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Callout Ski companies: Ugly topsheets

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rememberscott
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Who are you letting design your shitty ass topsheets? Did you decide to doodle while you were sitting on your thumb? Or did you just use your thumb to design the topsheet? Shits weak. I'm actually embarassed for a couple of companies with what they release every year. Talk about bland. Step your fucking game up.

Couple companies that are doing it right - Icelantic. J skis. Line (pollards skis only)

I get it. Who cares about the topsheet as long as they perform. I call Bullshit. If you want a ski that sells and get people interested, design an appealing topsheet. If the ski performs, and you come out with an even sicker topsheet the next year, I'll probably buy the same ski again.

I challenge you ski company twats to design something that makes me look twice.
Jun 24 2014 11:59PM
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.Rybak.
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My dick smells like asparagus.

Is this normal?
Jun 25 2014 12:00AM
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rememberscott
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ThurnisHaleyMy dick smells like asparagus.

Is this normal?


if you're a pussy, yes
Jun 25 2014 12:03AM
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S.J.W
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Dumbest thread of summer 2014 so far.

Good Job!!!
Jun 25 2014 12:08AM
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.FRY.
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ThurnisHaleyMy dick smells like asparagus.

Is this normal?


I have the same problem except mine smells like pizza
Jun 25 2014 12:11AM
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.Rybak.
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.FRY.I have the same problem except mine smells like pizza


omg seriously? You're so lucky.
Jun 25 2014 12:12AM
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rememberscott
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ThurnisHaleyomg


omgpdtbmc
Jun 25 2014 12:13AM
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rememberscott
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ChubbyBoyDumbest thread of summer 2014 so far.

Good Job!!!


I'd rather claim that than have a chub like you. chubbie boy
Jun 25 2014 12:21AM
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IDMT_BC024
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Many ski companies are more interested in the vast majority of skiers (aka recreational, 2- 3 weeks a year, older skiers) than the fairly small demographic that is free skiers/ riders.
Bland sells to a lot of people. Can't blame them for catering to that, it's not easy to make money selling skis.
Jun 25 2014 12:26AM
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rememberscott
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IDMT_BC024Many ski companies are more interested in the vast majority of skiers (aka recreational, 2- 3 weeks a year, older skiers) than the fairly small demographic that is free skiers/ riders.
Bland sells to a lot of people. Can't blame them for catering to that, it's not easy to make money selling skis.


everyone seems to buy the bacons... what u know bout that bruhh?

fuck outsourcing line you cheap bastards
Jun 25 2014 12:28AM
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Mingg
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Why you gotta hate dude.

Seriously you sound like a pro ho trying to buy skis right now.
Jun 25 2014 12:31AM
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rememberscott
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MinggWhy you gotta hate dude.

Seriously you sound like a pro ho trying to buy skis right now.


and you sound like you're drooling to slob on my knob.. don't worry you'll get your turn.

criticism is good. bitch.
Jun 25 2014 12:51AM
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shin-bang
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i agree on ops thread if anyone cares
Jun 25 2014 1:02AM
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danbrown
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golden wheelchair for sure
Jun 25 2014 1:07AM
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rememberscott
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ski_da_powi agree on ops thread if anyone cares


cheers
Jun 25 2014 1:15AM
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Mingg
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ski_da_powi agree on ops thread if anyone cares


It's okay to agree but don't be a little bitch like him.
Jun 25 2014 1:16AM
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rememberscott
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MinggIt's okay to agree but don't be a little bitch like him.


but wait mingg, you're the little bitch in this thread??

:D
Jun 25 2014 1:20AM
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IDMT_BC024
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HP123everyone seems to buy the bacons... what u know bout that bruhh?

fuck outsourcing line you cheap bastards


Apparently more than you do.
Jun 25 2014 1:57AM
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elm.
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i don't even understand who you're trying to call out in this thread.

and....praxis, 4frnt, liberty all have dope graphics (not all their skis, but most)
Jun 25 2014 2:10AM
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Mingg
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HP123but wait mingg, you're the little bitch in this thread??

:D


Lucky for you op, butthurt is only temporary and should go away once your balls drop.
Jun 25 2014 2:15AM
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perryhunter
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HP123Who are you letting design your shitty ass topsheets? Did you decide to doodle while you were sitting on your thumb? Or did you just use your thumb to design the topsheet? Shits weak. I'm actually embarassed for a couple of companies with what they release every year. Talk about bland. Step your fucking game up.

Couple companies that are doing it right - Icelantic. J skis. Line (pollards skis only)

I get it. Who cares about the topsheet as long as they perform. I call Bullshit. If you want a ski that sells and get people interested, design an appealing topsheet. If the ski performs, and you come out with an even sicker topsheet the next year, I'll probably buy the same ski again.

I challenge you ski company twats to design something that makes me look twice.



Oh well, you can have your options if you want your topsheet more presentable, or shall I say the one you preferred to have, you can have your skis be customized either. For sure you can have a ski or a topsheet rather that you probably like, and one of a kind.
Jun 25 2014 2:28AM
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elm.
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perryhunterOh well, you can have your options if you want your topsheet more presentable, or shall I say the one you preferred to have, you can have your skis be customized either. For sure you can have a ski or a topsheet rather that you probably like, and one of a kind.


wut
Jun 25 2014 2:41AM
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B_K
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Don't judge a book by its cover maaaannn
Jun 25 2014 9:21AM
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MLJ
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-Watches everyone try to argue with troll -
*sighs*
Jun 25 2014 9:44AM
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Nate.Dog
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smellswut


You can actually buy after market "topsheets" online, basically just a really big durable sticker that goes over your skis. I personally think it's rather stupid but you can do it.

Or you can contact a small ski company (on3p, or one of the custom ski companies) and either use topsheets you like or design your own.
Jun 25 2014 9:58AM
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rememberscott
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MinggLucky for you op, butthurt is only temporary and should go away once your balls drop.


my balls dropped onto your moms face last night. and my butt still hurts, but only because she didn't use lube with her strap-on
Jun 25 2014 10:02AM
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Brule.
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OP:
Jun 25 2014 10:29AM
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RubberSoul
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i mean, he's right. half the topsheets look like they were designed by someone's kid brother in the 90s
Jun 25 2014 10:41AM
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LOLZfajitas
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Op is a bag of tacos you put in a butt blender and chop to the crop with banana and hotsauce, fluff it up in a mixomatic 9000 and wal ah you got the am smit sauce boss loss of samich op sucks his own twat with a pack of menthol rice crispys
Jun 25 2014 11:15AM
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jkelly
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A lot of top sheets chip and ware away anyway, its not like you have to look at them for long. What's the average life of a park ski? 1 season? Maybe half a season? Maybe even less. I would be more focused on the other side of the ski.
Jun 25 2014 11:20AM
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KravtZ
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Stupidest thread of the year....look at ski graphics 10 years ago. They are getting cooler over time. I kinda agree though not a fan of skiing on crazy graphics with all kinds of stuff going on...Would much rather have like all matte black skis or wooden colored skis
Jun 25 2014 11:20AM
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Spagett+
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RubberSouli mean, he's right. half the topsheets look like they were designed by someone's kid brother in the 90s


That sounds awesome
Jun 25 2014 11:28AM
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cheaaaaaa
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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, mannnnnnnnnnn
Jun 25 2014 11:54AM
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.frenchy
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who cares lol its a top sheet
Jun 25 2014 11:55AM
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Line_Skis
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inb4 J skis makes a ski about this thread
Jun 25 2014 12:49PM
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cheerio
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Line_Skisinb4 J skis makes a ski about this thread


they def will "the new "nice topsheet" ski" it will def be on the new newschoolers collab if they make one
Jun 25 2014 12:54PM
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Steamboiz
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Who gives a fuck? All skis should be black like the ULTIMATES on SSX on Tour
Jun 25 2014 1:20PM
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integrated
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but for real fat-ypus..
Jun 25 2014 1:29PM
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arnie_grape
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op likes collages
Jun 25 2014 1:30PM
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lwgp
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I agree with op, I also really don't like the design for b dogs pro model next year
Jun 25 2014 1:35PM
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Wampire
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OP:
Jun 25 2014 1:46PM
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JoeyT
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Who the fuck even cares about skiing anymore anyway?
Jun 25 2014 1:49PM
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j.engel
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HP123 for new skierrman?
Jun 25 2014 1:58PM
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JoeyT
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https://www.newschoolers.com/membervideo/717444.0/Get-Stoked--Speech-?s=210808&t=6&o=8
^^^ also this guy designs my top sheets
Jun 25 2014 2:02PM
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.Rybak.
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Op just doesn't like GrizzlyCorns.
Jun 25 2014 2:10PM
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J skis are ugly af imho
Jun 25 2014 2:51PM
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Heart
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I agree with you OP. Sure performance is the number one thing to consider in every ski, but the fact of the matter is that nobody wants an ugly ski. I'm not going to buy your skis if they look like shit. I think manufacturers have been getting a lot better about this though. Skis that just have logos plastered all over them seem to be less and less common.

In my opinion the perfect top sheet is something like the 2009-2010 Line Chronic - a ski with minimal branding on the topsheet.
Jun 25 2014 3:03PM
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eddy9
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Gràfics are shit because companies insint on bringing out new ones every year(so some spoilt kid can jerk off to the *new* skis wich are no different to last year's) but they lack creativity to keep the new graphics cool.
Jun 25 2014 3:31PM
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