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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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profa_212
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BenWhitI am very interested in the Nordica Ace 3 Star. I'm taller and bigger, so I require a stiffer flex. I have a normal to slightly wider foot, so the last is perfect. the features are unreal. I had tried a pair on at the end of last season and absolutely loved them.


What size? I have a pair of Ace of Spades I could get to you around the middle of January
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BenWhit
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Profahoben_212What size? I have a pair of Ace of Spades I could get to you around the middle of January


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BenWhit26.5

Perfect! That's what mine are!

They are these ones.

http://www.skiersrealm.com/catalog/product/gallery/id/440/image/135/

Unfortunately they are back at my dorms...but if you still want them at the middle of January I could hook ya up for cheap.
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BenWhit
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Profahoben_212Perfect! That's what mine are!

They are these ones.

http://www.skiersrealm.com/catalog/product/gallery/id/440/image/135/

Unfortunately they are back at my dorms...but if you still want them at the middle of January I could hook ya up for cheap.


hit me up when you're back at school. thanks man!
9 years ago
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Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Trey. A spin off of forgot bout dre for Phish. Also Trey played with the dead for 3 shows in Chicago and it was a perfect time to launch it.

Like I said probably means nothing, but it was extremely popular at shows and festivals this summer.

I'm going to force myself to send them all out today or tomorrow. Just so stressed and don't even want to deal with it.

I could probably just do stuff in the future and have friends sell them and split the profits. That would probably work. then I don't have to do anything but make them and they'll get out to the people, and people can't bitch at me.
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OregonDead
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Found out that my favorite ginger lifty passed away this fall and that's the reason he's not back for the season. Fucking sucks. Weird how you start to care for a person even though you only have brief interactions. Timmy was really good at his job and always made me feel like he really cared about me every time he bumped a chair or warned me about the wind or fog. Shred in peace. You will be missed.
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cornholio
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BortyI want to just send out the stickers with a note that say "Hey, I thought about killing myself several times but don't worry, I wanted to make sure you got your $3 sticker order first"


wipe your butt with the stickers or envelopes. or jizz on them
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BenWhit
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OregonDeadFound out that my favorite ginger lifty passed away this fall and that's the reason he's not back for the season. Fucking sucks. Weird how you start to care for a person even though you only have brief interactions. Timmy was really good at his job and always made me feel like he really cared about me every time he bumped a chair or warned me about the wind or fog. Shred in peace. You will be missed.


dude, I feel you. I have two lifties at my local mountain I feel deeply connected to despite sharing less than 20 words with them. Bubba & Ron, two old guys.
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theabortionator
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cornholiowipe your butt with the stickers or envelopes. or jizz on them


Lol, maybe I will
9 years ago
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edai
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texting this girl for like 4 weeks on and off tryna make moves, she tells me last night shes got this guy who shes actually been talking to for a while and im taking the fucking L. me and her were mad lowkey cause shes my ex girlfriends friend but it wouldve been the best relationship ever; shes a volleyball captain, does 3 sports, sexy as fuck, and super smart. Shes applying to like clemson and u of alabama cause shes kinda a party girl but has such a good head on her shoulders and would just be ideal as fuck to have before going off to college.
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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People who just leave shopping carts all over the lot when there are plenty of corrals for them close by, sometimes right even next to where they dumped the cart.


Once again people who drive in bad weather without headlights. If somebody hits you while they're driving drink they're fucked, they should be for shit like no headlights. There was a big truck cruising through town with no headlights in rain and heavy fog earlier. I love people like that.

It's great to know that there are accidents where people get fucked up, maybe even die, because some asshole was too lazy, or more likely too stupid to through their headlights on.

Fuck shitty drivers.

Learn what a turn signal is. Learn what your headlights do. Learn how to read a speedometer. Learn to merge. Learn how to stay in a lane.

That will never happen though. As long as you aren't speeding you'll never have any problems with anything else, which means stupid people are free to stay on the roads, unhindered as long as they keep it within 10mph of the speed limit.
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act.resist
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i actually would have skiied this winter...IF THERE WAS SNOW. the midwest suks
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daannnnieel
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butterslut.i actually would have skiied this winter...IF THERE WAS SNOW. the midwest suks


at least ur knees are all in one piece, we have snow and he blew his acl on the first weekend on new skis.


everyone else I skiied with either went to a different mountain or are maintaining a job and college. I've been up twice and put off numerous days already, and we have a lot of snow. Keep putting days off... weird feeling /endrant
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dyer
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My teachers suck
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BenWhit
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butterslut.i actually would have skiied this winter...IF THERE WAS SNOW. the midwest suks


I haven't seen a day below 40 degrees yet in Boston. ridiculous. Also, it bums me out when it's warm, wet, rainy on Christmas.
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theabortionator
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butterslut.i actually would have skiied this winter...IF THERE WAS SNOW. the midwest suks

Come to the northeast. There's at least 10 feet of powder everywhere.
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Mingg
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I'm going to get my bindings set tomorrow. Kind of got dicked around by another shop and I'm going to see if there's something actually wrong with them or if they were just mounted incorrectly by the shop. While that's getting taken care of I'm going to hike my home hill since they probably wont run lifts tomorrow, but the shop is right in town. So while I'm there might as well go get a little lap or two in right?! My sister also works at the Brewery so maybe I can head up there and chill with her and see what its all about!!

ALSO, tomorrow I'm going to go to a local YMCA and see if they have any volunteering opportunities. I'm trying to get a job at Windells, and already kind of have a hook up, but I still want to get some solid experience with kids so that I'm not just throwing myself into something I can't handle. I'm also home for winter break and getting a job is not feasible right now, so instead of sitting on my ass all day, I'm gonna go play some sports with some kids. Sounds good right? I hope it all works out.

Anddddd then I'll probably hit some rails in my backyard. Totally thought my home hill would have them set up today but nah. I've never hit my set up in the winter, only in the summer and the speed is usually just right. It's probably going to be soo fast. I already know I'm gonna slip out a ton cause I hate fast haha. Oh well, I'll get used to it after like 15 bails lmao. Tomorrow is going to be more productive than my winter break pretty much.
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crotchvent
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Airports see crazing boring and God is overpriced and apparently they don't sell bottles of sods in the airport anymore. On the other hand this dude was ealing his dog around for an hour which was mildly entertainingredients cute the dog still has its balls.
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crotchventAirports see crazing boring and God is overpriced and apparently they don't sell bottles of sods in the airport anymore. On the other hand this dude was ealing his dog around for an hour which was mildly entertainingredients cute the dog still has its balls.


which brings me to my next point kids............don't smoke crack
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cbj
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BortyCome to the northeast. There's at least 10 feet of powder everywhere.


Or North north west. I skied 130cm fresh in backcountry Valemount last week. Sucks in my home town though, this winter has not been kind to the low lands
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OregonDead
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Need to get some sort of present for my wife. I cannot hide anything from her for long so I have given her everything already. Of course she says I don't need to surprise her with a gift on Christmas but I know that is not true. Grrrrr.
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crotchventAirports see crazing boring and God is overpriced and apparently they don't sell bottles of sods in the airport anymore. On the other hand this dude was ealing his dog around for an hour which was mildly entertainingredients cute the dog still has its balls.


English.... do you speak it?
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crotchvent
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Fred_BearEnglish.... do you speak it?


Apparently not.
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Mingg
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I had an assignment were I was supposed to describe a time I was racist and how I have since changed my behavior.

So I did that...

AND I GOT A FUCKING 0 BECAUSE APPARENTLY I WAS TOO RACIST. LIKE BITCH WHY WOULD YOU ASSIGN THAT KIND OF AN ASSIGNMENT IF YOUR TA'S ARE JUST GOING TO GET BUTTHURT OVER IT. FUCK YOU. YOUR CLASS WAS STUPID AS FUCK.
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MinggI had an assignment were I was supposed to describe a time I was racist and how I have since changed my behavior.

So I did that...

AND I GOT A FUCKING 0 BECAUSE APPARENTLY I WAS TOO RACIST. LIKE BITCH WHY WOULD YOU ASSIGN THAT KIND OF AN ASSIGNMENT IF YOUR TA'S ARE JUST GOING TO GET BUTTHURT OVER IT. FUCK YOU. YOUR CLASS WAS STUPID AS FUCK.


Thats a fucking stupid assignment wtf. What class was that for?
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Mingg
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gnar_whalThats a fucking stupid assignment wtf. What class was that for?


communication/ intercultural comm
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OregonDeadNeed to get some sort of present for my wife. I cannot hide anything from her for long so I have given her everything already. Of course she says I don't need to surprise her with a gift on Christmas but I know that is not true. Grrrrr.


A cute apron is my go to last min gift for my wife. It has kind of become a tradition now. I can't hide anything in my house, so I wait until a few days before Christmas and buy her a apron and have the lady at the store box it for me. Here is the one I got her this year

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MinggI had an assignment were I was supposed to describe a time I was racist and how I have since changed my behavior.

So I did that...

AND I GOT A FUCKING 0 BECAUSE APPARENTLY I WAS TOO RACIST. LIKE BITCH WHY WOULD YOU ASSIGN THAT KIND OF AN ASSIGNMENT IF YOUR TA'S ARE JUST GOING TO GET BUTTHURT OVER IT. FUCK YOU. YOUR CLASS WAS STUPID AS FUCK.


What did you do? Have a klan rally for the new neighbors that just moved in? And this teacher acting "shocked" that someone was racist when the whole point of the assignment was to describe the time when you were a bit crass is pretty silly.

I get where they are coming from but this seems like a lame-ass professor trying to make kids feel bad for shit they did when they were much more young, stupid, and naïve.
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Mingg
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DeebieSkeebiesWhat did you do? Have a klan rally for the new neighbors that just moved in? And this teacher acting "shocked" that someone was racist when the whole point of the assignment was to describe the time when you were a bit crass is pretty silly.

I get where they are coming from but this seems like a lame-ass professor trying to make kids feel bad for shit they did when they were much more young, stupid, and naïve.


lol yeah I mean I was pretty blunt in it because I thought that was the whole point. It was supposed to show a change in perceptive and that's exactly what my submission showed. Doesn't help the the whole group of TA's were Asian and Black though. So obviously they're going to take offense. But what are students supposed to do when they get an assignment like that?!

I talked about my old views on minorities. Which I will admit, were super wrong and ignorant and everything but I also said how I've completely changed my views. In my hometown that was sort of the norm, it doesn't make it right but it is what it is. But I talked about how going to the Univeristy that I go to(SUPER diverse) changed my views and shit. Apparently I'm still wrong lololol oh well
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theabortionator
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Mingglol yeah I mean I was pretty blunt in it because I thought that was the whole point. It was supposed to show a change in perceptive and that's exactly what my submission showed. Doesn't help the the whole group of TA's were Asian and Black though. So obviously they're going to take offense. But what are students supposed to do when they get an assignment like that?!

I talked about my old views on minorities. Which I will admit, were super wrong and ignorant and everything but I also said how I've completely changed my views. In my hometown that was sort of the norm, it doesn't make it right but it is what it is. But I talked about how going to the Univeristy that I go to(SUPER diverse) changed my views and shit. Apparently I'm still wrong lololol oh well


I want to take this class. I'll make up something super fucked up. Also ho can you get a 0 for completely the assignment as directed? I can understand not an epic grade, but 0?

I would have fucked with them so hard.

I took a writing or literature class or something in high school. I was the only dude, and most of the girls including the teacher were on the feminism wagon. I would talk about girls needing to know their role in the household when talking about book we were reading. I didn't get the best grades but it was pretty damn funny to have a whole class room of up tight people all butthurt about nothing.
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My boyfriend's brother moved out of our ;lace, and took my brand new fucking beacon with him. God damn it.
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theabortionator
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those damn led signs. some of them alright but the shitty low budget ones. one shitty store will get one and then every other shitty place up and down the road has to get one. and its everywhere. also everyone leaves on the "oh look how cool it looks flashing obnoxiously. that will definitely get people into our spot"

I hate you and your hideous obnoxiously blinking signs and I dont want your food your gas or whatever the fuck else youre trying to sell me.
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.MASSHOLE.
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safarisamMy boyfriend's brother moved out of our ;lace, and took my brand new fucking beacon with him. God damn it.


Get that shit back. Those fuckers aren't cheap.
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ModMommy
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.MASSHOLE.Get that shit back. Those fuckers aren't cheap.


Talked to him- he's gonna ship it back. Turns out it was an honest mistake. We have very similar beacons!
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OregonDead
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Saturday is probably going to be the busiest day ever at Mt. Hood. I will ski anyways but darn it . This is the one down side to Santa being such an inspired skier.
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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safarisamTalked to him- he's gonna ship it back. Turns out it was an honest mistake. We have very similar beacons!



Kill him anyway!


But don't really


Or do
9 years ago
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Skier_75
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I hate the noise of chewing gum. Makes me want to put a bullet in my head.
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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Skier_75I hate the noise of chewing gum. Makes me want to put a bullet in my head.



People who chew with their mouths open and chew loud is pretty fucking annoying too.
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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jeez, snow driving isn't that hard, right? I got stuck behind some people going 5 mph about on my way home last night. about an inch on the roads but still, nothing too impossible. its even more annoying considering you're stuck behind audis and beamers and shit you know can handle that kind of weather.
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DeebieSkeebiesjeez, snow driving isn't that hard, right? I got stuck behind some people going 5 mph about on my way home last night. about an inch on the roads but still, nothing too impossible. its even more annoying considering you're stuck behind audis and beamers and shit you know can handle that kind of weather.


I think people like this should be bumped off the road Nascar style. If your going to drive that slow you can pull over for faster traffic you cock sucking selfish piece of shit. Why shuold you have to pull a sketchy move into oncoming traffic to pass self centered pricks like that?
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GayWolf420
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PeppermillRenoI think people like this should be bumped off the road Nascar style. If your going to drive that slow you can pull over for faster traffic you cock sucking selfish piece of shit. Why shuold you have to pull a sketchy move into oncoming traffic to pass self centered pricks like that?


people are weird and want to be pseudo traffic cops. "its not fair that they are going faster than me so im gonna speed up and not let them over".


also really wish my other job didn't blow my phone up this AM asking where I was when I told at least 2 people that are in charge a month back that Saturday work is a no-go. now the head boss is texting me asking where I get off thinking I can dip out of work. Because I have another fucking job that I told you dipshits about back in November that obviously no one took note of? Obviously this is a situation where both parties are at fault but dude I told you fuckers a while back and no one listened. Your loss, I feel bad for the kids who don't have a coach today.
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Mingg
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Two Christmas's ago my grandpa had a stroke. He never really came out of it and passes away last month. Yesterday my Uncle Bill had a stroke just like my grandpa did on Christmas Day... Shit is fucking crazy. Fuck.
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theabortionator
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life
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MLB
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My girlfriend and I are going through some shit right now that is driving me nuts.

Background is that she cheated on me this summer while I was fire fighting, and I didn't find out until October. We moved in together and its all fucked. So I decided to try and work it out with her and just make a go of it.

The problem now is that it opened up a whole can of worms. Like she repressed all these emotions over so many years and now it's all coming out. She cries almost everyday, and basically can't forgive her self. She gets these panic attacks because she thinks I'm going to leave her and freaks out. As a result of all this she ha basically lost almost all affection for me, she is grossed out by the idea of sex, and tells me that I'm a reminder of all the things she did wrong.

I love her, and she loves me but this just feels fucked. She says she wants to fight for us, and for me not to let her ruin us. I really don't know what to do.

Plus I've been sick for 4 months, and all the doctors I see seem to be semi retarded.
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GayWolf420
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Haha, gotta love these wannabe food network stars that run these very restaurants in PC. Obviously the food game is a cut-throat field to be a part of but its hilarious dealing with these dudes who think they're the next bobby flay. Over-priced shit quality dishes with a bunch of greasy J1's in the back cooking them when there are 3 other similar joints in the same town.

Just had an owner call and berate us and resort to personal insults over a cancelled reservation that was actually made for the previous day, that the guests actually showed up for. These fuckers up here dont have any shed of decency and never apologize when they fuck up/blame others which is a huge pet peeve, so it will be fun calling this homeboy back tonight and giving him the same shit right back to you. I understand people fuck up and you need to light the fire under asses sometimes, but you dont need to completely tear down people, especially kids that are just learning over money that you will more than certainly make up the rest of the year. I think this retard forgot we have literally the biggest movie festival on earth in our town on top of other breaks/holiday weekends.

Hope this fucker drops a hot plate on his crotch tonight, piece of shit.
9 years ago
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spacelunch
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I hate the commenting on the olympics by the british peeps
"Nicolas Goepper produced an impressive jump which featured two grabs."
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.MASSHOLE.
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MLBMy girlfriend and I are going through some shit right now that is driving me nuts.

Background is that she cheated on me this summer while I was fire fighting, and I didn't find out until October. We moved in together and its all fucked. So I decided to try and work it out with her and just make a go of it.

The problem now is that it opened up a whole can of worms. Like she repressed all these emotions over so many years and now it's all coming out. She cries almost everyday, and basically can't forgive her self. She gets these panic attacks because she thinks I'm going to leave her and freaks out. As a result of all this she ha basically lost almost all affection for me, she is grossed out by the idea of sex, and tells me that I'm a reminder of all the things she did wrong.

I love her, and she loves me but this just feels fucked. She says she wants to fight for us, and for me not to let her ruin us. I really don't know what to do.

Plus I've been sick for 4 months, and all the doctors I see seem to be semi retarded.

Ever consider couples therapy?
9 years ago
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theabortionator
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Well, back at work for the first time in almost 3 weeks.

Pretty stoked that there were a billion warm days in that time and that now it's 10 degrees outside and I have a bunch of outdoor work. Not outdoor work like digging in rails, things like welding grinding, painting, putting on topsheets.


10 degrees, is definitely the ideal temp to do all of that. Obviously can't actually paint today because I don't even think it would be possible, but it means if it's mid 20's this week I'll probably give it a go and hope it's not too horrible.

Also now have a ton of things to do and insanely far beyond schedule.


I'm finishing everything in the spring and early fall for next year. Ugh
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