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Snowblader Sightings

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Jaskittin
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Does anyone else just live for seeing the classic snowblader coming down the hill, one peice, no headgear, and holding both poles in one hand? Well, i witnessed it today on the hill, and it really made my day, i even made verbal contact, but he wasnt to pleased.























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 18 2004 6:41PM
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michiganjibber
Posts: 587 - Karma: 61
I had a worse sighting...red shorts over spandex, neon green shinguards, pole guards, and doing gross carves like he meant it.





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Dec 18 2004 6:49PM
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Jaskittin
Posts: 5606 - Karma: 195
thats a classic, but the best is the ones that have backpack, nothing in it of course, and snowblade, and poles that are almost their height, not to mention they were asain, so it made it funniuer.























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 18 2004 6:52PM
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martockpublicenemy
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thats all there is at my hill

lets go skiing
Dec 18 2004 7:09PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i saw a skiboarder break his legs at gore mountain jumping off a ledge..fun stuff..
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Dec 18 2004 7:13PM
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MrPantyDropper
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gore is snowblader central i hate it but its fun to watch them suck
Dec 18 2004 7:28PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i saw a skier on like mini skis but not skiboards and he was fat and really doofy looking and had a all baby blue suit. it was funny. he also had no poles
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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

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Dec 18 2004 7:31PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i havent seen one since i moved

its all snowboarders round these parts
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie



Dec 18 2004 7:32PM
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Treestman
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how about wering black pants and a black SBOL hoodie (skiboards online) , casing a 5 foot jump and spraining his knee?
Jan 2 2006 10:58AM
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dtn13
Posts: 1543 - Karma: 143
blade for blood
Jan 2 2006 11:10AM
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Skipig25
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worse than snowblades are the 5'10" guys rockin the 130 cm skis, thinking they are "trick skis" not twin tips, just like old rossignol kiddy skis
Jan 2 2006 11:29AM
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President
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Jan 2 2006 11:52AM
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Jan 2 2006 11:56AM
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Jan 2 2006 11:56AM
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President
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sorry for the double post...dont know why
Jan 2 2006 11:57AM
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Jan 2 2006 11:57AM
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powderdream
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dope posts
Jan 2 2006 12:30PM
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Von
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he must take it in the ass so much
Jan 2 2006 1:23PM
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SSBS
Posts: 785 - Karma: 10
funny ass picture!!!
Jan 2 2006 1:45PM
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ry.will
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i think some people have seen b crew shreding.
Jan 2 2006 3:47PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
i love seeing them, and them asking them how they made their custom short skis because no company would actually make something so hideous
Jan 2 2006 3:51PM
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corey74
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lol thats awesome
Jan 2 2006 3:53PM
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eheath
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No over here where we see them, snowbladers i see in montana and wyoming are straight up bladas.
Jan 2 2006 3:54PM
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nickmiles
Posts: 1070 - Karma: 844
i saw one kid with a black hoodie on and on the frint it said "i am..." and on the back it said "a snow blader" and he was totally the shit
Jan 2 2006 3:58PM
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[[Totoro]]
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
At Northstar I saw an Asian guy who was wearing a full body suit from 686's gaper line,but he thought it was tottaly the shit and had no idea what a "gaper" was. It was hilariuos. i still respect snowbladers alot more than alot of other ppl on the mountain though.
Jan 2 2006 4:44PM
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pa_freeskier
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
yesterday my friend(a snowboarder) decided to take some snowblades up to the hill. he looked so funny and akward at first like all the fat 10 year old snowbladers that you always see but by the end of the day he was hitting a 30ft table and throwin 270s off a kink rail. he wants to get skis now so I guess it was worth the temporary snowblading gayness.
Jan 2 2006 5:45PM
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Ruski
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i love seeing the fleets of overweight middleaged rednecks w. high waisted 80s colored tapered pants tucked into their boots w. lil' matching ski jackets on skiblades, so awsome. almost as good as seeing them try to get on the lift and failing miserably
Jan 2 2006 5:51PM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
snowblader in jeans and a starter jacket and a like velcrow baseball cap...he hit the 40 ft table at my mountain and actually landed tho....
Jan 2 2006 5:53PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Saw the best snowblader ever, had a grey long sleeve shirt underneath a white American Eagle polo with a popped collar. And then he had a scarf that matched his polo and long sleever shirt on and finally had on a brimmed hat and his goggles sideways.
Jan 2 2006 5:56PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
oh man saw on yesterday, orange, pink, bright yellow, baby blue one piece. snow blades, hockey helmet and safty glasses from a shop class. fucking hilarious, and i helled at him and he was like "yeah, i am cool".
Jan 2 2006 6:51PM
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Switchstyle
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 11
let me tell you something...nothing, I repeat, nothing looks more styly than a snowblader with poles...
Jan 2 2006 7:02PM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
Haha, yes, I know excatly what you are talking about.
Jan 2 2006 7:57PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
i saw a guy on like 110cm kids skis today skiing with his snoblader "friend"
Jan 2 2006 8:03PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Hmm I also remember one I saw a few days ago. He had really really short snowblades on, a blue northface vest a helmet and really long poles, like cross country ski poles haha. And he would go towards the jump and then go off the side of it and get like 2 feet of air. Priceless.
Jan 2 2006 8:06PM
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mathers
Posts: 1865 - Karma: 490
i saw two big ones dip down for a drink in the pond so i ran inside to get my red plaid outfit and binoculars, followed em for near an hour before i brought them home for dinner
Jan 2 2006 8:07PM
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East526
Posts: 328 - Karma: 141
i just saw a guy that was really tall wearing what looked like little kids skis, and last year i saw a guy with a paintball mask on
Jan 2 2006 8:07PM
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=nick=
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i saw these 2 kids in a like with blades, one had a helmet that said like BFE on it, bladez 4 eva under it. i laughed my ass off under it and asked him about, and he started enthusiastically telling me him and his friends are in a blade crew..unlike B-CREW, however, they r dead serious.
Jan 2 2006 8:11PM
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OAK_TREE
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 12
i just yell b crew as they pass.
Jan 2 2006 8:28PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
never seen a good snowblader in my life
Jan 2 2006 8:32PM
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=nick=
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Jan 2 2006 8:35PM
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Lukey_1080
Posts: 618 - Karma: 679
my friends brother use to blade 4 real, Like he was really into it and he wore tight pants and hes over 6 feet tall. He would pull fives and stuff omg sooo funny, but he has come to realize the glory of full planks
Jan 2 2006 8:36PM
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RWalker
Posts: 384 - Karma: 11
haha look at that extension









AK pride
Jan 2 2006 8:43PM
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jibjim
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the best is when theyre not really snowblading, just using really small skis
Jan 2 2006 9:47PM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
"Those of you who are in your fifth decade of life who can no longer enjoy a day on the slopes for what it is. Pure animal pleasure. Instead it’s more like a day on the set of Grumpier Old Men. And do you know what’s holding you back from feeling that joy that you once felt? It could simply be your equipment.

What you need is an afternoon on a pair of these babies!

Snowblades are what these are called. Whether you might have grown up skating on a catfish pond or a frozen river in Saskatchewan, you’ll get right on to them. If you are a skater it’s pretty much doing what comes naturally."

-courtesy of Rob Butler's Personal Performance Tips, of Pontiac World of Skiing.
Jan 2 2006 10:22PM
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=nick=
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haha i thought u made that up i was like damn ur a good saleswoman
Jan 2 2006 10:26PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
My God!!! They're hitting Chad's Gap Now! Run for the hills!

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Jan 2 2006 10:32PM
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fuzz.
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 47
i always seem to notice snowbladers wearign real gay like jester hats and snow bids and they always have their jackets open and they go down the hill not carving...classic
Jan 2 2006 10:32PM
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nickmcnutt
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i like the 40 year old married men snowplowind on them that go in the park and clap at you when you 270 out
Jan 2 2006 10:35PM
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PLJaCks
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hahaha....I used to be a blader. except I actually did decent stuff on them like cork 5s and misty flips, but it wasn't worth the criticism from skiers.....sooo glad I switched to twins. my brother unfortunately is still rockin the blades.
Jan 2 2006 10:37PM
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PLJaCks
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....Photoshop
Jan 2 2006 10:38PM
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user098123
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obviously... :p
Jan 2 2006 10:43PM
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