Tech nerds- off the grid problem

off the grid and wifi....does not compute

You can't go without technology for a little while?

ChrisMcCandlessYou can't go without technology for a little while?

this. Fuck your generation. Spend time with your damn family

It is really easy, all it takes is money

Olimarthis. Fuck your generation. Spend time with your damn family

Actually though. I was at a music festival last weekend and they couldnt run the water refilling stations outside of the festival grounds because they needed both generators to run the phone recharging station that was next to it. Like fuck you. The fact that kids cant get away from the outside world for 4 days like what one is supposed to do at a festival and they chose to recharge their damn phones over refilling their water bottles so they can instagram and tweet pictures and stupid shit and brag to their friends about shit that no one really actually cares about like "OOOMMGGG I just saw Outkast itt was soooo goooood!!!!1!!11" Grow the fuck up. Jesus.

/rant

Olimarthis. Fuck your generation. Spend time with your damn family

Yikes- we are looking for a fix because it's likely my parents will soon be permanently living there and they will need wifi for work and such.

Get satellite internet?

why assume free WiFi in this sitch?

get your very own portable pocket satilite

Olimarthis. Fuck your generation. Spend time with your damn family

You're not old enought to say that, you're in the same generation as him

.Hugo.You're not old enought to say that, you're in the same generation as him

Show him some respect, he lost his arm in Nam

El_Barto.Show him some respect, he lost his arm in Nam

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

SideShowBobWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

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SideShowBobWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

ooohhhh burn......

SideShowBobWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

Your attempts to kill him always fail. Why should he be scared of you

We use a transmitter/receiver, that sends a signal about 3-5miles across a lake, but I believe it requires line of sight. It's hidden under our deck and has a coaxial cable out, that plugs into a modem/router.

The neighbours use a satellite. Around here the dish needs to face the open sky to the east. They have to put the dish way up high on a tall tree to get above the canopy.

Is there telephone wiring? If so, then I don't see any reason why getting DSL internet, and therefore wifi, is not possible. If there isn't your worst case scenario is pay an arm and a leg for satellite internet.

As far as your cell service, you may be able to get service using a booster, such as the ones made by Wilson Electronics (link below). I live in Montana and our work trucks have them, and they do make a difference. However, if there's absolutely no service, they obviously won't do shit. Since this is a home application, you basically need to be able to pick up a signal standing on the roof of the house, since this is where your antenna would go. If you can't you're SOL as far as cell service, get a landline. You can use Google Voice to make your landline and cell phone both ring for all your calls, I think.


http://www.wilsonelectronics.com