prairie?

And also drove through the other week!


Both, it was a road trip from Seattle to Pierre, SD for a family reunion. So once we got to SD we stayed in the blackhills (deadwood) after going through some cool places, spearfish & Sturgis, and then stayed in Rapid City where my uncles live...then went on to Pierre--taking the badlands scenic route and stopping by walldrug but bypassing mt. Rushmore and crazy horse, cause I've seen em a million times.
11 years ago
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profa_212
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snobunnyBoth, it was a road trip from Seattle to Pierre, SD for a family reunion. So once we got to SD we stayed in the blackhills (deadwood) after going through some cool places, spearfish & Sturgis, and then stayed in Rapid City where my uncles live...then went on to Pierre--taking the badlands scenic route and stopping by walldrug but bypassing mt. Rushmore and crazy horse, cause I've seen em a million times.


Who Is your uncle? I live in rapid! And sounds like a good time
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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Honestly it would end up being super lame. Would rather pool in on a house with a lot of land somewhere cheap and build a skatepark and a small double rail line or something.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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theabortionatorHonestly it would end up being super lame. Would rather pool in on a house with a lot of land somewhere cheap and build a skatepark and a small double rail line or something.


the only think lame would be that the population would be 90% guys
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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A town would be difficult. Idk, a massive cabin would be way cooler.
11 years ago
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spliff.Life
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if we get 300,000 members to pay $5.00 we can do it or 150,000 and $10, Im down to throw in $20
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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.FRY.the only think lame would be that the population would be 90% guys


Trust me, that is not the only lame think. Most of your thinks are pretty lame.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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Ribss.Trust me, that is not the only lame think. Most of your thinks are pretty lame.


wrong. I have the most thinks which makes my thinks the best thinks.
11 years ago
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SFB
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do you know how many dildos you could buy with that kind of money?
11 years ago
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notspoicey
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http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/277-Draw-Dr-Aspen-CO-81611/13996032_zpid/

NS cabin
11 years ago
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Ribss.
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SFBdo you know how many dildos you could buy with that kind of money?


Enough to shove down your throat to finally make you choke to death.
11 years ago
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SFB
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Ribss.Enough to shove down your throat to finally make you choke to death.

lol no way dude more like enough to fill up a swimming pool, and go swimming in dildos.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
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SFBlol no way dude more like enough to fill up a swimming pool, and go swimming in dildos.


I dream of the day when I can swim in dildos
11 years ago
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ZachAndCheese
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We could like create rope tows that bring you all over the town and just ski everywhere in the winter. It would be like ski bum paradise.
11 years ago
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Mr.Sloth
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If NS bought a cabin....


Shit would get real
11 years ago
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erikK
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ZachAndCheeseWe could like create rope tows that bring you all over the town and just ski everywhere in the winter. It would be like ski bum paradise.


Or we could drive because most of us aren't fucking 15
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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.FRY.the only think lame would be that the population would be 90% guys


On second thought maybe OP is on to something
11 years ago
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congrossman.
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op is defiantly on to something
11 years ago
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ZachAndCheese
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erikKOr we could drive because most of us aren't fucking 15


I'm actually 11 you faggit a$$ munch. Just check my street cred.
11 years ago
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YourMomsCouch
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.FRY.the only think lame would be that the population would be 90% guys


Not so lame for pink names
11 years ago
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erikK
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YourMomsCouchNot so lame for pink names


11 years ago
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