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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
There's probably already a thread for this but I'm bored and want to hear funny shit
Jul 5 2014 12:44AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
What's the worst thing about being a black jew?

.... you have to stand at the back of the oven.
Jul 8 2014 9:24PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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AT-ATWhat's the worst thing about being a black jew?

.... you have to stand at the back of the oven.


What's the worst thing about making a repost?

You look like a fucking moron.
Jul 8 2014 9:26PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,258
Granite_StateWhat's the worst thing about making a repost?

You look like a fucking moron.


I feel like a fucking moron too.

let me try again:
Did you hear the one about Helen Keller?

.....Neither did she.
Jul 8 2014 9:29PM
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PM4FreeJiberish
Posts: 447 - Karma: 3,533
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?






She gagged.
Jul 8 2014 10:17PM
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KimJong-Illest
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SkrewsWhat did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?






She gagged.

This made me blow air out my nose
Jul 8 2014 11:19PM
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_Jeffrey_
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what do you call a big pile of kittens?



a meowtain
Jul 8 2014 11:25PM
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qazwsxedc34
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How many jews can you fit in a car?



6 million in the ash tray.
Jul 8 2014 11:30PM
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qazwsxedc34
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How can you tell if your wife is dead?











The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Jul 8 2014 11:34PM
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Wrenn
Posts: 226 - Karma: 915
I'm so bad at making jokes but I'm going to try one more time

For Jamaican Air every flight is the red eye
Jul 9 2014 12:37AM
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E__
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Why do most Muslim rapes go unreported?


Because goats can't talk.
Jul 9 2014 2:36AM
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treetrunks
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How did Helen Keller break her arm?






Trying to read a roadsign at 50 mph
Jul 11 2014 2:11PM
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treetrunks
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How did Helen Keller break her arm?






Trying to read a roadsign at 50 mph
Jul 11 2014 2:11PM
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YourMomsCouch
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Whats the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

A hockey player takes a shower after three periods.
Jul 11 2014 4:47PM
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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies








I don't have a pile of bricks in my crawl space
Jul 11 2014 5:05PM
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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
spaceghostpurpdid you hear about the new helen keller doll?






you wind her up and she bumps into furniture


*yeah neither did she
Jul 11 2014 5:06PM
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homestar
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I'll never forget what my grandfather told me right before he kicked the bucket...

He looked me straight in the eye and said, "Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"
Jul 11 2014 5:52PM
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SwaggyP
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What's the worst part about eating vegetables?






The wheel chair
Jul 13 2014 12:25AM
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rballs_
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How do you pick up a Jewish girl from Auschwitz?









A Broom and dustpan
Jul 13 2014 1:06AM
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