Replying to Stupid park crew stories.

I've met some pretty dumb park crew in my life but I think the worst story is when I jumped onto the side of a rail while a girl was raking the lip and she freaked out and yelled at me for doing so. And to add on, some random snowboard girl felt the need to lecture me on how I could fall and really hurt her (Because falling up a hill and braking a girls leg is very likely to happen.) I just want to here some other funny stories about park crew of lifties or basically anyone on a hill that has started a stupid argument.