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Things Tim Howard Could Save

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4FRNT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nOPFn5JceY
Jul 2 2014 2:12PM
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soulskier
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Haha, these are starting to pop up

My favorite being the dinosaurs from a meteor
Jul 2 2014 2:13PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Jul 2 2014 2:39PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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he could save newschoolers from hp123

THANKS TIM!!!
Jul 2 2014 3:21PM
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theBearJew
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Jul 2 2014 3:34PM
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AT-AT
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Haha, this could be great
Jul 2 2014 3:59PM
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ModMommy
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Hahahaha yes!!
Jul 2 2014 4:37PM
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Bodhisattva_
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He was briefly named the US Secretary of Defense on Wikipedia. That was amusing.
Jul 2 2014 4:39PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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Lost. Hard.

Jul 2 2014 4:45PM
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theBearJew
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http://imgur.com/a/BDTgy
Jul 2 2014 6:24PM
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Brule.
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Jul 2 2014 6:51PM
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cp_7
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this thread has potential
Jul 2 2014 8:18PM
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cp_7
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this thread has potential
Jul 2 2014 8:18PM
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.Hugo.
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Brule.

Im pretty sure in this picture hes making the boat sink.....
Jul 2 2014 8:19PM
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TOAST.
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.Hugo.Im pretty sure in this picture hes making the boat sink.....

what a dick
Jul 2 2014 8:43PM
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.Rybak.
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theBearJew


This is gold.
Jul 2 2014 9:11PM
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.FRY.
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Turd.Fergusonhe could save newschoolers from hp123

THANKS TIM!!!


that's my job
Jul 2 2014 9:12PM
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acualywasdolan
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theBearJew


Win
Jul 2 2014 9:54PM
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CubanLinx
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My marriage...
Jul 3 2014 12:00AM
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Peter.
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this isnt even a multi page thread yet and i already love it
Jul 3 2014 12:28AM
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stickski
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dolan, yoski, and hp123 from clicking "Create Thread"
Jul 3 2014 12:32AM
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DrZoidberg
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Just did this one

Jul 3 2014 9:40AM
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PacificRimJob
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Tim Howard can save me 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico.
Jul 3 2014 9:49AM
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1337
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DingoSeanTim Howard can save me 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Tim Howard could save me twice as much in half the time #nationwide
Jul 3 2014 9:51AM
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PacificRimJob
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Tim Howard only shops at Save Mart.
Jul 3 2014 9:54AM
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.Rybak.
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DingoSeanTim Howard only shops at Save Mart.

Tim Howard only shops at Savers*
Jul 3 2014 9:56AM
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PacificRimJob
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Tim Howard could save Private Ryan's brothers.
Jul 3 2014 9:58AM
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Kekambas.
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DingoSeanTim Howard could save Private Ryan's brothers.


Jul 3 2014 10:00AM
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PacificRimJob
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Tim Howard could save the Dodo bird.
Jul 3 2014 10:03AM
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.Rybak.
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Tim Howard could save Peyton Mannings pride.
Jul 3 2014 10:03AM
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stizzle
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The ultimate question... Could Tim Howard block a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick?
Jul 3 2014 10:08AM
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bfulmer
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stizzleThe ultimate question... Could Tim Howard block a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick?


Chuck Norris hasn't been funny for like 8 years
Jul 3 2014 10:34AM
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Huck_Norris
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stizzleThe ultimate question... Could Tim Howard block a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick?




No, but he would save the whole island that said roundhouse was slated to vaporize.
Jul 3 2014 10:35AM
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Ski_the_east01
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Jul 3 2014 10:35AM
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.Rybak.
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Just made this one.

Jul 3 2014 10:42AM
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AT-AT
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Jul 15 2014 9:05PM
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bfulmer
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this thread had so much potential :(
Jul 16 2014 11:18AM
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vandersteeze
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theBearJew


looks like we are done here folks
Jul 16 2014 1:26PM
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1337
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Even Tim Howard couldn't save Brazil against Germany
Jul 16 2014 1:56PM
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DERS.
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Walter.1337Even Tim Howard couldn't save Brazil against Germany


holy shit dude good one!!!!
Jul 16 2014 4:51PM
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PacificRimJob
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Walter.1337Even Tim Howard couldn't save Brazil against Germany


Pretty sure the US military couldn't defend that onslaught.
Jul 16 2014 4:55PM
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DizzyG
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Jul 16 2014 8:15PM
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PacificRimJob
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Somebody should post a photo of Howard saving everyone from having to see Henrik's drawers during the olympics.
Jul 18 2014 4:33PM
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HamFaceGirl
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lol
2 funny
Jul 18 2014 5:48PM
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Dolan.Escobar
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DingoSeanSomebody should post a photo of Howard saving everyone from having to see Henrik's drawers during the olympics.


Wouldnt be that easy to convey in one picture
Jul 18 2014 11:28PM
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.Rybak.
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Dolan.EscobarWouldnt be that easy to convey in one picture


Sure it would. All you would have to do is put howards hand over henriks butt.
Jul 18 2014 11:54PM
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S.J.W
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Not even Tim Howard could save Kim Kardashians marriage.
Jul 19 2014 6:50AM
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frickindarn
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Jul 20 2014 1:21AM
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bdonn
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This is by far one of the funniest threads i've ever read on Newschoolers.
Jul 23 2014 6:30PM
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Lé.Skiing
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did this quickly... so it looks like shit. but here:
Jul 23 2014 7:03PM
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