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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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doublecup
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shredasaurusMLK should not have his own day


thats a pretty racist thing to say brutha
8 years ago
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daannnnieel
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shredasaurusMLK should not have his own day


uhh what

doublecupthats a pretty racist thing to say brutha


we actually agree on something? word
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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In general I can't really talk shit about parks.

That said a mountain that I used to work at thinks that instead of building a cohesive park that fits the mountain and the people who ride it, building a giant possibly sketchy booter is what will bring people in.

They also completely half assed their rail jam setup with far more staff than I had. I think some of that was the huge focus on the jumps, again jumps that don't fit the mountain and most people there will not be able to ride.

There are some great kids there, that's why I returned even knowing it was probably a terrible choice. That said 67'(waiting to here the real number) is not something you put in your ONLY park. I believe the park has 4 rails and 4 jumps right now. So out of 4 jumps, 1 is almost 70 feet with no smaller option?

Also they're claiming on facebook. "biggest jump in the east". I would rather hit a well built jump in the 35'- 55' range than something not built as well. People were actually calling out inferno at mount snow. Those jumps probably are the best in the east consistently. at least in the top 3 every year for XL jumps if not. Mount snow has a ton of kids who kill it, yet inferno barely gets traffic. Most people are sending it through the medium and large parks.

So now a mountain that doesn't have that demographic, thinks that building a big jump, is going to take their park to the next level. Sure they'll be able to do a photoshoot and maybe draw in a few people(am I'm sure that's the plan) but come on guys.

That mountain should have anything over 40' 45' tops. Then again what the hell do I know. It's not like I pay attention to this stuff obsessively and build stuff for a living.

I was actually trying to stay stoked for them because I always love to see a park succeed, but if you're going to call somebody out who knows their shit, you better deliver on your end. A 67' jump is nothing more than a claim fest. And after seeing all their facebook posts, it's quite obvious that was the goal.

Idk, it just doesn't make sense to me. If you want to claim something, build a good park. You could build an 80' jump, or a 70' rail, and that doesn't mean your park is sick.

This is why even the biggest parks in the world have small stuff for noobs all the way up. These places put as much time into their small/medium stuff as they do the large/xl. These are places that host pro contests and have a extremely good people riding the parks on the regular. They still put the effort into the small/medium stuff because that's what most of the people are, and you need the progression.

I hate seeing mtns lost as far as parks, but it really gets to me when the same mountains are dicks about it.

Hoping they send some of their staff to cutters camp so they can learn what the hell is going on in this industry.

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8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Also I forgot to note that said jumpline goes from 10, 20, 40, 67. That might be the most retarded progression I've ever heard of. lolWUT
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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People with retarded money arent the most jovial and are extremely dull ive come to learn. These people are also incredibly good at having tax shelters which is brilliant but also infuriating so ill always laugh whenever i hear them rip on poor people for taking advantage of the system. Same shit, different toliet. They just have more things than the poor.


Also hate any taxi/transportation/shuttle driver. These dudes are yahoos and are huge cunts and i dont feel bad for getting a driver blacklisted from all of our resort properties
8 years ago
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daannnnieel
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theabortionatorAlso I forgot to note that said jumpline goes from 10, 20, 40, 67. That might be the most retarded progression I've ever heard of. lolWUT


putting a bunch of entry level riders on the knuckles of those jumps is a very weird idea.

that's two very hurt people and a probable upset family waiting to happen.
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Slush
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theabortionatorAlso I forgot to note that said jumpline goes from 10, 20, 40, 67. That might be the most retarded progression I've ever heard of. lolWUT


Nah I like going from borderline rail lip to mega booter
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theabortionator
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daannnnieelputting a bunch of entry level riders on the knuckles of those jumps is a very weird idea.

that's two very hurt people and a probable upset family waiting to happen.


Pretty much

SlushNah I like going from borderline rail lip to mega booter


Its like having a ton of beginner featutes and then a dub kink stairset it maye be fun to ride all, but they dont blend and shouldnt be in the same park and def not the same line. Theres a reason parks have features within a reasonable range or at worst side by side options
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Slush
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theabortionatorPretty much



Its like having a ton of beginner featutes and then a dub kink stairset it maye be fun to ride all, but they dont blend and shouldnt be in the same park and def not the same line. Theres a reason parks have features within a reasonable range or at worst side by side options


Sometimes parks are just planned by baboons and there's nothing you can really do. Like with my home mountain's park, unless you like 3 foot 4" high flat bars/boxes placed on a borderline parking lot slope, you're just out of luck
8 years ago
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creaturelo
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jaimegilfishFUCKING FUCK THE RAIN FUCK


a dare is a dare
8 years ago
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dkirse
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The referenced post has been removed.


Guests were soooo fucking annoying today. All the conversations I managed to overhear were just stupid. Also, a couple of guests behind me in line at the Big Easy were commenting on how ugly my uniform was...which is like...why? I didn't fucking pick to be a blueberry.
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.lencon
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dkirseGuests were soooo fucking annoying today. All the conversations I managed to overhear were just stupid. Also, a couple of guests behind me in line at the Big Easy were commenting on how ugly my uniform was...which is like...why? I didn't fucking pick to be a blueberry.





Picture of dkirse teaching children how to ski.
8 years ago
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dkirse
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.lencon



Picture of dkirse teaching children how to ski.


Wait Bcoff this was actually funny. I love it. This is accurate.
8 years ago
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Scotty_B
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I fucking hate embing on this site.
/endrant
8 years ago
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Titus69
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Thankfully work scheduled me for 6 days out of nowhere and 5/6 shifts are 5 hours or less and are right between the time I could go ski somewhere good and make it back for a closing shift. So looks like Im gonna be night skiing for an hour at my shitty hill this week, or use my yard rails....
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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is common sense not a thing anymore? like do people not understand the basic concept of weather impacting travel? chances are the roads are going to be pretty bad when you get 1-3ft of snow.
8 years ago
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profa_212
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DeebieSkeebiesis common sense not a thing anymore? like do people not understand the basic concept of weather impacting travel? chances are the roads are going to be pretty bad when you get 1-3ft of snow.


But I own a subaru!!!!!!!
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Profahoben_212But I own a subaru!!!!!!!


ITS SNOWING 3 INCHES/HOUR. WHY ISNT MY UBER DRIVER IN A FWD SEDAN WITH NO CHAINS/SNOWTIRES HERE.
8 years ago
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DayMan
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Seeing all these posts from the last month of so of everyone skiing tits deep pow in Utah/California are really starting to kill me. I might have to say fuck my bank account and book a trip soon, I'm dying here in Florida right now.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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2 of my roomates are dope. One is fresh, like fresh as fuck out of oakland. Came here cause his uncle cooks at snowmass. But Jesus this guy sucks.

First day I was here he was tripping and wandering around, in and out, knocking on peoples doors, having to get brought back to our room.

Drinks other peoples booze, and literally just looks in the fridge for food, but I don't think he's ever bought food.

Luckily he's a pussy and hates beer.

Blasts shitty music.

Idk not a fan. Not sure why the fuck he's in a ski town. Go back to Oakland.
8 years ago
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Pataguccimane
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theabortionatorDrinks other peoples booze, and literally just looks in the fridge for food, but I don't think he's ever bought food.

Blasts shitty music.


Accurate description of one of my roommates
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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DoleAccurate description of one of my roommates


Fuck are lives
8 years ago
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Mingg
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theabortionatorFuck are lives


Our*


(: hi borty
8 years ago
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profa_212
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DoleAccurate description of one of my roommates


TIM
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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MinggOur*


(: hi borty


Weird. I wrote ours. Changed it to ours. And then must have forgot what i was doing and changed it back.

Or maybe i thought i changed it and forgot.

Weird
8 years ago
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Lonely
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Scholarships aren't fun

I feel like I'm jumping into a pool of debt

It never snows in Michigan

Can't find a part time job

fuck
8 years ago
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jaimegilfish
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dkirseGuests were soooo fucking annoying today. All the conversations I managed to overhear were just stupid. Also, a couple of guests behind me in line at the Big Easy were commenting on how ugly my uniform was...which is like...why? I didn't fucking pick to be a blueberry.


I love being a blueb
8 years ago
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Pataguccimane
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Profahoben_212TIM


that boi
8 years ago
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daannnnieel
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went from 0 job ideas to a reference for an emt job in the middle of ass fuck nowhere northern bc, or a job on canadian pacific as a laborer of which i'm also pretty sure I could get with my references...

either way I have to quit smoking weed and actually get my shit together pretty quick.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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So my doucher roommate got fired. I feel for people, i really do. But this guy is trying to start shit with anyone right now. Was laying into my roommates who worked with me and I stepped in and shut it down and told him to fuck off. He needed to hear it.

It sucks to lose your job. If you wasnt to be pissed be pissed, vent, whatever. But don't start shit with people that didn't do anything to you.

Fuck, I lent him my laptop today when I needed it so he could apply for jobs and shit. ended up being like 3 hours. But I didn't complain about it. Was down to help him out. But if you're going to talk shit to me, and then I call you out and you've got nothing to say? Fuck you.

Don't fucking step to me with some bullshit problem, and then not even be able to articulate what the fuck is going on. If you have a problem, make it known but nobody has time for bullshit. Leave your fucking bullshit at the door.

I felt a bit bad for him even though him getting fired was his fault, but now fuck him. Stoked he's gone in 3 days. I'll still buy him a bus ticket if he needs because im a nice guy, but jesus fuck he's pushing his luck.

Don't be a fucking douche. If you're wondering why people aren't treating you well, look first at yourself. Also we've been feeding him, he's been drinking our booze, and everyone has been more than nice to him.

He tried to pull the race card and I also shut him the fuck down.

Don't start bullshit, and don't try and push bullshit motives on people.

Fuck this guy
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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"did I get you sick? im sorry!" yeah, might have something to do with you all dripping and oozing shit all over our desks/keyboards/phones/etc.

I want to murder my co workers. im pretty sure I have the onsets of pneumonia
8 years ago
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Mingg
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DeebieSkeebies"did I get you sick? im sorry!" yeah, might have something to do with you all dripping and oozing shit all over our desks/keyboards/phones/etc.

I want to murder my co workers. im pretty sure I have the onsets of pneumonia


people who go to work/school while sick can eat a big ass fucking cock. One of the most ignorant disgusting things you can do. Fuck them.
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Daph
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Minggpeople who go to work/school while sick can eat a big ass fucking cock. One of the most ignorant disgusting things you can do. Fuck them.


It really sucks when your job doesn't provide you with sick days and you can't afford to miss work so you have to nut up and go even though you feel like death because bills, rent, food, etc.
8 years ago
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Mingg
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DaphIt really sucks when your job doesn't provide you with sick days and you can't afford to miss work so you have to nut up and go even though you feel like death because bills, rent, food, etc.


tru. employers who don't do a very good job at accommodating employees who are sick are equally at fault. Especially in service jobs where you're in constant contact with co workers, customers, food, etc. Seriously one person gets sick and then the whole staff is sick and its gross.
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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DaphIt really sucks when your job doesn't provide you with sick days and you can't afford to miss work so you have to nut up and go even though you feel like death because bills, rent, food, etc.


kinda sucks getting sent home too. Ive been cut loose from work multiple days.

always get a bad one this time of year. Struggling to ski which probably isnt good for the immune system buildup either.
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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People are fucking weird, man.

This dude somehow lost his keys (on purpose i think) and then stole a ceramic plate from the condo he was staying in and is holding it hostage till we send him his keys which doesnt make sense cuz i think he purposely lost his keys and just wanted to make a statement of sorts.

I almost want to find a storm drain or a portapotty to throw them down.
8 years ago
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Ninskasi
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DaphIt really sucks when your job doesn't provide you with sick days and you can't afford to miss work so you have to nut up and go even though you feel like death because bills, rent, food, etc.


I'm litterally sitting at my desk dying right now because I can't afford to miss work and don't have PTO :(
8 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
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DaphIt really sucks when your job doesn't provide you with sick days and you can't afford to miss work so you have to nut up and go even though you feel like death because bills, rent, food, etc.


Amen
8 years ago
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SEABURN
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my freelance taxes are really high this year. but I didn't make that much money...

I wish I could just be in the "I'm struggling to get by because of medical bills and student loans" tax bracket?

#adultingishard
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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A father and his kid are sledding down the ski run into the pit beneath the chair at the bottom. We go to tell them nicely all like "hey please dont do that, we dont want you to get hurt" and he retorts "have ski patrol come get us."

Fair enough, dude. Ill make sure to pass that along when your 5 year olds head is smashed open and spewing blood and brain particles.
8 years ago
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Mingg
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I thought my roommate stole my laundry detergent but felt bad about saying anything with no proof. Figured I left it somewhere last semester and was being a cunt for not taking responsibility.

But today I went to my friends to do laundry(first time I've been here to do it - my roommate does her laundry here all the time though) AND LO AND BEHOLD MY FUCKING DETERGENT IS HERE. And I know it's fucking mine because it's the Safeway brand that isn't sold here and I bought it in Oregon this summer. So fuck her. I hadn't opened it yet and the whole thing was gone.

It makes me mad because I make less than half of what she makes with all the same expenses and she still steals from me. Then complains about money when she is doing much better than I am and it's fucking frustrating.
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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People who talk on the phone forever. Especially people that don't live in your apartment, but talk on the phone all day.

Even better if it's really loud and not english. I mean, hell, why not talk on the phone all fucking day, loud as fuck, to somebody who's not there.

I'm going to find a guy to kick it here. Aladin. Speaks broken english and fluent arabic. Like long phone calls with his parents, and blasting steppin wolfs magic carpet ride. Also has an obnoxious pet bird he brings around with him.
8 years ago
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OregonDead
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theabortionatorPeople who talk on the phone forever. Especially people that don't live in your apartment, but talk on the phone all day.

Even better if it's really loud and not english. I mean, hell, why not talk on the phone all fucking day, loud as fuck, to somebody who's not there.

I'm going to find a guy to kick it here. Aladin. Speaks broken english and fluent arabic. Like long phone calls with his parents, and blasting steppin wolfs magic carpet ride. Also has an obnoxious pet bird he brings around with him.


Steppin wolf hell yeah man!

Caught up at work so I've run out of excuses for not cleaning my office.
8 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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DeebieSkeebiesA father and his kid are sledding down the ski run into the pit beneath the chair at the bottom. We go to tell them nicely all like "hey please dont do that, we dont want you to get hurt" and he retorts "have ski patrol come get us."

Fair enough, dude. Ill make sure to pass that along when your 5 year olds head is smashed open and spewing blood and brain particles.


Oh fuck him. Been liftying for a couple months now and I'm already so over entitled idiots who think only people in red coats have any authority on the mountain. I'm not trying to be a dick, man, I'm trying to keep you safe around these heavy metal flying benches.
8 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Bodhisattva_Oh fuck him. Been liftying for a couple months now and I'm already so over entitled idiots who think only people in red coats have any authority on the mountain. I'm not trying to be a dick, man, I'm trying to keep you safe around these heavy metal flying benches.


i feel the same way. i don't want to see people hurt but if youre not gonna listen to our rules after being told, then assume the risks and do not come for my head when something bad happens.

like in a perfect world, patrol would just let dumb gapers who go out of bounds get buried and die, but in reality someone has to ultimately put their own life in harms way to go get them. so you gotta do something about that.
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theabortionator
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My roomates argentinian girlfriends or whatever they are should go to their own homes to yell in spanish at each other.


Really just the fact that they are loud, and dont fucking live here. But theyre here all the time. The one pretty much lives here.

Already 4 deep in employee housing. I just want to be able to relax in my own fucking apartment i pay rent for.

Maybe ill just throw a big party tomorrow night and not tell my roomates.

Oh you wanted to chill or sleep? My bad
8 years ago
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theabortionator
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Like when you don't want to hang out with people and you go home. But when those people are in your home. Also def not people i would hang with.

Ugh. I should fix them up with more interesting people if im going to have to fucking live with them.
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