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The skier code

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Jamieson1998
Posts: 33 - Karma: 1,892
Any rules that are or should be enforced by all skiers
1. Don't eat yellow snow
Jul 3 2014 6:36AM
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joesdapoes
Posts: 171 - Karma: 1,898
whatever you do, just dont touch gapers! you dont want to catch The Fever...
Jul 4 2014 10:53AM
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Brule.
Posts: 3933 - Karma: 6,262
When in doubt, lip on blind 2 every rail you hit.
Jul 4 2014 11:06AM
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HuckNorris44
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 2,393
Dont show anyone from Insider Edition anything cool or fun
Jul 4 2014 12:20PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,223
MinggDon't underestimate girls in park.


Isn't it better to be underestimated than overestimated?

#25 Don't waste precious ski time caring about what others think. Do what is fun for you!
Jul 4 2014 2:21PM
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thefry
Posts: 72 - Karma: 78
no matter what, you're always the best skier on the mountain
Jul 4 2014 2:30PM
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pkick
Posts: 154 - Karma: 697
never complain about no fresh pow. I ski in St Louis
Jul 4 2014 5:02PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13106 - Karma: 18,910
-Faster is ALWAYS better
-Evade patrol at all costs
Jul 4 2014 5:55PM
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Matthew_Denham
Posts: 384 - Karma: 1,267
Never go skiing with your girlfriend
Jul 4 2014 6:07PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Before you drop a sick line, call it so every one around you can watch.
Jul 4 2014 6:16PM
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crotchvent
Posts: 1527 - Karma: 2,184
Take your skis off when pooping in the woods.
Jul 4 2014 6:35PM
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ebenezer
Posts: 27 - Karma: 86
26. pussy is a privilege, not a right
27. always eat the booty
Jul 4 2014 6:44PM
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c0rkmanJones
Posts: 85 - Karma: 218
Message to all dads:

-The Large Jump line is not an alternative to the Mcdonalds play palace.

-In other words, keep your little snow guppies on their training leashes!
Jul 4 2014 8:20PM
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DannyWarley
Posts: 120 - Karma: 433
The first rule of skiing is that you DON'T talk about skiing.
Jul 4 2014 8:46PM
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DannyWarley
Posts: 120 - Karma: 433
The second rule of skiing is that you DON'T talk about skiing
Jul 4 2014 8:46PM
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steezycheese1
Posts: 68 - Karma: 59
if no tranny can be found then make your own
Jul 4 2014 10:46PM
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NoahButtarazzi
Posts: 2 - Karma: 11
Yell when kids on leashes cut you off.
Jul 4 2014 11:10PM
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YungEz
Posts: 62 - Karma: 4,828
181's or you wont have fun
Jul 5 2014 2:44AM
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vibe.crudo
Posts: 461 - Karma: 4,662
Always remember that none of us started skiing with 270s on and cork sevens on the first day, so when someone sucks and falls DO NOT insult them and try to keep your laughing quiet. We all sucked in the beginning.
Jul 5 2014 7:45AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Be an ambassador, rep the sport in a way that makes other people want to give it a try
Jul 5 2014 8:04AM
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McLS
Posts: 1985 - Karma: 6,454
28. Commit or don't throw it.
29. If you stop in the landing, you're in for a raping.
30. Stay steezy rather than spinny, and you'll get much more pussy.
31.The camera: if you can't glide it, just don't move it.
32. Don't try to be better than your friends, try to be better than yourself.
33. If you land dope trick, light up a stick!

ALWAYS tap the donkey dick.
Jul 5 2014 8:38AM
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Surfboard
Posts: 528 - Karma: 397
stizzle4. No friends on a powder day


This is by far the dumbest shit I've ever seen
Jul 5 2014 8:41AM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
33. ABC
ALWAYS
BE
CARVING

NOW LETS REVIEW
Jul 5 2014 9:07AM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,684
The five principles of skiing:
1. Plan your line
2. Check your takeoffs, and landings. Look before you leap
3. Secure your pockets, boots, and helmet
4. Stay in control
5. Use common sense

6. If all else fails, look good while you are at it.


If you got this, have a beer, bro.
Jul 5 2014 1:19PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37517 - Karma: 121,401
If you have a line you're scoping, do your best to drop it ASAP. I've felt bad snaking dudes out of sweet turns but If you snooze, you lose.
Jul 5 2014 3:28PM
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EAST_C0AST
Posts: 26 - Karma: 213
when in a squad, flip for quad
Jul 5 2014 8:41PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
cobra_commanderThe five principles of skiing:
1. Plan your line
2. Check your takeoffs, and landings. Look before you leap
3. Secure your pockets, boots, and helmet
4. Stay in control
5. Use common sense

6. If all else fails, look good while you are at it.


If you got this, have a beer, bro.

says there is 5 principles, names 6 things..
Jul 6 2014 9:24AM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
When in doubt, huck tuck and shout
Jul 6 2014 6:18PM
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Every26
Posts: 11 - Karma: 55
Suusataja2. Bros before hoes

that should be number 1!! haha
Jul 8 2014 12:40AM
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billybadbones
Posts: 33 - Karma: 77
38. ski-blades don't make you look cool
Jul 12 2014 5:45PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
thorrison38. ski-blades don't make you look cool


39. snow blades make you look cool only if you have a saucer
Jul 13 2014 12:42AM
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edai
Posts: 4990 - Karma: 4,677
40. Spin to win
41. Never forget to afterbang
Jul 13 2014 1:19AM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
spliff.Life27. Safety meetings are serious



Hear me out. Getting high and skiing is fun for some of us but if you get too goofy and forget about skiing, you'll get hurt.


Coming from a guy with the username spifflife?
Jul 13 2014 1:39AM
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cydwhit
Posts: 5074 - Karma: 43,034
thorrison38. ski-blades don't make you look cool


Excuse me? Snowler blades, one pieces, and anything relating to McConkey are rad!

Which leads me to my rule: If you suck at park, gape it up, make it a party, don't get obsessed with looking good and forget to have fun.
Jul 13 2014 1:49AM
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suup
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 4,367
169.ski fast and scare people
Jul 13 2014 4:03PM
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 924
Anti_PandaNo bag lunches



What's wrong with this exactly? I can't often afford to spend $15+ on lunch.
Jul 13 2014 8:07PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
The referenced post has been removed.


And if your skis fall off, pick them up before you move out of the way to look at your broken collarbone.
Jul 20 2014 3:19PM
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profa_212
Posts: 8948 - Karma: 36,448
There is always untouched somewhere
Jul 20 2014 3:56PM
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toastyteenagers
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 6,793
39. Stop bumping this thread
Jul 20 2014 4:53PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
Commit or eat shit...
Jul 20 2014 6:51PM
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balzach
Posts: 241 - Karma: 2,616
40. if you buy clothing that isnt over a L, dont wear it skiing. no matter how tall/short/wide/narrow you may be.
Jul 21 2014 6:55PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
41. Jiberish
Jul 22 2014 9:22PM
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knuckle_thugging
Posts: 120 - Karma: 73
Destroy anyone who uses the lip of a rail as a jump or skis down landings
Jul 24 2014 1:56AM
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