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The skier code

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Jamieson1998
Posts: 33 - Karma: 1,892
Any rules that are or should be enforced by all skiers
1. Don't eat yellow snow
Jul 3 2014 6:36AM
2123 310
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Suusataja
Posts: 314 - Karma: 1,113
2. Bros before hoes
Jul 3 2014 6:55AM
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ZachAndCheese
Posts: 816 - Karma: 5,116
The one rule is that there are no rules
Jul 3 2014 9:15AM
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,163
3. Call drop or get shot.
Jul 3 2014 10:04AM
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stizzle
Posts: 371 - Karma: 623
4. No friends on a powder day
Jul 3 2014 11:04AM
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HORK
Posts: 100 - Karma: 1,785
Be rich
Jul 3 2014 11:05AM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
Don't be a dickhead to other riders.
Jul 3 2014 12:36PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
5. wearing full tilts means you can see full tits
Jul 3 2014 12:38PM
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cheerio
Posts: 1032 - Karma: 3,415
6. Buy boots because they fit and not because Wammy Talnuts is wearing them
Jul 3 2014 2:14PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
7. it's chilly so protect your willy
Jul 3 2014 2:18PM
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gravel
Posts: 5518 - Karma: 42,200
8. Never call last run.
Jul 3 2014 2:20PM
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TURRIINI
Posts: 123 - Karma: 772
9. Dont forget Caine for the gondola
Jul 3 2014 2:27PM
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BigDog
Posts: 711 - Karma: 814
10. if someone's solo ask if they want to shred with your crew
Jul 3 2014 2:47PM
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BigDog
Posts: 711 - Karma: 814
11. #spraysnowboarders
Jul 3 2014 2:48PM
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J_Berg
Posts: 562 - Karma: 2,031
12. Use the singles line to get to the top quicker and meet hot babes
Jul 3 2014 2:59PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
13. be encouraging when someone is trying a new trick.
Jul 3 2014 3:04PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
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that's not really an enforced rule. you can piss on your gear all you want.
Jul 3 2014 3:15PM
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HappySoda
Posts: 333 - Karma: 449
Let the skiing talk and not brag about what tricks you can do.
Jul 3 2014 3:17PM
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connorwilson
Posts: 78 - Karma: 2,593
Don't fart in a onesie
Jul 3 2014 3:45PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,015
Yarmel11. #spraysnowboarders


STABsnowboarders
Jul 3 2014 3:47PM
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TahoeGuru
Posts: 117 - Karma: 3,830
When in trouble, tuck for double.
Jul 3 2014 4:01PM
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_Tommo_
Posts: 304 - Karma: 641
14. Helmets are cool
Jul 3 2014 4:04PM
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ben4416
Posts: 33 - Karma: 310
15. Talk shit to racers in park
Jul 3 2014 4:08PM
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jackbwu1899
Posts: 13 - Karma: 51
pizza pie or die
Jul 3 2014 4:37PM
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
If your going to bitch on the hill. I dont wanna hear about how much you miss skiing in the summer. Make the most out of every day.
Jul 3 2014 5:03PM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
pass that shit
Jul 3 2014 5:09PM
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 8,742
16. If you french frie when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.
Jul 3 2014 5:11PM
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steezyclezy
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,260
17. There's no such thing as bad snow, only bad skiers
Jul 3 2014 5:16PM
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steezyclezy
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,260
18. Just because i slept with you, doesn't mean i'll ski with you
Jul 3 2014 5:17PM
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seanahue.
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 3,371
If you complain about the weather/conditions, you're a bitch. Don't be a bitch.

If you say out loud that you are going to try something and back-out, you're a pussy. Don't be a pussy.

If you make fun of other people's style/outerwear/tricks, you're a dick. Don't be a dick.
Jul 3 2014 5:18PM
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Anti_Panda
Posts: 234 - Karma: 95
No bag lunches

Bus your own table
Jul 3 2014 5:23PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
19 whacking your pole is a must, even when dropping in a gnarly parkline ....
Jul 3 2014 5:30PM
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brewernovascotia
Posts: 293 - Karma: 408
well from my observations of newschoolers

1. look gud

2. act ignant

3. safety

4. 4 B's booze, bongs, boobs, and butter

5. goat semen on everything

6. wu-tang

7. skiing skilz
Jul 3 2014 5:36PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
19. Pee in the butt
Jul 3 2014 5:56PM
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PKchu
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 5,943
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Or just don't be a dick...
Jul 3 2014 7:29PM
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JahLiam
Posts: 2321 - Karma: 7,828
if you light a doobie on the lift with a stranger, you're obligated to offer him a hit
Jul 3 2014 7:37PM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,185
21: straight airs are perfectly acceptable
Jul 3 2014 7:50PM
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THEE_wizard
Posts: 304 - Karma: 1,842
You are not Johnny Knoxville, and this is not jackass, jackass.
Jul 3 2014 8:46PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37361 - Karma: 119,724
420: im a bettter skier than you along with everyone on this very mountain.
Jul 3 2014 9:39PM
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Wheat
Posts: 375 - Karma: 1,633
Sometimes you just gotta fuck it and huck it
Jul 3 2014 9:45PM
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UncleRian
Posts: 88 - Karma: 380
22: when in a pickle tuck for triple?
Jul 3 2014 10:08PM
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BBurt
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 3,779
22. No matter what your opinion is if someone asks for the bar down the bar goes down
Jul 3 2014 11:04PM
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Anti_Panda
Posts: 234 - Karma: 95
BBurt22. No matter what your opinion is if someone asks for the bar down the bar goes down


The bar should always go down anyway because its merica and i wanna rest my god damn feet god damnit
Jul 3 2014 11:08PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13975 - Karma: 49,261
Don't underestimate girls in park.
Jul 3 2014 11:08PM
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Autist
Posts: 67 - Karma: 143
Underestimate girls in the park.
Jul 3 2014 11:11PM
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Prof.Pretzel
Posts: 451 - Karma: 796
connorwtvDon't fart in a onesie


Who here is wearing a onesie?
Jul 3 2014 11:45PM
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gohamsam
Posts: 326 - Karma: 2,930
When in doubt, front 2 out
Jul 4 2014 1:01AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
27. Safety meetings are serious



Hear me out. Getting high and skiing is fun for some of us but if you get too goofy and forget about skiing, you'll get hurt.
Jul 4 2014 2:36AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6302 - Karma: 6,567
Every man for himself on in-bounds pow days. I wait for no one INCLUDING friends.

Looking cool is also more important than staying dry
Jul 4 2014 2:41AM
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Julius_Steezer
Posts: 776 - Karma: 4,536
When you're having a mare, catch more air
Jul 4 2014 8:53AM
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