Getting kicked out

I usually whip my dick out and shoot a few clips from my 9.

Don't argue. It gets you nowhere.

If you think you need 10-15 minutes to get your shot, stall them or play it off all innocent and ask nicely if you could try a few more times (depending on the person and/or spot they may or may not let you continue).

If you already got a good shot, or won't get it for a few more hours. Just leave, find another spot, and don't be a bitch about it. When you leave, clean up and be nice (otherwise they might knob the rail or do other things to keep you from coming back).

If cops get involved, be honest, respectful, and composed. They'll listen to a down to earth skier more than a crazed, sour old lady.

Whatever you do, don't try to be a badass and argue because it doesn't impress anyone and it just wrecks urban skiing for everyone else. If you put off the image that we're assholes, we'll get kicked out of every spot regardless of how we act. More rails will get knobbed. Urban skiing is parasitic in nature- taking advantage of structures to ski on without doing anything in return. Successful parasites don't kill their hosts, so don't be a dick even if the guy kicking you out is a dick.

I'm not experienced at all but at least I know enough about how to keep urban skiing alive. I hit about 4-5 spots this year and haven't hit urban before that. It's unbelievably fun and if you can get that vibe to rub off on civilians they won't mind at all. In fact, the last spot I hit this year I was having speed issues and I got a random civilian to help out with pulling the bungee and he was stoked on being able to help!

Sorry I have to write an essay but I'm bored.

Be respectful, most of the time you are your own enemy in these situations because if you push it then you may loose out on a later opportunity to come back and session the spot again. If you think you have a good chance at getting a shot then just leave without a fight and the cop/whoever will think that they did a good job and leave....then you can just come back later that night or the next day and try again. Its way easier to ask for forgiveness then permission with urban. If you are going out with a crew, make one person (the most well spoken of your crew) the "negotiator" and that person alone will talk with the cops/property owner. If you all start trying to explain yourselves and give excuses for being there it can get intimidating and usually makes people nervous and upset.

don't be a bitch. #fuckthefuzz

Try skiing 15 years ago, you used to get kicked out of the park for being a skier.

zzzskizzzTry skiing 15 years ago

Ya, he'll just hop right in his time machine......

.Hugo.Ya, he'll just hop right in his time machine......

zzzbabydickszzz still is not witty enough for Hugo

john18061806I hit about 4-5 spots this year and haven't hit urban before that. It's unbelievably fun

Urban is not unbelievably fun

take a shit on the hood of the cop car

SFBtake a shit on the hood of the cop car

sfb trolling ski gabber? What the fuck has this world come too

whip out your dick, rip the cops pants off and pee right in their butt, regardless of gender, works everytime for me.

.Hugo.Ya, he'll just hop right in his time machine......

john18061806Don't argue. It gets you nowhere.

If you think you need 10-15 minutes to get your shot, stall them or play it off all innocent and ask nicely if you could try a few more times (depending on the person and/or spot they may or may not let you continue).

If you already got a good shot, or won't get it for a few more hours. Just leave, find another spot, and don't be a bitch about it. When you leave, clean up and be nice (otherwise they might knob the rail or do other things to keep you from coming back).

If cops get involved, be honest, respectful, and composed. They'll listen to a down to earth skier more than a crazed, sour old lady.

Whatever you do, don't try to be a badass and argue because it doesn't impress anyone and it just wrecks urban skiing for everyone else. If you put off the image that we're assholes, we'll get kicked out of every spot regardless of how we act. More rails will get knobbed. Urban skiing is parasitic in nature- taking advantage of structures to ski on without doing anything in return. Successful parasites don't kill their hosts, so don't be a dick even if the guy kicking you out is a dick.

I'm not experienced at all but at least I know enough about how to keep urban skiing alive. I hit about 4-5 spots this year and haven't hit urban before that. It's unbelievably fun and if you can get that vibe to rub off on civilians they won't mind at all. In fact, the last spot I hit this year I was having speed issues and I got a random civilian to help out with pulling the bungee and he was stoked on being able to help!

Sorry I have to write an essay but I'm bored.

hahaha love the parasite and host metaphor

SteezyJibberUrban is not unbelievably fun

In my opinion it is, I'm not quite sure why I like it so much. My favorite days skiing were days I hit something, even though it can be frustrating and extreme painful at times, at the end of the day it feels better than a day in the park. Probably the thought that you're doing something unique, anyone can go lap the park but not a lot of skiers can go out and just do urban, it takes work. Urban shots beat park shots any day.

john18061806In my opinion it is, I'm not quite sure why I like it so much. My favorite days skiing were days I hit something, even though it can be frustrating and extreme painful at times, at the end of the day it feels better than a day in the park. Probably the thought that you're doing something unique, anyone can go lap the park but not a lot of skiers can go out and just do urban, it takes work. Urban shots beat park shots any day.

Why thrash your body trying to k-fed some gnarly ass down rail somewhere at night when you can get a nice shot of the same thing in a park with 10 times less pain? Urban is cool, but there's a point where it's just not worth it unless you're a pro/aspiring skier that's trying to make a name for his or herself

Just don't be a dick about it, listen to what the cops have to say and don't argue. They're not trying to fuck you over, probably someone whined and they got called; it's their job.

If you're respectful about it in all likelihood they'll just ask you to pack up and leave. Unless you're hitting urban on your own property you don't really have much ground to stand on. Just be cool