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Things about me that make me employable

-no gag reflex
-top level tastes
-record fedora levels
-next level new era poll creating talent
-I'm black and Obama made it illegal not to hire me
-my peen is a respectable 4.77 inches long
-I hate mayonnaise
-hp123 and I just got done boning in his moms clothes.
-he has mommy issues, think arrested development.
-I collect my semen and feed it to the poor so they can know the taste of heaven.
-do the same with my poo
-I don't enjoy sunlight
-I'm gay so ur even more racist
-even if you hire me your still racist cus ur white and straight.
-I'm the mildly disputed greatest member on ns of all time.
-one of my balls is bigger than the other
-each of my dreads contains high levels of nug, you can puff puff pass each of them like a rolled up dabber.

If you don't pick me I'll rape ur little white bumhole.

Lord_ByronThings about me that make me employable

-no gag reflex
-top level tastes
-record fedora levels
-next level new era poll creating talent
-I'm black and Obama made it illegal not to hire me
-my peen is a respectable 4.77 inches long
-I hate mayonnaise
-hp123 and I just got done boning in his moms clothes.
-he has mommy issues, think arrested development.
-I collect my semen and feed it to the poor so they can know the taste of heaven.
-do the same with my poo
-I don't enjoy sunlight
-I'm gay so ur even more racist
-even if you hire me your still racist cus ur white and straight.
-I'm the mildly disputed greatest member on ns of all time.
-one of my balls is bigger than the other
-each of my dreads contains high levels of nug, you can puff puff pass each of them like a rolled up dabber.

If you don't pick me I'll rape ur little white bumhole.

you didnt get the job

so am I your man or what?

Lord_ByronThings about me that make me employable

-no gag reflex
-top level tastes
-record fedora levels
-next level new era poll creating talent
-I'm black and Obama made it illegal not to hire me
-my peen is a respectable 4.77 inches long
-I hate mayonnaise
-hp123 and I just got done boning in his moms clothes.
-he has mommy issues, think arrested development.
-I collect my semen and feed it to the poor so they can know the taste of heaven.
-do the same with my poo
-I don't enjoy sunlight
-I'm gay so ur even more racist
-even if you hire me your still racist cus ur white and straight.
-I'm the mildly disputed greatest member on ns of all time.
-one of my balls is bigger than the other
-each of my dreads contains high levels of nug, you can puff puff pass each of them like a rolled up dabber.

If you don't pick me I'll rape ur little white bumhole.

I think you're trying too hard.

KayngBayngI think you're trying too hard.

and i think you take it up your bum

I started Microsoft, one of the most influential companies ever.
Rid the world of Polio.
Am billionaire philanthropist.

I need an entry level nannying job so I can get welfare to feed my family.

Please help me, I really need the job...my family needs me.