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Rainbow Gathering Vagrants Not Leaving My House

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SmotSmoke
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Right now I live with two girls and I have respect for both of them although I am not sure what my roommate was/is thinking, when she went off to rainbow gathering.

(For those who don't know what rainbow gathering is. Its a hippy festival with no currencies, ohm circles, and a bunch of hippy drug adventures. It takes place out in nature far from civilization)

In the beginning of July my roommate left to this festival and two weeks ago she came back with TWO RANDOM GUYS. They look raggedy as fuck and they smell like piss, shit, and B.O. We told her not to bring them back because we don't know them.

Now all my weed is being smoked by these guys, they drink my beer and my roommates "boyfriend" leaves all his bullshit out and never cleans up. My roommate wants this guy to move in and apparently she told him he wouldn't have to pay rent. The other roommate and I said that they need to leave, and they haven't.

This guy isn't going to leave if he gets free food, pussy, and a free god damn place to live. I have tried to talk to these guys and my roommate just gets in a bitchy attitude.

Today I came to the idea that my roommate has herpes on her mouth and I told her today and she is trippin. She is at the Dr. right now and she had a sore on her lip.

How can this situation be taken care of? Im sick of this shit. These guys have been living in my house for two weeks and I have to pick up after them every damn day. I just called one of the vagrants out to take a shower it was that bad.
Jul 21 2014 1:33PM
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Miomo
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1. Spike the weed
2. Cut up dead body
3. Dispose of said body appropriately
Jul 21 2014 1:45PM
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~Gotama~
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Chop up their bodies into little bits and throw them in the woods. Tell their friends they left to go on a spirit quest in the wilderness and you haven't seen them since. Doesn't sound like anyone would miss them enough to go searching.
Jul 21 2014 1:45PM
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spliff.Life
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hahahah haha hah!!! a few guys I know went to rainbow gathering mid june for a few weeks. One went back because apparently it was his place in the world. Needless to say they came back even more strung out than before and made about 0 sense in everything they said, but they did bring back some of the best L i have ever taken. Is one of the guys names Jacob Bowles by chance?
Jul 21 2014 1:48PM
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proZach
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Jul 21 2014 1:50PM
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.Hugo.
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If you were any kind of man you could get them out easy, all hippies are fuckin pussies. Bust their noses with a headbutt and tell em to get the fuck out before you strangle them with their own hemp necklaces
Jul 21 2014 1:58PM
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spaceghostpurp
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if they ever leave the house then lock the doors and do not let them in.
Jul 21 2014 1:58PM
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OregonDead
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House meeting w/o the bums present. Have a vote and decide that bums can't sleep in the house again and the new rule starts now. Also, get a lock on your door or buy a safe today.
Jul 21 2014 2:01PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Oh hippies, your best bet is to spike everything that he drinks with laxatives, causing him to constantly shit and therefore think the place is haunted. You could also try to get him arrested by signing him up for online gangs, radical movements and terrorist groups. If both of these don't work give him some cash and tell him to pick up an oz from your dealer. Tell your dealer that you're just trying to get the weird hippy guy arrested and let him in on your plan. Once the hippie has the oz give the police an anonymous tip that there is a weird hippy trying to deal drugs to children. This allegation can use the oz of weed found on him as evidence and will put him in prison in some states. If you live in Colorado, Washington or the hippie has a medical card this may not work as well. If this is the case see if your dealer can hook him up with hardcore psychedelics (DMT, Ketamine or Acid).
Jul 21 2014 2:02PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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Sue them obviously.


OP, you should write a book on all of your wild stories. I imagine they would sell quite well.
Jul 21 2014 2:03PM
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deleted5
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Sack the fuck up, and throw them out, stop being a bitch.
Jul 21 2014 2:19PM
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SmotSmoke
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Wow... She called my other roommate and said has herpes on her lip and below. She is freaking out more now. I was trying to talk some sense into here and she was fucking this guy with no condom. Why the hell would she bang a homeless guy with no protection? Now she is worried and I feel bad for her. She is a nice girl. Im going to leave my house for most of the day the situation is fucked up.

Maybe the vagrants will leave after this? I just told them to get the fuck out, they better be gone when I come back later today. Or police are for sure getting involved.
Jul 21 2014 2:20PM
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SmotSmoke
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zzzskizzzSack the fuck up, and throw them out, stop being a bitch.


They leave for a night, and come back. They are like stray cats.
Jul 21 2014 2:25PM
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ZachAndCheese
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Sir.BluntingtonWow... She called my other roommate and said has herpes on her lip and below. She is freaking out more now. I was trying to talk some sense into here and she was fucking this guy with no condom. Why the hell would she bang a homeless guy with no protection? Now she is worried and I feel bad for her. She is a nice girl. Im going to leave my house for most of the day the situation is fucked up.

Maybe the vagrants will leave after this? I just told them to get the fuck out, they better be gone when I come back later today. Or police are for sure getting involved.


If you play this right the vagrants may leave and you may also have sexytime with herpes roomate.
Jul 21 2014 2:32PM
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.Hugo.
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Sir.BluntingtonThey leave for a night, and come back. They are like stray cats.


Same thing applies, dont let them back in. Quit being a bitch
Jul 21 2014 2:34PM
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spaceghostpurp
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ZachAndCheeseOh hippies, your best bet is to spike everything that he drinks with laxatives, causing him to constantly shit and therefore think the place is haunted. You could also try to get him arrested by signing him up for online gangs, radical movements and terrorist groups. If both of these don't work give him some cash and tell him to pick up an oz from your dealer. Tell your dealer that you're just trying to get the weird hippy guy arrested and let him in on your plan. Once the hippie has the oz give the police an anonymous tip that there is a weird hippy trying to deal drugs to children. This allegation can use the oz of weed found on him as evidence and will put him in prison in some states. If you live in Colorado, Washington or the hippie has a medical card this may not work as well. If this is the case see if your dealer can hook him up with hardcore psychedelics (DMT, Ketamine or Acid).

genius.
Jul 21 2014 2:36PM
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frickindarn
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.Hugo.If you were any kind of man you could get them out easy, all hippies are fuckin pussies. Bust their noses with a headbutt and tell em to get the fuck out before you strangle them with their own hemp necklaces


This. Or because your such a pussy call the cops for trespassing.
Jul 21 2014 2:39PM
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SmotSmoke
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.Hugo.Same thing applies, dont let them back in. Quit being a bitch


Dude this girl thinks she is in love with this guy. She lets them back in, I don't. Some days I unexpectedly come down stairs and my roommates hippy bum boyfriend is smoking my weed out of my bong. I get pissed and tell them to get out of my house and they leave. Then they come back.

They are totally like stray cats. Once you let them in they don't want to leave and keep coming back. Its fucking stupid.
Jul 21 2014 2:43PM
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VT_FLO
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Sir.BluntingtonDude this girl thinks she is in love with this guy. She lets them back in, I don't. Some days I unexpectedly come down stairs and my roommates hippy bum boyfriend is smoking my weed out of my bong. I get pissed and tell them to get out of my house and they leave. Then they come back.

They are totally like stray cats. Once you let them in they don't want to leave and keep coming back. Its fucking stupid.


HAHAHAHAHAHA and he gave her herpes! Dude, get a safe and store your weed. Get a group of people together and confront them as a group. Firmly let them know they are not welcome.
Jul 21 2014 2:53PM
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frickindarn
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VT_FLOHAHAHAHAHAHA and he gave her herpes! Dude, get a safe and store your weed. Get a group of people together and confront them as a group. Firmly let them know they are not welcome.


Also get checked for mouth herps if the dude is using your ripstick
Jul 21 2014 3:06PM
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SnowshoeThompson
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OP has hippy herpes
Jul 21 2014 3:18PM
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Espen519
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OP GOT AIDS FROM HIPPYS /THREAD
Jul 21 2014 4:15PM
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ModMommy
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Have a sit down with your girl roommate now that she's suffered a bit. It may be more effective now.
Jul 21 2014 4:26PM
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soulskier
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While there are several ways to physically remove them getting them evicted would be safest or talk to your landlord, see what kinds of recourse he might have
Jul 21 2014 5:12PM
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Sno.
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Sir.BluntingtonWow... She called my other roommate and said has herpes on her lip and below. She is freaking out more now. I was trying to talk some sense into here and she was fucking this guy with no condom. Why the hell would she bang a homeless guy with no protection? Now she is worried and I feel bad for her. She is a nice girl. Im going to leave my house for most of the day the situation is fucked up.

Maybe the vagrants will leave after this? I just told them to get the fuck out, they better be gone when I come back later today. Or police are for sure getting involved.


how are there still people out there who don't know the difference between cold sores and genital herpes?
Jul 21 2014 5:16PM
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Sno.
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Simple. Change the locks.

also stop leaving your bong and weed out.
Jul 21 2014 5:19PM
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frickindarn
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snobunnyhow are there still people out there who don't know the difference between cold sores and genital herpes?


OP AND SNOBUNNY HAVE MOUTH HERPS.
Jul 21 2014 5:20PM
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Sno.
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snobunnyhow are there still people out there who don't know the difference between cold sores and genital herpes?


oh, I missed the part where you said "and below"

but I also think this is a troll.
Jul 21 2014 5:21PM
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Espen519
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Everyone now has the Herps, congratulations OP. Now quarantine your house before they spread across the country
Jul 21 2014 5:22PM
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Sno.
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.BlinkyOP AND SNOBUNNY HAVE MOUTH HERPS.


I have never had a cold sore, actually. But I have heard that almost everyone has the virus for the cold sore kind of herpes, and in some it just lays dormant.
Jul 21 2014 5:24PM
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Peter.
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i dont see how you let this go on for 2 weeks. should have called the cops WAY earlier
Jul 21 2014 5:29PM
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deleted5
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snobunnyI have never had a cold sore, actually. But I have heard that almost everyone has the virus for the cold sore kind of herpes, and in some it just lays dormant.


What you are talking about is herpesviridae which is a giant category of viruses. Hvs 1 & 2 is responsible for mouth and genital warts. but it also can infect you with chickenpox and mononucleosis as well. I think about dude to 90 percent of people on earth have been infected with one of these viruses during their life time
Jul 21 2014 5:31PM
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frickindarn
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snobunnyI have never had a cold sore, actually. But I have heard that almost everyone has the virus for the cold sore kind of herpes, and in some it just lays dormant.


zzzskizzzWhat you are talking about is herpesviridae which is a giant category of viruses. Hvs 1 & 2 is responsible for mouth and genital warts. but it also can infect you with chickenpox and mononucleosis as well. I think about dude to 90 percent of people on earth have been infected with one of these viruses during their life time


What zzzskizzz is trying to say is you have mouth herps.
Jul 21 2014 5:36PM
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timmi
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Holy shit, this dude gets free rent, pussy, and food? I wouldn't leave either.
Jul 21 2014 5:58PM
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Rusticles
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Sir.BluntingtonDude this girl thinks she is in love with this guy. She lets them back in, I don't. Some days I unexpectedly come down stairs and my roommates hippy bum boyfriend is smoking my weed out of my bong. I get pissed and tell them to get out of my house and they leave. Then they come back.

They are totally like stray cats. Once you let them in they don't want to leave and keep coming back. Its fucking stupid.


Like stray cats you just have to literally "kick" them out enough times and they'll stop coming back. If this doesn't work try a .22.

Just kick one square in the balls the minute he comes in the door, completely unwarranted. film it. and post it here.
Jul 21 2014 5:58PM
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.MASSHOLE.
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snobunnyoh, I missed the part where you said "and below"

but I also think this is a troll.


OP is 110% a troll.
Jul 21 2014 6:28PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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She deserved the herpes for letting these guys annoy you. You should back out of your contract and go get ur own apt somewhere.
Jul 21 2014 6:34PM
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cornholio
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.MASSHOLE.OP is 110% a troll.


this. someone is paying attention

has op ever made a thread that wasnt a troll thread?
Jul 21 2014 7:50PM
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Tinga
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2FKu5HKiR0
Jul 21 2014 8:05PM
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iFlip
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How has this not been said? Just get the landlord involved. He/she will not like additional people living in the house and will evict them and threaten them with the law. This makes it really simple for you.
Jul 21 2014 8:11PM
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SmotSmoke
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iFlipHow has this not been said? Just get the landlord involved. He/she will not like additional people living in the house and will evict them and threaten them with the law. This makes it really simple for you.


The police got called and they arrested her boyfriend for missing some sort of court date. I don't think it was anything very big at all though. My house is empty but my roommate has herpes. At least we didn't get robbed, I thought that was for sure on the list of things to come.

I move out in 3 weeks.
Jul 21 2014 11:15PM
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Ribss.
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Sir.BluntingtonDude this girl thinks she is in love with this guy. She lets them back in, I don't. Some days I unexpectedly come down stairs and my roommates hippy bum boyfriend is smoking my weed out of my bong. I get pissed and tell them to get out of my house and they leave. Then they come back.

They are totally like stray cats. Once you let them in they don't want to leave and keep coming back. Its fucking stupid.


Dude if he is hitting your bong and has mouth herpes, then you most likely also have herpes.
Jul 22 2014 12:07AM
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Donketts
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STOP SMOKING WEED... LEAVE YOUR STONED ROOMMATE... :)
Jul 22 2014 12:10AM
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theabortionator
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Kill them, suck their dicks, or tell them to leave.


Seriously just tell them to get the fuck out. If they won't leave boot them and your shitty roommate. Really not that hard. IF you can't pull that off look for a new spot with the roommate you like and move out.
Jul 22 2014 12:15AM
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GayWolf420
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line them all up like the human centipede and eat some ass
Jul 22 2014 12:18AM
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Bombogenesis
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lol I would have kicked both their asses on the second day, what the fuck is wrong with you you pussy?
Jul 22 2014 12:21AM
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SmotSmoke
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Ribss.Dude if he is hitting your bong and has mouth herpes, then you most likely also have herpes.


Yeah but luckily that bong is dirty as hell and I have been lazy about cleaning it, and I just got a new bong so I have been using that. Also those dirty hippies slobber all over the inside of the bong and its nasty. The bong is pretty much dead. I haven't smoke out of it for over a month.
Jul 22 2014 1:22AM
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Ribss.
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Sir.BluntingtonYeah but luckily that bong is dirty as hell and I have been lazy about cleaning it, and I just got a new bong so I have been using that. Also those dirty hippies slobber all over the inside of the bong and its nasty. The bong is pretty much dead. I haven't smoke out of it for over a month.


Confiscate the bong and give it a deep clean. Use some "Goop" to clean that fucker and then wash it with isopropyl alcohol and then soap and water. It will be like brand new. Honestly I think you are trolling but whatever, there you go.
Jul 22 2014 1:26AM
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TheGreenBastard
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are the herpes sores showing in multi-colored gatherings?
Jul 22 2014 1:27AM
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JeremyClarkson
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This sounds vaguely familiar about the time one of my old room mates went to Camp Bisco and bought back some heroin addicted scumbag who was also was a teacher for 1st graders. What a guy.

Didn't take but one day for the scumbag to start stealing shit. I was lucky enough to only lose a pack of smokes and my camera. My other roommate lost his xbox and MacBook.

When you've got a leech in your living situation there's only one solution that gets results. its the use or the threat of violence if that person doesn't get the fuck out of the house that you pay to live in.

Thankfully the roommate who got his xbox and MacBook stolen was the first person to utilize this very effective technique, in the form of walking into the living room with a tire iron and giving the guy 10 seconds to leave before he gets his skull caved in. When he instead tried to reason and plead with my roommate, he was promptly knocked the fuck out, driven 20 miles out of town and left in the middle of the woods with the few belongings he had. Told him if he ever tried to contact the police we would show the cops footage of him stealing the xbox on a hidden camera my roommate installed.

We never heard from him again.
Jul 22 2014 5:35AM
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Huck_Norris
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Sir.BluntingtonDude this girl thinks she is in love with this guy. She lets them back in, I don't. Some days I unexpectedly come down stairs and my roommates hippy bum boyfriend is smoking my weed out of my bong. I get pissed and tell them to get out of my house and they leave. Then they come back.

They are totally like stray cats. Once you let them in they don't want to leave and keep coming back. Its fucking stupid.




Dirty, opportunistic hippies are like rats, you usually have to bring in some catlike behaviors to start preying on them regularly or burn the house down altogether.


If you harsh their vibe in a very dickish way on the absolute regular, they will leave. I'd personally start being the worst person you can imagine. Overfill that bong with piss so that their next first rip is a mouthful of rancid urine. It's your bong, you'll do what you want. Sprinkle cayenne pepper on a nug and leave it out too so it's a double whammy. If they sit down, spray them with a water bottle like they're a cat that isn't allowed there until they get off and call them "Dirty mongrel" instead of their name. Take the TP and toilet seat into your room with you at night. Take all the dishes and such they leave around the house and pack them in their drawers, shoes, bags, personal effects, etc. Have impromptu Bam Margera impressions where you wake them up with motorized vehicles indoors, pot & pan concerts @ 4am, and constantly throw their shit away the second they leave it someplace...


I mean come on. Use your imagination. You're asking for advice on how to flush out nonviolent peoples of little to no means. You should be taking this as an opportunity to be the total asshole that part of you always wanted to be! I say have fun with it if these assholes are going to take advantage. Videotape as much as possible, and start torturing these lazy vagrants without mercy for fuck's sake.
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