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Lé.Skiing
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Someguy just came to my door and knocked and i answerd, and he was soo fucking hammed he coulf barely stand, he almost fell on my mail box but smoked his head on the outside wall instead... He Asked 'Hey you think you could give me a ride back into town?'and went on explaining where he lived, but i was thinking in my head **Ooooh You Touched MY Tra La La, Mmmmmm my ding ding dong**(cause i had just watched the music video of Gunther the ding dong song) and he had finished, and i was still playing the song in my head then he said 'so can you help me out?' I Said 'Ummm No, everyone that lives here is asleep and I'm up all alone and I cant Drive'(which is a complete lie)and then he asked 'Where Am I??' I said 'Your In Thornhill' He Said What Part Of Thornhill?' I said 'The Bench', And he was like 'I know where I am' By Know I'm Thinkin What a Retard I Should make him walk all the way back to town (live like 5 mins away... Driving) By This Time He Taight Out Loud And Said 'FUCK!!'... i was laughing to my self at this point... becasue in ture honesty i really couldent drive, because my parents had taken the keys, to the vehicles... and this guy is stranded in thornhill and so i thaught to myself the least i could do is direct him in the way to get back to town, so i did... but as i thaught i probibly could have directed him in the way of the complete opposit direction, but he was drunk and if he passed out in a ditch he would probibly drown... but me being the guy i am decided i'm not gonna be a dick, so i guided him into town the correct way, being that the guy knows where i live... now. but anyways... that is my funny story and i just find it kinda funny htat the guy has to walk allthe way to the middle of town when it takes quite a while driving. but the rain should keep him awake and aware




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Dec 19 2004 2:48AM
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Lé.Skiing
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oh, i showed this to one of my friends and i didnt guide him into town as in walked him to town.. i just told him the way he should go.




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Dec 19 2004 3:06AM
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SchweitzerSki
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hahaha i doubt he'll remember where you live or even remember he went to your house so you could have led him astray and he would have never known why
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Dec 19 2004 3:32AM
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Apple
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that story was so hard to read outloud to my fiends... and because of that i think it lost alot of the humour.
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Dec 19 2004 10:37AM
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InfernoHits
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thats was pretty entertaining, sucks for the guy though
Dec 19 2004 11:43AM
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Lé.Skiing
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i thaught this was a funny story... i should have probibly led him in the opposite direction, but i couldent live with myself if he passed out in a ditch and drowned.. it would be my fault... and if you were the guy would you want some one to lead you in the opposit direction... i was just being a nice guy... i mean he didnt have a rain coat or nothign, and it was pissing out side... it was raining really bad, like i'm talking monsoon season.




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Dec 19 2004 6:17PM
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Anathema
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I was too lazy to read it, so I'm assuming it was funny. Hahahaha
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Dec 19 2004 7:13PM
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Lé.Skiing
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haha... well i'll sum it up for the lazy people:
Welll this drunk underage kid came to my house and wanted a ride to town and i was being a complete ass, by not really paying attention to what he was saying and i couldent giver him a ride and I gave him the right directions... but i could have guided him on the wrong path... and it was pissin down rain and it was also freezing out aswell... sooo that sum's it up but i reccomend that you read the full thing cause it has better jokes.




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Dec 19 2004 9:12PM
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rhcp
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you would have been the worlds biggest asshole if you pointed him in the wrong direction
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Dec 19 2004 9:32PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i know thats what i was thinking... thats why i atleasy told him the right way to go.. i tryed to help him out as much as i could.... it was funny tho i told this to one of my firend that also happen to be a girl and they wre liek is this a true story.. and i was like 'yah', she said 'holy shit, i would have freaked out and closed my doors and locked them if some one came to my door and asked me to give them a ride home', i just laughed at her and said 'really, i could see he was in dire need, but i wasnt freaked out.. i did have a big peice of solid cast iron by my door'.




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Dec 19 2004 10:04PM
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Lé.Skiing
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any one else have anythign happen to them that is like the same thing?
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Dec 20 2004 10:13PM
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davidh
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ohh you touched my tra la la
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Dec 21 2004 2:37AM
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skierdudeguy
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ohh my ding ding dong



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Dec 21 2004 2:44AM
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Lé.Skiing
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Wow, i just found out yesterday that the guy might not have made it home, cause the bushes in which i pointed him to go throught to get back to town, there was a dead guy found... i kinda feel shitty.
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Dec 22 2004 8:59PM
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LeBlanc
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AHAHAHA^



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Dec 22 2004 4:01PM
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proZach
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next time, type using real words.
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Dec 22 2004 4:02PM
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skierdudeguy
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oh man. well, thats not your fault.



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

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Dec 22 2004 4:03PM
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LeBlanc
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what the fuck, I posted and it ended up 2 places up from where the last post was posted
WTF



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Dec 22 2004 4:04PM
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LeBlanc
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WHAT THE HELLL
it happened again!



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Dec 22 2004 4:05PM
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LeBlanc
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and again! this is freaking me out! im supposed to have 4 posts under the guy below me and its above



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Dec 22 2004 4:05PM
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Joe.
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well, just think how much shittier youd feel if you had pointed him in the wrong direction.....just knwo that you didnt do anythign wrong



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Dec 22 2004 4:06PM
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LeBlanc
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see you too dynstrTM



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Dec 22 2004 4:07PM
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Lé.Skiing
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thats odd??? maby this thread is haunted
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Dec 22 2004 4:08PM
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LeBlanc
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hmmm maybe!
boo!
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Dec 22 2004 4:09PM
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Lé.Skiing
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AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!(gets up from computer and runs around for 3 mins) sorry, you caught me off guard.
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Dec 22 2004 4:12PM
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HandiBoard
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so thats sorta like murder right? Your gonna go to jail. don't drop the soap
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Dec 22 2004 4:12PM
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HandiBoard
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ya this thread is definatly fucked up, my post about him going to jail really should have belonged under the post he made about the dead guy in the bushes
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Dec 22 2004 4:14PM
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Lé.Skiing
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nothign like murder, i never did anythign , cause its not murder, i never pulled a weapon on the guy, never did anything, but i can help but feel responsible in some way.
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Dec 22 2004 4:14PM
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HandiBoard
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along with that one^
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Dec 22 2004 4:14PM
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Insomniac
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Maybe the guy who came to your door killed the guy they found?
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Dec 22 2004 4:15PM
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HandiBoard
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manslaughter then
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Dec 22 2004 4:15PM
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Insomniac
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This is so fucked.
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Dec 22 2004 4:16PM
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Lé.Skiing
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he was hammed out of his mind.... he wasnt killing any one... i dont even think he could have killed himself if he had the chanse.
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Dec 22 2004 4:16PM
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woaaah craziness. one time when my parents were away on vacation us kids were home alone... and this really rough looking guy showed up at our door. like banging on the door.. and i ran up to the door, and he was turned around facing towards the road, so i quick crouched like, behind the door so he couldnt see me. and then i sprinted back to a wall where he couldnt see i was in the house. and he looked in the window, and banged and banged on the door. i was soo freaked out. then he went away, and came back AGAIN and kept banging. he looked like a freakin' killer. i wasnt about to open the door for him .






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Dec 22 2004 4:29PM
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^woah i definitely posted my post after i sxmarty's second post last post in this thread. what is goin' on?






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Dec 22 2004 5:02PM
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proZach
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das crazy!!
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