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Parental Statements

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JASTEW206
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Sup NS. I'm the creative director of R.a.d.d. I am looking for NS to help me brainstorm different parental statements, that we can make fun of in our artwork.

Examples of these statements are:

Obey the Law

Follow the Rules

Take the Higher Road.

Here are some previous examples of R.a.d.d's artwork. R.a.d.d. will be in a college/HS near you soon.
http://raddrunning.org/radd/home-2/new-page-2/

- Jackson Stewart
Jul 7 2014 8:23PM
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406
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smoke w33d errday
Jul 7 2014 8:26PM
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.Hugo.
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So the creative director cannot come up with his own ideas? Hmmmmm
Jul 7 2014 8:39PM
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SFB
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"i hate black people"
Jul 7 2014 8:44PM
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Anathema
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life's a bitch, then you marry one
Jul 7 2014 8:48PM
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SFB
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"shove it up your ass"
Jul 7 2014 8:49PM
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.Hugo.
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if you cant beat em, beat em off
Jul 7 2014 8:49PM
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SFB
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"when i was seven i sat on a banana, and of course that changed my life"
Jul 7 2014 8:52PM
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.Hugo.
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When life gives you lemons, trade them in for a zucchini dildo
Jul 7 2014 8:54PM
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SFB
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OP i just clicked the link and saw some of your previous pics, and they fucking blow.
Jul 7 2014 8:56PM
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schralpmaster
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Creative director at r.a.d.d? running against drunk driving?

lame

btw your artwork sux nutz
Jul 7 2014 9:09PM
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schralpmaster
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Is this your advice for after you smash shit up driving hammy?? Seems counterproductive to your cause...
Jul 7 2014 9:12PM
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JAHpow
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"Boof it"
Jul 7 2014 9:56PM
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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
schralpmasterCreative director at r.a.d.d? running against drunk driving?

lame

btw your artwork sux nutz


thanks, I agree
Jul 7 2014 11:18PM
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acualywasdolan
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"What are you on drugs?"
Jul 8 2014 3:25AM
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erikK
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..... OP this is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen
Jul 8 2014 3:37AM
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freestyler540
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vote republican for 'merica
Jul 8 2014 4:45AM
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JASTEW206
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freestyler540vote republican for 'merica


I actually tend to agree.
Jul 8 2014 2:44PM
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JASTEW206
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erikK












..... OP this is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen


I actually tend to agree
Jul 8 2014 2:45PM
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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
I know I suck
I know my artwork sucks
I know that I lack my own ideas.

I know that my therapist loves me.

Can anyone please contribute in a meaningful way?

Thanks. I know NS has some good ideas.
Jul 8 2014 9:45PM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
JASTEW206I know I suck
I know my artwork sucks
I know that I lack my own ideas.

I know that my therapist loves me.

Can anyone please contribute in a meaningful way?

Thanks. I know NS has some good ideas.


Don't pee in her tushy, call a cab.
Jul 8 2014 9:59PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12290 - Karma: 7,726
You'll shoot your eye out

cause I said so

ask your father

ask your mother

you have no respect for authority

you don't know the value of a dollar

you're a whore, stop sleeping around
Jul 8 2014 10:23PM
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Pigeon.
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if you dont stop that right now you'll have to make another one of uncle randy's basement movies
Jul 9 2014 12:47AM
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Chewy.
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Take her easy, if she's easy, take her twice.
Jul 9 2014 1:00AM
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cool_name
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seems like a great cause so i whipped some up that would make great posters in high schools
Jul 9 2014 1:38AM
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Sno.
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cool_name


seems like a great cause so i whipped some up that would make great posters in high schools


omg.
Jul 9 2014 1:40AM
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HolySchimmel
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cool_name


seems like a great cause so i whipped some up that would make great posters in high schools



Perfection right there
Jul 9 2014 2:26AM
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E__
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cool_name


seems like a great cause so i whipped some up that would make great posters in high schools


Excellent.
Jul 9 2014 2:33AM
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O.G.Surachai
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Have you asked permission to use all of those logos/mascots? Might want to consider that before using them in promotional materials. Just a thought...
Jul 9 2014 1:15PM
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broto
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get your penis out of your grandmother and put her back in her coffin

i mean

my parents never said that to me
Jul 9 2014 1:36PM
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JASTEW206
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Thanks guys, I like the no respect for authority one, upon others.
Jul 10 2014 1:02AM
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JASTEW206
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DreddSteveHave you asked permission to use all of those logos/mascots? Might want to consider that before using them in promotional materials. Just a thought...


Yah, we make sure to do that.
Jul 10 2014 1:03AM
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