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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
look no further, i am looking for a personal slave to do my bidding. this includes: buying me food, breaking in dildos for me,making sure i dont eat too much glue, etc. let me know why you deserve this job, so post your resume, accomplishments, or your nudes. also you will be paid in trident layers.
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Jul 4 2014 5:35PM
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ebenezer
Posts: 27 - Karma: 86
become a coke mule.
Jul 4 2014 6:43PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
I am 12 years old and my mom lets me sit in the front seat sometimes. my favorite skier is sean white. I also have a shit ton of nerf sharp shooters so don't mess with me. wanna know a secret? I know over 5 swear words, but don't tell my mom.

things I am good at:

pooping
eating
banging hp123's mom
cod
getting bitches


am I hired?
Jul 4 2014 7:13PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
I am 12 years old and my mom lets me sit in the front seat sometimes. my favorite skier is sean white. I also have a shit ton of nerf sharp shooters so don't mess with me. wanna know a secret? I know over 5 swear words, but don't tell my mom.

things I am good at:

peeing
Throwing up
banging hp123's mom
Skate 3
getting bitches to cry


am I hired?
Jul 4 2014 7:19PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
Can I share my aidz with you? Pls
Jul 4 2014 8:10PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
.BlinkyI am 12 years old and my mom lets me sit in the front seat sometimes. my favorite skier is sean white. I also have a shit ton of nerf sharp shooters so don't mess with me. wanna know a secret? I know over 5 swear words, but don't tell my mom.

things I am good at:

peeing
Throwing up
banging hp123's mom
Skate 3
getting bitches to cry


am I hired?


you are definitely a strong candidate
Jul 4 2014 10:54PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
SFByou are definitely a strong candidate


was my resume not good enough?
Jul 4 2014 10:56PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
.FRY.was my resume not good enough?

correct
Jul 4 2014 10:57PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 6,290
.FRY.was my resume not good enough?


he should hire hp123 so that his mom will be all alone
Jul 4 2014 10:57PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
Brule.he should hire hp123 so that his mom will be all alone


HP123 already has a job. he wipes my ass.
Jul 4 2014 10:59PM
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ebenezer
Posts: 27 - Karma: 86
bro do u even wu tang is 4 tha children? do u?
Jul 4 2014 11:04PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
^ he probly doesnt even
Jul 4 2014 11:17PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
acualywasdolan^ he probly doesnt even


"acualy" he does
Jul 4 2014 11:53PM
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ebenezer
Posts: 27 - Karma: 86
get a job as a hooker
Jul 4 2014 11:55PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7514 - Karma: 51,161
Heyyyyy. Im Alex. I would rlly like this job. I was grapejuice3000's personal servant for 2 years. I own an arsenal of dragon dildos ranging from 3-17 inches. I also assist spagget in making places 2 sp00ky 4 u.
Jul 5 2014 12:02AM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
SFByou are definitely a strong candidate


Cool boss. Looks like me and fry are your guys. No hetero.
Jul 5 2014 12:12AM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
Im black, you have to hire me or its discrimination and ill sue you, just like it happens every fucking day in america
Jul 5 2014 2:34AM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7495 - Karma: 11,554
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All you should have put is you love cock. You would have won.
Jul 5 2014 9:13AM
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nford
Posts: 227 - Karma: 1,686
My name is Ethiopia and I specialize in religion. I love praying in my free time, and wearing my Turban. One time, my family wanted to become atheist. I killed them for that. Incase you didn't know, religion is more important than ones life.
I feel I will need to kill anyone who does not specialize in my religion. If you do not convert, I will rape you. Then I will kill you.
Jul 5 2014 10:19AM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
Threads like this remind me of why I hate SFB.
Jul 5 2014 10:47AM
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op14
Posts: 1769 - Karma: 4,586
.undetectedThreads like this remind me of why I hate SFB.


The mans offering anyone on ns their dream job and you're bashing him.

Thank you Andrew for the offer, but I am already Hippy's personal dildo tester.
Jul 5 2014 12:38PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
.undetectedThreads like this remind me of why I hate SFB.

you're not getting the job shitlord.
Jul 5 2014 2:05PM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
SFByou're not getting the job shitlord.


Darn
Jul 6 2014 11:14AM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
I would sen nudes but I lost my genitalia in an accident. I now resemble a Ken doll. Can I still get the job?
Jul 6 2014 11:27AM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
Who got the job?
Jul 6 2014 11:45AM
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Scaredwhiteboy
Posts: 1395 - Karma: -938
Dear sir,

Please consider me for your slave position. Below is a copy of my resume for you to peruse at your leisure

Thanks,
ScaredWhitey


Resume



Name: Timid White Child

Birth Date: 07/25/2000

Height: 5’ 9”

Weight: 145 lbs

Hobbies: Skiing, Call of Duty

Bench Press Max: 135 lbs

K/D: 3.2

Skills: mowing the lawn, drawing penises

Software: Google Chrome, Microsoft Paint

Contact: Scaredwhiteboy@newschoolers.com
Jul 6 2014 12:57PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18227 - Karma: 12,372
^ that's a shitty K/D. Not even enough to qualify for the job man

#NotEvenFaZe
Jul 6 2014 3:11PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
OP is an Über nurd and he urinates in his bed often.
Jul 6 2014 3:33PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37540 - Karma: 121,636
your and idiot, OP
Jul 8 2014 2:56PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
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Congruently
Jul 8 2014 3:07PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i hit a hole in one in discgolf the other day.


and i went 2 days with out jerking off
Jul 8 2014 3:13PM
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Espen519
Posts: 552 - Karma: 969
Hope you know Spanish becuase I'm "muy pan dulce"

Good at opening jars of jelly
Can hold breath for 5 seconds
Run a 50 minute mile
Deaf
Blind
Mute
Actually am a sloth
Jul 8 2014 3:58PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
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Wanna know how I know you're lying?
Jul 8 2014 6:00PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
TheSeaCaptainWanna know how I know you're lying?


Because it's summer break.
Jul 8 2014 6:13PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
DeebieSkeebiesyour and idiot, OP


you got yourself a job mister. congratulations
Jul 8 2014 8:20PM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978
Looks like I'm too late to get the job, right?
Jul 8 2014 9:59PM
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Brule.
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 6,290
SFByou got yourself a job mister. congratulations


I guess HP123 wasn't good enough for the job.
Jul 8 2014 10:11PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
So I inv didn't get the job? Or....
Jul 9 2014 1:40AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
I'm confused...are you getting another one, or am I fired?
Jul 9 2014 1:41AM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
snobunnyI'm confused...are you getting another one, or am I fired?


He realized that he couldnt compete with casey so youre fired.
Jul 9 2014 5:26AM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
ok boss sounds good. I'll be there tomorrow morning bright and early.
Jul 9 2014 9:32PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
Just fire everyone and how fry and I.
Jul 9 2014 9:38PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10831 - Karma: 57,376
I don't have cooties. Hire me.
Jul 9 2014 9:56PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
.BlinkyJust fire everyone and how fry and I.


best idea i've heard today
Jul 9 2014 9:58PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
immasI don't have cooties. Hire me.


Pink name. She's a liar. Everyone with a vagina has cooties. And adamant liar syndrome.
Jul 9 2014 9:59PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
>looking for a job
>a job
>job
>implying that working for you is a 'Job'

it would be an honor
Jul 9 2014 10:20PM
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frickindarn
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 11,371
Peter.>looking for a job
>a job
>job
>implying that working for you is a 'Job'

it would be an honor


Sorry man. Dibs.
Jul 9 2014 10:21PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
Everyone above me is just like a stick. But together, you form a mighty



who the fuck would work for SFB
Jul 9 2014 10:26PM
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SquattingDog
Posts: 196 - Karma: 393
H.ScorpioEveryone above me is just like a stick. But together, you form a mighty



who the fuck would work for SFB


I'd work for a pile of sticks as payment.
Jul 9 2014 10:32PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
Peter.>looking for a job
>a job
>job
>implying that working for you is a 'Job'

it would be an honor

u can be my wife
Jul 10 2014 1:50AM
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