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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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iH8pow
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Total privilege post. My parents back in the day told me they would match 50% of what I put into retirement. Little did they know I've actually been living comfortably enough to max out my 401k contributions. So I can't blame them for not keeping their word with that and I've never really brought it up because I feel like I don't need their money and I want them to retire. But they made the mistake of telling me they donated $15k to a boys choir in like England or some shit. Also fine, but I also told my dad about bitcoin a year ago around the time they donated that money and he shrugged it off saying it was a bad investment and a bubble. Well fuck, if he would have just put a portion of that 15k into bitcoin instead... I don't know if I should tell my parents how they fucked up or if that will just create more doubt in their life. Also we got a financial planner and she convinced my wife to not invest any money until she has 8 months of savings in a bank saving account. Look what the stock market and bitcoin has done since then.. I hate these old school financial planners. So it's ok to assume me and my wife couldboth lose our jobs for 8 months and not be able to sell any of the assets we have, but I'm a crazy prepper for buying gold and silver? f'k that
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Titus69
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You can like him if you want but I don’t think there’s anyone I wanna punch in the face more than Trump right now. Stop fucking tweeting about how great you are for being an arrogant pile of orange shit and fix this country so my parents don’t have to pay more than double what they use too. Not saying the news is dishonest, but a lot of this shit is physical proof that he sucks cocks.

I honestly believe if you hold his face and scream to him about how he sucks and isn’t an incredible man he’d just quietly say something like “nope” or “you’re wrong” in his stupid confident tone.

Also shoutout Meeks.
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Titus69


You can like him if you want but I don’t think there’s anyone I wanna punch in the face more than Trump right now. Stop fucking tweeting about how great you are for being an arrogant pile of orange shit and fix this country so my parents don’t have to pay more than double what they use too. Not saying the news is dishonest, but a lot of this shit is physical proof that he sucks cocks.

I honestly believe if you hold his face and scream to him about how he sucks and isn’t an incredible man he’d just quietly say something like “nope” or “you’re wrong” in his stupid confident tone.

Also shoutout Meeks.


Honestly....i think this would be a great idea(with or without Trump and his narssacistic ass)

They should keep tabs on the major networks and have a % or something of factual stories that you should be able to look up. News needs to be held accountable in some fashion.
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Profahoben_212Honestly....i think this would be a great idea(with or without Trump and his narssacistic ass)

They should keep tabs on the major networks and have a % or something of factual stories that you should be able to look up. News needs to be held accountable in some fashion.


Oh absolutely, no news outlet is honest to the core anymore, but just cause one likes to call you out or accuse you the worst (idk why he truly hates CNN) doesn’t mean you have to be a pussy about them. I use to hate how the news ripped on trump for everything but god he’s such a fuckhead. A lot of this shit you can’t make up lately, some of his policies suck but he’s just such a POS in general it makes it worse, like does he really think he’s gonna win Times “man of the year?”
Now that Time replied to him saying he’s way out of line for saying that, he’ll probably start bashing on them.
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theabortionator
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CoreyTrevorTotal privilege post. My parents back in the day told me they would match 50% of what I put into retirement. Little did they know I've actually been living comfortably enough to max out my 401k contributions. So I can't blame them for not keeping their word with that and I've never really brought it up because I feel like I don't need their money and I want them to retire. But they made the mistake of telling me they donated $15k to a boys choir in like England or some shit. Also fine, but I also told my dad about bitcoin a year ago around the time they donated that money and he shrugged it off saying it was a bad investment and a bubble. Well fuck, if he would have just put a portion of that 15k into bitcoin instead... I don't know if I should tell my parents how they fucked up or if that will just create more doubt in their life. Also we got a financial planner and she convinced my wife to not invest any money until she has 8 months of savings in a bank saving account. Look what the stock market and bitcoin has done since then.. I hate these old school financial planners. So it's ok to assume me and my wife couldboth lose our jobs for 8 months and not be able to sell any of the assets we have, but I'm a crazy prepper for buying gold and silver? f'k that


I was going to say definitely leave it, but if they donated 15k to some random choir I'd bring it up and be like "thanks guys".

I get the whole keeping saving for a rainy day thing. 8 months seems a little overkill though if you really needed it, you could get that money out, even if it's at a loss.

As far as bitcoin I wish I had just done it. I still don't understand enough about it. I guess it's getting so legitimate it can't really get shutdown, but that was one of my fears. I thought about getting in when it was upper 200s low 300s. I didn't know if it would go much above 700 and how long that would take. Never really though it'd go over 1k. Fuck.

At least I tripled up on silver 8 or 9 years ago. Did the same thing though. Told a bunch of people about it when it was 10.17 it eventually got up to 26 within a few years. I sold all mine by low 30s though. Ended up needing to replace an engine in my car and I had done alright.

Fuck though. People got rich on bitcoin. If I had gotten in on anything low I would get the fuck out though. Good for them, shame on me lol
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.lencon
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Prepare yourselves kiddos.. this rant might be a longer one.. or it might be short.





BUT HOLY FUCK why are people so terrible? I feel like I had some good people in my life the past 2-3 years, but now it's just so hit and miss. People I still care about and have done a ton for treat me like shit.. don't really talk to them anymore, but it's like really?? Do you just not give a shit or is your memory worse than a bag of rocks that you can't remember all the shit I did for you?

I also live in a town where 45% of people are Mormon (I was raised Mormon, some of family/best friends are Mormon), 45% hate the Mormons, then you have 10% of people who are actually chill. Some of the Mormons really are annoying and hypocritical, but hating on them isn't going to resolve a damn thing. It just makes it worse. Then I have "friends" who are chill with mormons, but they've started doing fucking coke and meth. WHAT THE FUCK?!

Is it really so hard to find people that dont do coke/meth, don't hate everyone, actually recognize what you do for them, and aren't lazy as fuck?

I realize why I don't have friends here. It's because
A) I don't do cocaine
B) I don't listen to nasty trap rap
C) I'm not Mormon
D) I don't hate Mormons
E) I don't like to sit on my ass all day

And the list goes on...


Is it possible to find a cute blonde girl that appreciates the nice things you do, isn't religious in a negative way, doesn't hate others, isn't lazy, isn't stuck up, isn't shallow.. etc etc etc


Why the fuck am I still typing y'all get the gist.





Can't wait for the snow to fall, have a feeling I'm gonna do a bit of solo shredding this year, but that's fine. Gonna do lots of explorin while staying safe, shredding to good music. Super stoked to link up with the ole homies in Wydaho later this winter and go to Reno for a few weeks as well this spring.

Life is bonkers. But so am I.
8 years ago
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OregonDead
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So one of my homeboys from my class in school dropped off about 4 years ago. People thought he was going schizophrenic or something and he told most of my friends including my wife to fuck off and not talk to him. At that point he had some money saved up and he bought a car and disappeared. Duded showed back up a couple of weeks ago. Sounds like he's been living out of his car and occasional hotels since we saw him last and had been doing less and less frequent programming consultant work off and on. Sounds like he hasn't worked in a long time now and he's really hard up. I really want to help the guy but I've got my own issues and my wife understandably doesn't want him to use our address or anything. I can help him with a little cash but that's not sustainable. Fucking bummer to see someone struggling and not know what to do.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Do employee ride day they said, it will be fun they said.

Woke up early to wait for too long for the bus to leave northstar. Also took the slowest route ever.

Riding was really good at least.

Bus left me at Kirkwood. Supposed to work tomorrow but clearly that wont happen. At least i found a ride to south lake so i can sleep at a friend's.

Then I have to conjure my way to northstar to get my car/work. Also my shoes are in the bus.

I get they said meet at 3 but I was there at 3:04 nobody. Would have been almost on time but had to pee since it was a 2 hour drive in that rig.

Pretty stoked.

Good day of riding but the last employee ride day Ill fuck with. Ugh. Hopefully I dont get into shit if Im late or no show for work tomorrow. Already messaged my boss. I would honestly rather be at work, its just getting there thats a problem.
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JAHpow
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.lenconIs it possible to find a cute blonde girl that appreciates the nice things you do, isn't religious in a negative way, doesn't hate others, isn't lazy, isn't stuck up, isn't shallow.. etc etc etc


Nope, time to go gay
8 years ago
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Was supposed to work tomorrow but called off. I think I have a ride tomorrow. I hitched a ride to south lake earlier and staying at a friends here. Would have liked to work causeI have shit to do and weve been light on hours since were not open. Will be stoked to get back up there though.
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SkiThe603
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P1) Why do massive mountain not uses the PEEP's system to keep people out of the parks that don't belong there. It would be safer for everyone if the parks were left to those who are hitting features and knowing the proper signs and signals for when features are safe to hit or not safe to hit.

P2) Do people not understand the point of a singles line, say a family of four get in and then get a chairlift to themselves. The singles line is there for people who are riding solo and don't give a fuck who the ride the lift with. If you wanna ride with your kids, wait in the 4 person line like everyone else.

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8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Car alarm from 4 or so for a have hour then again at 5:30. That was chill. Also the stupid dogs across the street are back.

On the plus I got my shoes back today and got to ski a bit with a buddy.
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theabortionator
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Did I run into today at the security or transport office?
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Word. I was a little worried because they were MIA since tuesday. Saw an email when I got home today telling me they were getting sent up to you guys at the end of the day, but had already grabbed them. Thanks for calling and figuring out where they were.

I just switched to swing yesterday since we opened. Probably rocking swing for 2 weeks ish then going to grave for the rest of the season.

I'll be out riding a decent amount here and there.
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kick her out then. let her know she's not welcome to live there unless she helps out. or make her bf pay her part
8 years ago
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ronders_
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I bought a pair of FT classics 2 years ago thinking they'd be a worthy investment and they'd last for years. Well since then I've had probably only 10 days on them, just barely broke them in, and 2 buckles have broken. When I put them to a tighter setting as soon as I latch the buckle down they just skip right back to the loosest setting. It's the top buckle and the toe buckle both on the right boot so I have one boot now that's just super loose. I'm out of the 1 year warranty so I'm basically fucked into spending $40+ on new buckles.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Bought a vacuum, broom, and mop today so I could clean my shithole of an apartment.

What kind of wooks don't own any of the above in a place they've been living semi long term?

My room was fucked when I moved in. The price was the best option but I've been planning on getting a vacuum or at least borrowing one since the first day here.

To be able to walk around your home barefoot without all kinds of weird shit getting stuck to your feet.

The amount of stuff I pulled up in the vacuum was pretty impressive. Was thinking of renting a rug doctor but the wooks are going to probably fuck the place again. Although it would be sweet to do my room. Might be worth the 30 bucks. Either way just stoked to have vacuumed it, place was shady as fuck.

Also cleaned and mopped the bathrooms and kitchen. Stoked to have it all to myself the next 2 and a half weeks. Going to be bummed when they come home.
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Well my phone didnt charge last night cause the port is all fucked, shut down entirely, eventually turned on at work but was frozen, got it up to 23% after I scheduled an appt at Apple down the road, then it just stopped and would only show the white screen and the dead battery sign. Went into Apple after a shitty day of work, turns out the dumbshit lady scheduled me for Wednesday without even asking what day i wanted... considering I said i could come tonight after 5, so the kid tried to help as much as he could which means he tried cleaning my charge port. Came home to try and get it back on just like all day at work and now its shattered.

Shoulda got this fixed in the summer but assumed it wouldnt fuck me all the sudden. So fuck you Apple, Im done until you can make a phone that lasts, my old ipod touch even got fucked up pretty quick in HS.

Any good androids for cheap? Trying to get a Samsung of some sort, parents have no complaints with theirs...
8 years ago
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Titus69Well my phone didnt charge last night cause the port is all fucked, shut down entirely, eventually turned on at work but was frozen, got it up to 23% after I scheduled an appt at Apple down the road, then it just stopped and would only show the white screen and the dead battery sign. Went into Apple after a shitty day of work, turns out the dumbshit lady scheduled me for Wednesday without even asking what day i wanted... considering I said i could come tonight after 5, so the kid tried to help as much as he could which means he tried cleaning my charge port. Came home to try and get it back on just like all day at work and now its shattered.

Shoulda got this fixed in the summer but assumed it wouldnt fuck me all the sudden. So fuck you Apple, Im done until you can make a phone that lasts, my old ipod touch even got fucked up pretty quick in HS.

Any good androids for cheap? Trying to get a Samsung of some sort, parents have no complaints with theirs...

LG G6
8 years ago
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Chubz.
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Titus69Well my phone didnt charge last night cause the port is all fucked, shut down entirely, eventually turned on at work but was frozen, got it up to 23% after I scheduled an appt at Apple down the road, then it just stopped and would only show the white screen and the dead battery sign. Went into Apple after a shitty day of work, turns out the dumbshit lady scheduled me for Wednesday without even asking what day i wanted... considering I said i could come tonight after 5, so the kid tried to help as much as he could which means he tried cleaning my charge port. Came home to try and get it back on just like all day at work and now its shattered.

Shoulda got this fixed in the summer but assumed it wouldnt fuck me all the sudden. So fuck you Apple, Im done until you can make a phone that lasts, my old ipod touch even got fucked up pretty quick in HS.

Any good androids for cheap? Trying to get a Samsung of some sort, parents have no complaints with theirs...


whats your price range yo
8 years ago
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Chubz.
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Titus69Well my phone didnt charge last night cause the port is all fucked, shut down entirely, eventually turned on at work but was frozen, got it up to 23% after I scheduled an appt at Apple down the road, then it just stopped and would only show the white screen and the dead battery sign. Went into Apple after a shitty day of work, turns out the dumbshit lady scheduled me for Wednesday without even asking what day i wanted... considering I said i could come tonight after 5, so the kid tried to help as much as he could which means he tried cleaning my charge port. Came home to try and get it back on just like all day at work and now its shattered.

Shoulda got this fixed in the summer but assumed it wouldnt fuck me all the sudden. So fuck you Apple, Im done until you can make a phone that lasts, my old ipod touch even got fucked up pretty quick in HS.

Any good androids for cheap? Trying to get a Samsung of some sort, parents have no complaints with theirs...


the one plus 5t has everything the iphone x has for half the price.
500 bucks gets you
128gb of storage
face unlock
touchID on the back
portrait mode
amoled display
better battery

its pretty much an android version of the iphone 8+ with every feature the iphone x has.
if i went back to android that would probably be my first choice.
8 years ago
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Titus69
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sambuswellLG G6


Chubz.whats your price range yo

Got a $24 a month for 2 years, to hell with paying full price.
Sent the Galaxy s7, my dad seems to like the ones hes had and ive always wanted one, hopefully getting it in tomorrow. Still gotta pay like $150 off of the iphone though, not like it was gonna make it far, thought about getting a new phone out of impulse during my lunch for a few weeks. Thing was so fucked, my droid razr was pretty bad but started to shit the bed like 7-8 months later than the iphone did.
8 years ago
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taylornicky
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Just watched the local news with my dad and there was absolutely no mention of Bears Ears. There was mention of multiple global and national issues but nothing about Bears Eaers. This makes me so angry. How can this shit still be happening without any acknowledgment in the news?!
8 years ago
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.lencon
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taylornickyJust watched the local news with my dad and there was absolutely no mention of Bears Ears. There was mention of multiple global and national issues but nothing about Bears Eaers. This makes me so angry. How can this shit still be happening without any acknowledgment in the news?!


Because that's not local news. At least not for you.
8 years ago
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taylornicky
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.lenconBecause that's not local news. At least not for you.


I know but I’m saying they were talking about multiple other national and global issues.
8 years ago
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_Garagely_
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A group project/presentation is due today and I'm the only one who has contributed their part. Worst case I'll just awkwardly present what I did while the other people in the group look bad. Still fucking annoying though, fuck group projects.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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My speaker fell off last year and got run over by a cat. Wanted to get another. Walmart doesn't sell them anymore. Found them on the bed bath and beyond website.

I ordered 2 almost 2 weeks ago. Hadn't heard anything or gotten them so checked the website yesterday to figure it out and it said "order canceled".

I called about it and nobody knew why. Was on hold for ages at multiple times. Then still nothing. Finally they transferred it to another department that were going to check it out and call me back. Just called back today because I hadn't heard anything. Nobody had any idea what happen.

Useless whore on the phone told me "Contact your bank because there probably was a problem with your bank or debit card info". Like bitch, I've used my cc on a bunch of stuff the last few weeks and have had 0 problems. That cc hasn't given me issues while traveling all over the world. But suddenly it just shits out because I ordered speakers from your website? Obvious bullshit. And there wasn't even a note about that being the reason it was canceled, she was just making shit up.

Also MOST places and by that I mean pretty much all places will email you if there is a problem with your billing information, payment didn't go through, order was canceled because out of stock etc. NOTHING.

Instead of being smart and saying "I'm sorry about that but if you'd like I can place the order again(maybe give you shipping that isn't complete shit) maybe I would have done it". Instead she was useless so I decided to buy it from another site. Unfortunately they'll old models so I couldn't find them on amazon but I found them on FYE. Just sucks I'm going to have to wait a week to get something I should have already had.

When you fuck up, be nice, and don't call out the customer. Don't people understand customer service? Not that I had any intention of ever buying anything from them anyway, but if for some reason I see something they have that I want, I'll find it elsewhere.

Thank jebus for amazon. They always do right by me.
8 years ago
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_Garagely_
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RaarlA group project/presentation is due today and I'm the only one who has contributed their part. Worst case I'll just awkwardly present what I did while the other people in the group look bad. Still fucking annoying though, fuck group projects.

So one guy did add some slides a few hours before, but it was all random bullshit almost completely unrelated to the topic. He also showed up to class in drag and was kind of tweaking out. Worst fucking group presentation ever, hopefully those two dumbasses don't bring my grade down.
8 years ago
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ChangeCashMoney
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theabortionatorMy speaker fell off last year and got run over by a cat.


Must have been one big ass cat.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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ChangeCashMoneyMust have been one big ass cat.


Ba dum tis
8 years ago
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_Jeffrey_
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I really really HATE living 2 hours from the mountain.... But it's always worth the drive
8 years ago
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Chubz.
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Weather calls for 10-14 on Thursday

hoping we get at least 6” and cold weather so we can FINALLY GET THIS FUCKING SEASON STARTED

seems like the entire country has been skiing for 2 months already
8 years ago
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AveragePete
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Past 2 AP Statistics quizzes I’ve taken I’ve gotten over 100 percent on. Test on the unit comes along today and there is literally fucking ZERO of the material we’ve been working with. Sat there in frustration for 45 minutes and filled in random shit in the multiple choice portion of it. I’ll be lucky to get above a 50%. Fuck.
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Chubz.Weather calls for 10-14 on Thursday

hoping we get at least 6” and cold weather so we can FINALLY GET THIS FUCKING SEASON STARTED

seems like the entire country has been skiing for 2 months already


Not really the entire country, CO,OR,VT I guess. East coast needs a storm, so far go about .8" like mid November but then shit up to current shit now. Waking up for 8am work and it's only like 44 is bull, should be freezing my sack off by now.
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Chubz.
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Titus69Not really the entire country, CO,OR,VT I guess. East coast needs a storm, so far go about .8" like mid November but then shit up to current shit now. Waking up for 8am work and it's only like 44 is bull, should be freezing my sack off by now.

Midwest resorts have been open for what seems like at least a month. Utah people have been skiing since like October. No resort skiing but bonezone and guardsmans count to me. This is the third season in a row where it’s either opening near or after Christmas. Shits whack
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Titus69
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Chubz.Midwest resorts have been open for what seems like at least a month. Utah people have been skiing since like October. No resort skiing but bonezone and guardsmans count to me. This is the third season in a row where it’s either opening near or after Christmas. Shits whack


Yeah my home mtn should be open by now and maybe will this weekend, we just need some natural snow
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Rparr
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Chubz.Midwest resorts have been open for what seems like at least a month. Utah people have been skiing since like October. No resort skiing but bonezone and guardsmans count to me. This is the third season in a row where it’s either opening near or after Christmas. Shits whack


I feel like Peeek n Peak, Holiday Valley, and Ohio are always the last places in the country to open up. We get shafted every year
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daannnnieel
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none of the people I actually talk to who ski, still ski park.

I don't ski much other than park

man this shits annoying. Guess I should stop being such an introvert.
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Chubz.
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RparrI feel like Peeek n Peak, Holiday Valley, and Ohio are always the last places in the country to open up. We get shafted every year


Next Friday yo!! Gonna be blowin snow all this week I’m hyped
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theabortionator
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People who really suck at telling stories. Somebody was playing a podcast of joey diaz. Don't think I know any of his other stuff so maybe it was just a bad one, but jesus fucking christ that guy was horrific at telling a story.

There was this guy at the bar I worked at back in 72 names bob, or maybe it was dan. No I think it was bob. Anyway he used to come in all the time to get away from his wife. Actually it must have been 70 because I was in high school then. I fucking hated high school. Fuck, there was this one teacher.....


Shit like that. Then maybe the guys name wasn't bob or dan, it was predro. Oh wait no it was def 72. And then go on some tangent about buses because he took a school bus to school. And mention some guy he met at a bus stop in this city, way no that city, wait it was actually an alien space ship.

Just sitting there for an hour bored as shit listening to this guy tell his fucking horrible story/stories.
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Chubz.
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theabortionatorPeople who really suck at telling stories. Somebody was playing a podcast of joey diaz. Don't think I know any of his other stuff so maybe it was just a bad one, but jesus fucking christ that guy was horrific at telling a story.

There was this guy at the bar I worked at back in 72 names bob, or maybe it was dan. No I think it was bob. Anyway he used to come in all the time to get away from his wife. Actually it must have been 70 because I was in high school then. I fucking hated high school. Fuck, there was this one teacher.....


Shit like that. Then maybe the guys name wasn't bob or dan, it was predro. Oh wait no it was def 72. And then go on some tangent about buses because he took a school bus to school. And mention some guy he met at a bus stop in this city, way no that city, wait it was actually an alien space ship.

Just sitting there for an hour bored as shit listening to this guy tell his fucking horrible story/stories.

How dare you

joey Diaz is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever listened to.


But but I get it not everybody’s cup of tea. I’m guilty of remembering details as I tell a story so I chime in shit that has little to do with what I’m talking about. Not sure how to fix that lol
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theabortionator
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Chubz.How dare you

joey Diaz is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever listened to.


But but I get it not everybody’s cup of tea. I’m guilty of remembering details as I tell a story so I chime in shit that has little to do with what I’m talking about. Not sure how to fix that lol



He had tom segura on. Not sure if that narrows it down to an episode. Dude wasn't that funny, and his story telling was fucking miserable. It was so bad. He talked the whole time, tom barely got in any words for a good hour before they started talking back and forth a bit.

It was just cock story telling. I realized I'm more interested in the redneck guy sitting next to me at some shitty bar, the old guy that lives down the street that tells me the same essay every time I see him, the million other super painfully boring stories you hear.

I was impressed with how shit it was, and that he actually had a show. I'll have to try and find it. It was fucking impressive.
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Chubz.How dare you

joey Diaz is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever listened to.


But but I get it not everybody’s cup of tea. I’m guilty of remembering details as I tell a story so I chime in shit that has little to do with what I’m talking about. Not sure how to fix that lol



https://youtu.be/BHBtrSYQRvE

Plus or minus 30 min. Talking about a bar, then about doing coke, then not being able to get coke, then beating up a cross country skier, then owing money to some guy at another bar, then more all in one thought pretty much.

I felt like I could knock all the magnet letters off of the fridge and find a more thought out story on the floor.

Maybe it was just a rough one but I was in shock at how fucking bad it was. I was thinking about it on the drive how. I had to look it up to see what the fuck it was, who he was.
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theabortionatorhttps://youtu.be/BHBtrSYQRvE

Plus or minus 30 min. Talking about a bar, then about doing coke, then not being able to get coke, then beating up a cross country skier, then owing money to some guy at another bar, then more all in one thought pretty much.

I felt like I could knock all the magnet letters off of the fridge and find a more thought out story on the floor.

Maybe it was just a rough one but I was in shock at how fucking bad it was. I was thinking about it on the drive how. I had to look it up to see what the fuck it was, who he was.


I mean the dude eats like 1500mg of weed edibles before each episode and so the dude is fuckin fried. I guess if you didn’t like that episode you wouldn’t be a fan of any of them. Some of the episodes on the joe Rogan experience with him are absolutely hilarious.
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