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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
When you fire a machine gun for the first time.


(Yes, it is full auto. No, it is not illegal.)



Fucking priceless.
Jul 20 2014 11:38PM
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Puzzled
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fuck you
Jul 20 2014 11:39PM
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soulskier
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I remember my first time shooting full auto...feels good
Jul 20 2014 11:43PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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So youre a dude... With a pink name...

How is your new vagina? Did the operation go well?
Jul 20 2014 11:44PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
soulskierI remember my first time shooting full auto...feels good


It was amazing. Felt so great but was over in like 3 seconds. I wanted to do it again and again but it is such a waste of ammo. Fun range toy for my friends to own, never me.
Jul 20 2014 11:48PM
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miroz
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I don't know shit about guns and I don't shoot 'em, but that's a killer mustache brotha.
Jul 20 2014 11:50PM
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uni-corn
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blondie.I don't know shit about guns and I don't shoot 'em, but that's a killer mustache brotha.


The creepier the better, as I like to say.

Jul 20 2014 11:54PM
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soulskier
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uni-cornIt was amazing. Felt so great but was over in like 3 seconds. I wanted to do it again and again but it is such a waste of ammo. Fun range toy for my friends to own, never me.


There's a guy a few hours away from me that makes the majority of his AR in house and to sum it up, he was trying to sell me some product so he kept putting loaded guns in my hands. An UZI, silenced 45, silenced 308, fully auto AR with a can on it....fucking awesome. The guy kept loading magazines so I ultimately bought an AR from him.

This post was sponsored by Hughes Precision of Northern Michigan.
Jul 21 2014 12:00AM
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uni-corn
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soulskierThere's a guy a few hours away from me that makes the majority of his AR in house and to sum it up, he was trying to sell me some product so he kept putting loaded guns in my hands. An UZI, silenced 45, silenced 308, fully auto AR with a can on it....fucking awesome. The guy kept loading magazines so I ultimately bought an AR from him.

This post was sponsored by Hughes Precision of Northern Michigan.


Nothing like a can either. I was able to shoot a Remington 700 in .308 today with a can and an HK MK23 Socom with a can. Felt like Solid Fucking Snake with the MK23 too. Was amazing.

Oh, and I was ringing steel plates at 200 yards with my 10.3" AR pistol that has a red dot. Super proud of that.
Jul 21 2014 12:04AM
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BieberHole69
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uni-cornFelt so great but was over in like 3 seconds.


That's what she said.
Jul 21 2014 1:23AM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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You're ugly as fuck.
Jul 21 2014 11:00AM
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uni-corn
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gRAPEFRUITYou're ugly as fuck.


Thanks baby.
Jul 21 2014 12:36PM
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b-kul
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BieberHole69That's what she said.


probably what he said, she would be pissed.
Jul 21 2014 3:10PM
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hooch
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uni-cornWhen you fire a machine gun for the first time.


(Yes, it is full auto. No, it is not illegal.)



Fucking priceless.


lol wow this guy looks like a fucking loony bin, when did you get let out of jail, convict? this looks like the type of guy that would shoot up a school, he looks crazy as fuck
Jul 21 2014 4:10PM
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soulskier
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hoochlol wow this guy looks like a fucking loony bin, when did you get let out of jail, convict? this looks like the type of guy that would shoot up a school, he looks crazy as fuck


You do know why they call him the uni-corn....don't you?
Jul 21 2014 4:39PM
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Peter.
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this is a chill thread
Jul 21 2014 4:40PM
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hooch
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soulskierYou do know why they call him the uni-corn....don't you?


he is probably a brony who whacks off to child porn and puts a unicorn horn up his ass
Jul 21 2014 4:55PM
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lurking
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hoochhe is probably a brony who whacks off to child porn and puts a unicorn horn up his ass


And you're probably 13
Jul 21 2014 5:29PM
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Mr.Sloth
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Jealous... And yet, I kinda hope I never get the chance, because I'd never be able to stand semi ever again.
Jul 21 2014 5:33PM
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Balto
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Hi Victor how are you? Blow up anything good lately?
Jul 21 2014 5:36PM
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JAHpow
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It is on my bucket list to one day go to the Knob Creek Machine Gun Shoot in Kentucky.
Jul 21 2014 5:45PM
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uni-corn
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BaltoHi Victor how are you? Blow up anything good lately?


Nothing explosive, sadly.
Jul 21 2014 6:48PM
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milk_man
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So much hate in one thread...



That's sick man!
Jul 21 2014 10:58PM
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SapperDaddy
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That smile you get the first time you open a MK19 up (fully automatic 40mm grenade launcher) well its less of a smile more of a full on raging boner, but still.
Jul 21 2014 11:01PM
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uni-corn
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SapperDaddyThat smile you get the first time you open a MK19 up (fully automatic 40mm grenade launcher) well its less of a smile more of a full on raging boner, but still.


I would do just about anything to shoot one as a civilian.
Jul 21 2014 11:11PM
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Bombogenesis
Posts: 1984 - Karma: 4,006
That smile you get when you have 8" biceps





jk, that looks like fun. Like... A lot of fun. I'm actually really jealous.
Jul 22 2014 12:22AM
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Bombogenesis
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gRAPEFRUITYou're ugly as fuck.




I think he's a rather decent looking bloke.
Jul 22 2014 12:25AM
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miroz
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BombogenesisThat smile you get when you have 8" biceps


...meathead :)
Jul 22 2014 12:50AM
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.frenchy
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gRAPEFRUITYou're ugly as fuck.


well he's a dude, that'd be kinda weird if he were attractive right?



Fuck you kid. OP's gun is fuckin badass
Jul 22 2014 12:50AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
.frenchywell he's a dude, that'd be kinda weird if he were attractive right?



Fuck you kid. OP's gun is fuckin badass


Oh, how I wish it was mine. I don't have a spare $5k laying around for one either.
Jul 22 2014 12:58AM
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SFB
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never shot a full auto, probably would be fun. am jealous OP
Jul 22 2014 1:00AM
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.frenchy
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uni-cornOh, how I wish it was mine. I don't have a spare $5k laying around for one either.


5k? Shiiiiiiiit I was thinkin it was like 3 or 4k, just damn.
Jul 22 2014 1:10AM
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uni-corn
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.frenchy5k? Shiiiiiiiit I was thinkin it was like 3 or 4k, just damn.


That includes the stamp too. But yeah.
Jul 22 2014 1:15AM
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gotti
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hoochlol wow this guy looks like a fucking loony bin, when did you get let out of jail, convict? this looks like the type of guy that would shoot up a school, he looks crazy as fuck


hold on I think ur on to something. it all makes sense when you line up the letters adjacent to each other.

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Jul 22 2014 9:08AM
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Phil-X-
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uni-cornWhen you fire a machine gun for the first time.


(Yes, it is full auto. No, it is not illegal.)



Fucking priceless.

How do you like the arcteryx bac??
Jul 26 2014 5:10PM
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Phil-X-
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Phil-X-How do you like the arcteryx bac??


also thats the wolf color right? I want to get an arcteryx hat but cant decided between the birdcap and the BAC. I dont want to look like a weirdo operator everywhere I go tho. You think it looks weird off the range? Say hiking?
Jul 26 2014 5:25PM
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daannnnieel
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looks like the smile you get when you pull a few lefts and realize the cop can't find you.

must be a good feeling
Jul 26 2014 6:27PM
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uni-corn
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Phil-X-How do you like the arcteryx bac??


Phil-X-also thats the wolf color right? I want to get an arcteryx hat but cant decided between the birdcap and the BAC. I dont want to look like a weirdo operator everywhere I go tho. You think it looks weird off the range? Say hiking?


The BAC is rad as fuck. Comfy, lightweight, somewhat wicking on the back 4 pannels, and doesn't look too 'operator' off the range either. I'm about to buy the black one too, I like it so much. I spend too much money at TD.
Jul 26 2014 8:13PM
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basedjase
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holy shit there are some losers in here. nice work, have always wanted to shoot a full-auto. i'll stick to shooting clays with my dad and his 12 gauge, because its fun as hell
Jul 26 2014 8:47PM
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Ribss.
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Puzzledfuck you


Woah dude, what crawled up your ass and died? Owning and shooting guns is an awesome hobby.

OP - Thats an awesome set up! looks fun.
Jul 26 2014 9:54PM
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uni-corn
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basedjaseholy shit there are some losers in here. nice work, have always wanted to shoot a full-auto. i'll stick to shooting clays with my dad and his 12 gauge, because its fun as hell


Clays are fun as hell though. It's been a while for me though.
Jul 26 2014 10:07PM
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cool_name
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hoochhe is probably a brony who whacks off to child porn and puts a unicorn horn up his ass


it make it sound like that isnt normal.....
Jul 27 2014 8:31PM
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