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Dare/prank ideas to play on freshers.

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straightlining
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My residential college is having our traditional night of mid-year debauchery and drunkenness tonight. The guys and girls are split up and have separate bar crawls.

Now I'm a senior resident of the college, and thus I have the authority to make the First and Second years do truly hideous things.

So I want the fucked-up souls who seem to populate NS to give me their ideas for things we can make the first years do.
Jul 23 2014 11:22PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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in b4 pee in their butts.
Jul 23 2014 11:24PM
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.FRY.
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human centipede
Jul 23 2014 11:25PM
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.Hugo.
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Have the dudes suck your dick. That'd be so gay of them
Jul 23 2014 11:25PM
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soulskier
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^exactly what I came here to say
Jul 23 2014 11:27PM
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frickindarn
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Murder.
Jul 23 2014 11:32PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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My issues with this post:

1. What the fuck is a residential college?
2. It's the middle of summer. Stop talking about school.
3. "Freshers"
4. "First and second years" - It's a step up from "freshers" but c'mon
5. Stop calling people "souls." You're not cool. You're not unique. You just suck.
6. "The guys and girls are split up" - The fact that you went out of your way to bring this up even though it's completely irrelevant to the rest of the post tells me this is a point of pride for you. You should make the freshman take viagra and mud-wrestle eachother; that's clearly what you want.

In conclusion, I hate you.
Jul 23 2014 11:40PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
ScaredwhiteboyMy issues with this post:

1. What the fuck is a residential college?
2. It's the middle of summer. Stop talking about school.
3. "Freshers"
4. "First and second years" - It's a step up from "freshers" but c'mon
5. Stop calling people "souls." You're not cool. You're not unique. You just suck.
6. "The guys and girls are split up" - The fact that you went out of your way to bring this up even though it's completely irrelevant to the rest of the post tells me this is a point of pride for you. You should make the freshman take viagra and mud-wrestle eachother; that's clearly what you want.

In conclusion, I hate you.


/wrest
Jul 23 2014 11:49PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,176
JAHpow/wrest


/wrekt

Oh autocorrect
Jul 23 2014 11:51PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,372
JAHpow/wrekt

Oh autocorrect


Self wrekt. That's hot.
Jul 23 2014 11:55PM
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straightlining
Posts: 238 - Karma: 139
ScaredwhiteboyMy issues with this post:

1. What the fuck is a residential college?
2. It's the middle of summer. Stop talking about school.
3. "Freshers"
4. "First and second years" - It's a step up from "freshers" but c'mon
5. Stop calling people "souls." You're not cool. You're not unique. You just suck.
6. "The guys and girls are split up" - The fact that you went out of your way to bring this up even though it's completely irrelevant to the rest of the post tells me this is a point of pride for you. You should make the freshman take viagra and mud-wrestle eachother; that's clearly what you want.

In conclusion, I hate you.


1. It's pretty much a dorm.
2. Not where I live, right in the middle of winter
3. deal with it.
4. See Above.
5. I respect your opinion, but whatever
6. The event's called Bucks and Hens, we all reconvene at the end of the night, and then... y'know.
It's kinda like stretching an elastic band, you let it go and it snaps back together.
Jul 24 2014 12:05AM
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theBearJew
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straightlining5. I respect your opinion, but whatever


Jul 24 2014 12:15AM
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GayWolf420
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the amount of douchechills i got from reading the word "freshers" could freeze hell over.
Jul 24 2014 12:26AM
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